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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 9h

apparently my sister's elderly mostly blind and deaf pug decided she was going to take a swim in the pool yesterday, because my sister sent the group chat a security cam video of herself using the pool net to scoop her out

pug swimming while being pursued by a pool net

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amr al-aaser @siegarettes.bsky.social · 22h

the Xbox boycott is a great test of personal values because it is the absolute lowest bar you can possibly clear

Xbox is making their one good service, Game Pass, worse every day and charging double for it

they barely publish any games, and when they do they fire everyone who worked on it after

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Caleb Meurer @calebmeurer.bsky.social · 1d

Here is the original art for this coloring book cover. This is back when I was still painting BGs with acrylic paint. 2002! I think I was still working on the show at the time. #spongebob #hashslingingslasher #humanart #cartoon #illustration #acrylicpaint

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Dread @dreaddbound.bsky.social · 3d

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Lumpy Spirit @lumpyspirit.bsky.social · 3d

I enjoy the devious carrot gremlin

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AHeise @aheise.bsky.social · 4d

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.bsky.social · 6d

video games can do or contain anything but we are still limited by technology, which allows player characters to move at only three speeds: glacial lurch, gay little saunter, and naruto run

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 6d

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Lumpy Spirit @lumpyspirit.bsky.social · 6d

There was a sequel?

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6d

thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"

The Instagram account Saint featured me. The first slide says: "Derek Guy - Dieworkwear. Derek Guy is a menswear writer who has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter. He also runs a menswear blog called Die, Workwear"

One of the slides showing my favorite products. It's it's a big bag of Hagen pigeon food. The food is fortified with the vitamins and nutrients pigeons need.

Instagram user writes: "Why tf do i need pigeon food for my outfit." I replied: "this is what i can afford to eat after spending all my money on clothes ::sad face::"

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 7d

Elder scrolls map with various titles across them

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Pikaboi @pikaboi.bsky.social · 8d

my brain recently

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Lumpy Spirit @lumpyspirit.bsky.social · 9d

Welp, Bluesky’s algorithm is leaking NSFW content onto the discover feed again. Time to stop using it for a week or two when they bandaid patch it to only showing photos people take of flowers or bugs

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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 9d

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Lumpy Spirit @lumpyspirit.bsky.social · 10d

Neverhood was actually surprisingly popular in Japan at the time of its release. They even got an exclusive Japan-only spinoff game (Klaymen Gun-Hockey. You play air hockey, with guns)
They never got a translation for Skullmonkeys though, which is kinda odd.

Lumpy Spirit @lumpyspirit.bsky.social · 11d

I’ve always wanted to play a Monster Rancher game.
Normally I would do emulator for games I couldn’t afford secondhand, but Monster Rancher’s gimmick just wouldn’t feel right. And scalpers have really jacked up the price on these games…

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 13d

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Lumpy Spirit @lumpyspirit.bsky.social · 13d

How do you make foobar layouts like this? I struggle to even change the colors on mine lol

Lumpy Spirit @lumpyspirit.bsky.social · 14d

Why are a bunch of pro-socialist people following me suddenly? Because I complained about tariffs once?

Well, I hate to break it to you, but if you wanted more of that you're outta luck, I just want to talk about video games, look at memes and whine about bluesky's shitty algorithm
dat's dat