mjfGatesToAnEldritchRealm
@mjfgates.bsky.social
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Retired. Widower. Formerly "that FC with the voice." One of the most ancient shitposters on the internet.
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clairewillett.bsky.social
if you’re not Catholic, let me real quick tell you about the breathtaking audacity of bringing the monstrance with him

a monstrance is a big bedazzled gold ornament with a round glass window in the middle where you put a consecrated wafer, usually the bigger ceremonial one and not the bite-size
mjfgates.bsky.social
Pathetic, and their whiny little reviews seem to have been summarily buried in positive ones :D
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nomorerobots.io
Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
Fashy Cinemasins

That's what this is, the effect the proliferation of "anti-woke" youtube grifters have had on their audiences as a whole, stunting their ability to engage with media and training them to look for "DEI sins" to call out, atrophying their ability to enjoy the games they're playing.
nomorerobots.io
Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.
aricohn.com
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
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urocklive1.bsky.social
Just a reminder that Wikipedia is the only remaining reliable source of information that right wing billionaires can't control. (Although they'll never stop trying.)

Please donate to them whenever you can. Even a little bit helps.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
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sonjadrimmer.bsky.social
The palpable relief of reading a syntactically awkward student paper nevertheless brimming with ideas they’re trying on after having to consume the stale cardboard generalities of a Chat GPT essay.
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hottycouture.bsky.social
As a fashion historian, I will die on this hill: the point of having blue hair and nose rings (or spiky nails or stripper heels or tattoos or an all-black wardrobe) is not to look pretty or cool. It's to look (and feel) powerful--something many young American women crave right now. And it's working.
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
mjfgates.bsky.social
"I can do this, and be accepted in society, and you can't do a fucking thing about it." Power.
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moryan.bsky.social
Locally, in recent weeks especially, our communities have been very well served IMO by @blockclubchi.bsky.social @thetriibe.com @southsideweekly.bsky.social @unraveledpress.com @chicago.suntimes.com @wbez.org They are on the ground doing good work on the daily, give them support/$$ if you are able 💚
olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
once again encouraging you all to support independent, worker owned, billionaire free News media when and how you are able
kattenbarge.bsky.social
Installing someone like Bari Weiss as the head of a major news organization isn’t even about profit or longevity. In effect it’s about continuing to shrink the traditional news industry smaller and smaller and weaker and weaker and less and less journalism based until it ceases to exist
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numb.comfortab.ly
"Why can't Trump murder civilians indiscriminately at home like he does abroad" - Ross Douthat
Why Can't Trump's Domestic Policy Be More Like His Foreign Policy?

Three keys to his success on the world stage could be applied at home.
By ROSS DOUTHAT
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gregpak.net
If you work for ICE, you should quit.
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dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social
Like I know there are edgelord leftists out there who look down their noses at shit like No Kings but sorry you guys, the more mass protest looks fun and family-friendly, the bigger it gets and the better its chances of being broadly effective
dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social
Portland does not own the patent on inflatable animal costume protests, come on people
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violetblue.bsky.social
C is for CROSSING -- paywall lifted for Chapter Two of The Ghost Hunter's Guide to the Alphabet, featuring character art by @asphodelles.bsky.social

Ghosts. History. Horror. Boomers on molly. A missing cat. Wellington like you've never known.

www.patreon.com/posts/chapte...
Chapter Two | The Ghost Hunter's Guide to the Alphabet | Threat Model
Get more from Threat Model on Patreon
www.patreon.com
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cmgiulini.bsky.social
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
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marisakabas.bsky.social
FUCK ICE FOREVER
cmgiulini.bsky.social
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
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lackadaisy.bsky.social
The Lackadaisy Mixer book just dropped in the shop! - lackadaisy.store/products/lac...

It's full of character-themed cocktail and dessert recipes, 1920s history, and luscious photos by Nerlyn Galan, plus tons of art by me and numerous contributors!
#lackadaisy
Digitally painted cover art for the Lackadaisy Mixer book featuring character Wick Sable, an anthropomorphic cat in a top hat with a cocktail and playing cards in hand. Behind him is a gold and scarlet filigree design.
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lmacthompson1.bsky.social
I am writing this because it has swiftly become crystal clear to me that many people have no idea what is happening or how this works. Here is a thread for non-academics to put into context what just happened to Dr. Mark Bray, a fellow historian.
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caulimovirus.bsky.social
smurfs are the size they are because the lack internal structure. they are closer to gelatinous lichens than they are true fungi. they cannot grow larger without dedicated vasculature in our current oxygen environment. millions of years ago when there was more oxygen they were substantially larger.
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brooklynmarie.bsky.social
Yes well those of us who would got fired first and no one said shit so
aphclarkson.bsky.social
If this was happening in any other country you'd have journalists and analysts discussing risks of state failure
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jdphoto8500.bsky.social
Watching the precision, accuracy and success of these stunning birds is enough to drive the most avid human fisherman to weep.

#WildlifePhotography #BirdPhotography #Raptors #Osprey #ForTheWin #MasterAngler #LifeInNature
An osprey extracting a fish from the water