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Therapist: “What do you think is the cause of your trust issues?”
Me: “I’ve had Gopher football tickets since 19…”
Therapist: “Oh my. So let’s work on some advanced coping mechanisms.”

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 2d

We do not claim or necessarily accept him.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 2d

Fox is trying so hard to make Illinois football seem cool and fun.

bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah, I do not want to be reminded of when the golden age of Deadspin was.

✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 4d

God damn, some of yall been following each other online for a decade?!!

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 5d

We just need to get these boys some Malört and watch their chubby souls leave their bodies.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 5d

He’s not even the biggest flop from that recruiting class!

Malachi Nelson has now been benched by 3 different schools, including UTEP!

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 7d

And those of us who are keeper parents should be offered alcohol and hard drugs.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 8d

Ok, first of all HOW DARE YOU?!

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 8d

I do not like anything that furthers the "Couldn't get into madison" narrative.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 8d

My favorite art is almost a decade old! www.offtackleempire.com/2015/11/25/9...

Off Skillet Empire: Wisconsin’s Favorite Bird!

It’s Thanksgiving, and it’s also Minnesota-wisconsin week! Let’s revisit one of badger Athletic Director Barry Alvarez’s favorite family recipes!

www.offtackleempire.com

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 8d

DID Y'ALL NOT KNOW ABOUT BARRY ALVAREZ'S SON MICROWAVING A PARROT?!

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 8d

Key statistic.

Victim of Crappinstance @swanosaurus.bsky.social · 8d

We won!*

*no one was hurt!

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 8d

42-3.

Well, it could have been worse.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 8d

That’s performance art.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 8d

Now tell us about the tarmac…

Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 8d

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 8d

Trouble Bruin for Penn State’s football team…

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 8d

JAMES FRANKLIN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 9d

Minneapolis is unsafe. Better send in Airborne.

taylr @taylordahlin.com · 9d

BREAKING NEWS: man leaving loring park and crossing the lasalle bridge to stevens square walking two pomeranians, one with feet and tail dyed purple, the other with feet and tailed dyed pink

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