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Matt

@matthumbert.bsky.social

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Formerly MV, now we’re in the NIL era. Tech guy and philanthropist disguised as a drug dealer. Yes I will sell it to you. Gopher sports, so you don’t have to.

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Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · Apr 9

When I wake up and survey the calamitous, unrelenting shitshow that’s befallen our government, I have gratitude for one simple reason:

I have an unholy amount of THC for my friends, old and new.

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Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · 2d

Penn State head coach Curt Cignetti sounds terrifying

RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 2d

Holy cow... those mad lads from Northwestern got them to do it!

Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · 2d

Checking for any outstanding warrants after last night’s Gopher victory because what I witnessed was armed robbery.

Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · 2d

What an absolutely stupid game, like the dumbest game in many years LMAO

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 12d

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Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · 14d

These guys are all such cosplaying dipshits

Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · 16d

Bijan hitting the one armed handstand in the end zone was such a flex lmao

JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · 16d

Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · 18d

Elder Millennials/Gen Xers (aka have money to burn on festivals presumably) are the intended audience and they’ve absolutely heard of most of these artists lol

Also this is basically the same lineup as MN Yacht Club

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Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · 24d

BEATEMDOWN ALERT 🚨

Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · 24d

Badgers lol

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Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · 24d

Badgers lol

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Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · 24d

Can’t think of a more deserving fanbase.

a close up of a man 's face with the words worse wisconsin on it

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Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · 24d

The Badgers won’t be favored in any of their remaining games and are staring down the barrel of a 14 game B1G losing streak 👀👀👀

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Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · 24d

Not even Barry’s dark arts can save this dreadful Badger program anymore hahaha

JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · 24d

That was weird...

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BOO!-iff @biffthetick.bsky.social · 24d

I’ve waited 25 years for what is happening to Wisconsin right now. Fantastic stuff.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 24d

BEWARE OF SEPTEMBER MARYLAND
TERPS UP 14-0

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 24d

As always, I disagree with badger fans. They should not fire Fickell, like they were chanting.

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Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · 24d

Badger special teams today

Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 24d

Thud!

The sled hit a rock.

Toad's sled slams against a rock.

From "Down the Hill"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*

Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · 24d

Luke Fickell rotating QBs against September Maryland, you love to see it

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Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum @fatassets.bsky.social · 29d

Brosmer season feels inevitable.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29d

shell-shocked soldier at Peleliu with the words "we'll get carson wentz ready to go"

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Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · Sep 12

Wake vs NCST has ascended and achieved football perfection in 15 minutes

Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · Sep 11

LFG

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · Sep 11

The Sickos Committee Game of the Week Rankings - Week 3.

TWO MISCHIEVOUS MASCOTS WILL ROAM THE SIDELINES WELL INTO THE DARK AFTER MIDNIGHT EASTERN

ONE SPINS HIS HEAD AND THE OTHER DRINKS THROUGH HIS EYE

ONE OF THESE TEAMS WILL BE 3-0 IN A BIG TEN-ACC MATCHUP IN CALIFORNIA

IT’S MINNESOTA AT CAL

Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · Sep 11

dril tweet: issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”

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andré @838carlisle.bsky.social · Sep 10

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · Sep 10

Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.

Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · Sep 10

Political violence is bad. It usually begets more political violence.

Celebrating political violence is bad. It usually encourages more political violence, against various targets.

Campus shootings are bad. They make everyone on campus less safe.

It's bad that what I wrote here is controversial.

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Matt @matthumbert.bsky.social · Sep 6

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