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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 4h

The SEC really has it out for Auburn huh

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Prashanth Iyer @prashanthiyer.bsky.social · 1d

Game was a microcosm of the 2nd half of the season. Skubal dominates, all the bats do nothing (except for Kerry), Tigers pen hangs on by a thread and escapes miscues, Tigers bats still do nothing even with runners in scoring position, and eventually the game is blown

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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 1d

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 1d

At this rate the ALDS will be a seven game series for once

Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 1d

Rob Manfred: Well well well look who’s complaining about extra inning games taking too long now that we don’t have a runner on second base

Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 1d

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 1d

This game has run so long that the first game of the next series starts tomorrow

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 1d

It’s the 859th inning. I no longer recognize myself. I am convinced that I am living in a simulation. T-Mobile park is crumbling. Javy Baez retired in the 802nd inning. AJ Hinch died of natural causes in the 827th.

Werner Herzog is filming a documentary about my life. I beg him to kill me.

SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 1d

It’s the 437th inning of game 5 of the ALDS. I now have a big bushy beard. I have been fired from my job. My family has abandoned me. The Tigers have loaded the bases with no outs for 32 consecutive innings but have not scored a single run.

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SpookyMoneyBags @foxymoneybags.bsky.social · 1d

It’s the 437th inning of game 5 of the ALDS. I now have a big bushy beard. I have been fired from my job. My family has abandoned me. The Tigers have loaded the bases with no outs for 32 consecutive innings but have not scored a single run.

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Morgan K. Bell @morgankbell.bsky.social · 1d

Me: oh, it's one of those sports furries!

husband: you mean a mascot?

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 1d

The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1d

throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 1d

I do not smoke and badly want a cigarette.

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 1d

This game has run so long that the first game of the next series starts tomorrow

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 1d

AJ Hinch's inner chaos demon is going nuts at this point. We are 11 minutes from Jake Rogers warming up in the pen.

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 1d

alright I guess this AJ Hinch guy knows what he’s doing

Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 1d

How do you not pull Montero here

Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 1d

I crave the sweet release of death

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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Matt Bernhard @mbernhard.com · 1d

> The most common side effects are fine tremor, anxiety, headache, muscle cramps, dry mouth, and palpitations

Y’know in retrospect this has been a deeply informative experience for why I am the way I am.