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Micah @rincewind.run · 15h

Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!

"‘I shall deal with the matter momentarily,’ he said. It was a good word. It always made people hesitate. They were never quite sure whether he meant he’d deal with it now, or just deal with it briefly. And no-one ever dared ask."

Micah @rincewind.run · 1d

Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment

“Keep out of the way of officers, ‘cos they ain’t healthy. That’s what you learn in the army. The enemy dun’t really want to fight you, ‘cos the enemy is mostly blokes like you who want to go home with all their bits still on. But officers’ll get you killed.”

Micah @rincewind.run · 2d

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 12h

This is a brilliant idea. (Okay, not brilliant, but exactly bright enough.)

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Micah @rincewind.run · 1d

Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment

“Keep out of the way of officers, ‘cos they ain’t healthy. That’s what you learn in the army. The enemy dun’t really want to fight you, ‘cos the enemy is mostly blokes like you who want to go home with all their bits still on. But officers’ll get you killed.”

Micah @rincewind.run · 2d

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

The late (or at least severely delayed) Bergholt Stuttley Johnson was generally recognized as the worst inventor in the world, yet in a very specialized sense. Merely bad inventors made things that failed to operate. He wasn’t among these small fry. Any fool could make something that did absolutely nothing when you pressed the button. He scorned such fumble-fingered amateurs. Everything he built worked. It just didn’t do what it said on the box. If you wanted a small ground-to-air missile, you asked Johnson to design an ornamental fountain.

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 1d

For some reason, I just thought of Lord Rust.

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 1d

Many people don't consider that books considered classics, at least up through the 19th century, weren't written as Literature. They were written because the author wanted to tell the story. They were books for the common reader, not for literary critics.

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 1d

Not unhinged at all. It's the truth.

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 1d

And he's not wrong about the candied yams.

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 2d

Now I'm imagining Leonard letting himself out of his "prison" to, maybe get a pizza or paint the sunrise over the river, and locking himself back in when he gets home. Vetinari never lets on that he knows about this.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 2d

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 2d

‼️ I guessed it was a courthouse.

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 2d

I had to suppress a shriek, and I'm not even a lawyer.

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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 2d

Explaining Canadian Thanksgiving to Americans

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 2d

I retired as a technical writer 7 years ago, and those words can still make me break into a cold sweat.

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 2d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Just one more revision

BadExampleMan @badexampleman.bsky.social · 2d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Windows Update breaking change.

Natasha Simonova @philistella.bsky.social · 2d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.

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BadExampleMan @badexampleman.bsky.social · 2d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Windows Update breaking change.

Natasha Simonova @philistella.bsky.social · 2d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 5d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 2d

I love seeing teenagers trick-or-treating. It's so genuine.

And they always, always say thank you.

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Spryte M. ♿🏳️‍🌈♀️🎮✍🏻🪆🧩🦅 @sprytemagnus.bsky.social · 3d

@theradr.bsky.social I believe this is your gem of wisdom

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 3d

I choose to believe Rincewind's life after THE LAST CONTINENT is one day after another of organizing books to be shelved and making sure the Librarian always has bananas. He's still the Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography, but being Assistant Librarian is more boring, so he focuses on that.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 3d

Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic

"‘You run away a lot,’ said one of the voices. ‘That is good. You are a survivor.’

‘Survivor? I’ve nearly been killed dozens of times!’

‘Exactly.’"

Micah @rincewind.run · 4d

Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods

That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place. One minute it's all is truth beauty and is beauty truth, and does a falling tree in the forest make a sound if there's no one there to hear it, and then just when you think they're going to start dribbling one of 'em says, incidentally, putting a thirty-foot parabolic reflector on a high place to shoot the rays of the sun at an enemy's ships would be a very interesting demonstration of optical principles.

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 3d

Good decision! Love it!

Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 3d

That's why you got that flat, right? For the cats?

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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · Dec 17

Right, it's #TWANG* day, so we're going to twang a load of stuff with our mini-catapult. Pay attention it's science.

First, a tennis ball. By way of calibration, if you will.

But we know what you're all asking... What would happen if we filled that tennis ball with concrete?

*Not a thing.

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 3d

You bought them, yes? Tartan is stylish.

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Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 3d

My publisher’s been very patient. I’m not doing everything I said I’d do to promote this book (out in a few weeks) because I’m an organizer in a city under federal attack. My days are full and emotionally exhausting. Any help getting the word out means a lot. It's a book people need right now.

Read This When Things Fall Apart by Kelly Hayes | Pilsen Community Books

A bundle of letters to activists and organizers on the frontlines in catastrophic times from Let This Radicalize You co-author Kelly Hayes In social movements, some heartbreaks are all but inevitable.

www.pilsencommunitybooks.com

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Maia @maiainmi.bsky.social · 3d

Anything Kid Rock disses is by definition a good thing.

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