Mike Standish
@mikestandish.bsky.social
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Freelance writer. Very slow reader. Dad. Fan of Seattle sports, sci-fi, fantasy, cereal, and looking at my phone.
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Anyway, go Cristian Roldan. Go Mariners. Anyone who doesn’t like these wonderful humans can get bent.
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The smug smile on his face. It’s infuriating.
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"What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?"

Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc
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@mkstnr.bsky.social Mark, check this out! There is a humorous sign that implies that to even feel like a functional human a person needs coffee haha! And this is at a coffee shop hahaha!
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It’s an extra expensive ticket
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Friend: Want to go to game 3? We’ve got an extra.
Me: Sure!
Friend: There’s only one catch … it’s $440.
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The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.
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The dems are so hilariously out of touch and unserious
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🚨 The DSCC — led by Kirsten Gillibrand, Mark Kelly, Adam Schiff, and Lisa Blunt Rochester — has formed a joint fundraising committee with Janet Mills.

Mills, running against Graham Platner in the Maine Democratic Senate primary, would become the oldest freshman (79) ever elected, to a 6-year term.
🚨 The DSCC — led by Kirsten Gillibrand, Mark Kelly, Adam Schiff, and Lisa Blunt Rochester — has formed a joint fundraising committee with Janet Mills.

Mills, running against Graham Platner in the Maine Democratic Senate primary, would become the oldest freshman (79) ever elected, to a 6-year term.
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While simultaneously gutting the league budget for content creators/writers. A brilliant strategy!
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Miles Mastrobuoni
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name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
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A bunch of happy dudes who like to hang out together playing baseball. It’s fun to watch. Go Mariners.
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They have been SO amazed!
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Damn dude. Mariners are using the power of friendship. It's actually happening
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Tough to argue with this person
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johnmoe.bsky.social
This Mariners team lacks many qualities of traditional Mariner teams. Things like ennui, hauntedness, self-loathing, gnawing doubt, obliviousness. They have none of those yet they are finding ways to win.
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I AM ENJOYING PLAYOFF BASEBALL
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@likkitp.ynyaproductions.com Smoltz is reading your skeets
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PSA: Canadian Thanksgiving (or, as we call it, Thanksgiving) does not always involve a dong-shaped turkey.
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Never ordering turkey in Canada
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Maybe Dan Wilson is our emergency catcher
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I am a Bazardo Appreciator
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Still trying to figure out how to pronounce this without saying cock
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Is DFW maybe the most overrated American author of the last 50 years?