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Soraya Nadia McDonald @sorayanadiamcdonald.com · 3h

Make Portland Noah's Ark of Harmless Nylon Beasts

dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 19h

there are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. clearly we have settled on a motif

Wide shot of many people in inflatable costumes

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 2h

Gym machines have converted their time, distance, and weight increments to images of Holiday Food portions.

Machine: If you want to eat that, press its button, then stay on.
Me: but, for how long?
M: You're done when I stop.
Me: I only entered a half-portion!
M: *increases slightly* liar.

Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 3h

Straight to video.

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 3h

*inhales*

NEXT IT WILL BE 'AUTISM IS STORED IN THE BALLS' AND Y'ALL WILL STILL CONSTANTLY MISS THE MARK BY LESS THAN AN INCH. PAR FOR THE COURSE I'D SAY, SINCE Y'ALL AIN'T MANAGED TO FIND A WOM--

*tackled off the stage*

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Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 4h

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

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Jason @jasonfest.bsky.social · 3h

Woolly Bear caterpillar sporting Halloween colors.
#31daysofHalloween

Closeup of a Woolly Bear Caterpillar on wood. The caterpillar has black bristles at both ends and orange bristles in the middle.

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 3h

Could we perhaps find bioluminescent markers for, say, PREDILICTION FOR EMITTING DAFT TAKES?

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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 1d

A gallery of fireflies.

Phenomenal Fireflies - Alex Wild

Fireflies are a family (Lampyridae) of about 2,000 beetle species known for their ability to produce light through chemical reactions.

www.alexanderwild.com

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 3h

Me, at the "Don't walk" signal on a beautiful day.

Luce Leonard @luceleonard.bsky.social · 1d

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 3h

Beautiful!

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Earth Hymn (Live from Snæfellsnes - Official Video)

YouTube video by YoYoMaVEVO

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 5h

If you can count the available breadsticks, someone is DOING BREADSTICKS WRONG.

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 5h

Bets on WHO is inside the Portland Frog. I’m sure they’re amazing.

Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 6h

"Sportscar" is playing on the cafeteria speakers at a local university during *peak* lunch rush. Nary a 20-something soul is moving or reacting. THEY MUST BE DEAD OR DEAF.

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Tate McRae - Sports car (Official Video)

YouTube video by TateMcRaeVEVO

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 6h

No, I don't think it's that aggressive. It only states its equal to one cup of joe. I waslike HOW STRONG IS THIS JOE. I admit to wanting to eat a lot of them to push limits. I'd love to discover that caffeine plus chocolate amplifies the effects of either, but alas!

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 7h

I am about to eat a chocolate bar that just became autistic. I'd love to eat caffeinated autism molecules! They'd get into my system and have a REUNION.

Package snipped with scissors, showing the bar, scissors, and shred of end of package.

Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 7h

”Cancer sticks” meant cigarettes for a while, and is possibly still in use. I suggest a newer less-dire version.

Here is a “Danger Stick”— a chocolate bar with enough caffeine to make you a “cagey marmoset.” (The copy suggests you might be able to corner a cagey marmoset, but I know my body.)

Brown and yellow and orange and blue label “AWAKE caffeinated chocolate” A cute owl line art.

Back of package with witty informal text, plus obligatory nutrition information.

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 8h

Looking forward to getting the Peace Tread from the Peace Boot on the Optimized Peace Area of My Lucky Lucky Neck. Thank you for your peace in this matter!

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 9h

You may as well say its real name. It's going to shaft you either way.

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 9h

Discount expectations, premium delivery.

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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 22h

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls while praying outside an ICE facility.

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 10h

Gotta love that wild, impossible fantasy stuff Sagan wrote!

Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 10h

Fish get autism when the breading falls off one of the ends. All the contributing fish.

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FindAnOpening @findanopening.bsky.social · 11h

#Dawn #Rain #Minnesota #Landscape #Photography #StreetPhotography #LandscapePhotography #BlackandWhitePhotography #BlackandWhite #NightPhotography

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Rob Ralley @robralley.bsky.social · 1d

Abbey Gate, Carlisle.
#Thursgate #UrbanGaze 📷 #photography

View through a gatehouse, from one archway to another (both in dark shadow), out onto a street. The buildings outside are old red brick and red sandstone, and the street is paved with setts.

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social · 10h

I'm impressed with my typo and want to keep it.

Concatenage = I'm eating like I'm between 18-23. I'm as sore as three people aged 40-45. I've been insulted as much as anyone in the 30-42 age range.

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