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Bastard daughter of Queenie and Lord Blackadder. Unintentionally amusing. Inadvertently, wildly inappropriate. Chaotic Neutral. Posh nerd. Looking for my wallet in El Segundo.

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · Oct 20

a man sitting in front of a desk with the words i invited you here to corrupt you written below him

Alt: John Waters sitting in front of a desk and telling us, "I invited you here to corrupt you. What did you expect? A 'Sound of Music' sing-a-long?"

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 2h

What's your sign?

Picture of a roadwork sign that reads

CAUTION
HOT
MATERIAL

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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 1h

Legend is female Druids of the county did not disappear during Roman occupation, but instead melded with the forests to become its Green Ladies, its Moss Maidens. A historian will tell you this is nonsense. A folklorist will merely tell you stories hold impossible truths. - #CLNolan #FolkloreFriday

Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 12m

THIS!

Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 25m

Crapping on adults who enjoy reading YA books or middle grade books or genre books or pretty much any kind of book that they like reading is so freaking lame.

Shaming people for what they read is dumb.

Life is short. Read what you enjoy reading. It's not a competition.

a black cat is laying on a book on a table

Alt: a black cat is laying on a book on a table

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 11h

Not going to lie, I had to look hat reference up and oh, my lord... 😳😆

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 11h

One does what one can with what one has... ingenuity should be encouraged. 👍

Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 12h

Cheers, darlings 🥂

John Tremain @alpinejohnny.bsky.social · 12h

Drinkyverse friends… I’m currently using Martini & Rossi Riserva Speciale Rubino as my Italian vermouth, ‘cause, well, I bought a bottle…

Enjoying it, especially in my Negroni, Boulevardier and so forth. (And Manhattans).

Thoughts?

Particular applications you’d recommend?

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 12h

I love that you said hoooooer- no one uses that anymore and it needs to be brought back.

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Matt Morhockey-Morbooks @drakesmitha12.bsky.social · 12h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's Dave.

Tom Peyer @tompeyer.bsky.social · 14h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s From Justin to Kelly

Eric Kim (김현철) inkskratch.com @inkskratch.com · 15h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Cars

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 12h

John Carpenter's License to Drive

Matt Morhockey-Morbooks @drakesmitha12.bsky.social · 12h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's Dave.

Tom Peyer @tompeyer.bsky.social · 14h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s From Justin to Kelly

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 13h

On my transcripts there is a senior level philosophy course that I have ZERO recollection of

Don’t remember the prof, the room, the books, nor (and this is telling) any cute girls in the class

I got an A, apparently

Other than that my entire academic career was an exercise in brinksmanship

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 12h

Now I feel guilty for liking this... 😳😄

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 13h

Happy thread! ☺️

George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 15h

🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A tiny human (1?) is fascinated by Mum's shoelaces.(Ohhh.)
Whenever he undoes them, he sits back, looking at Mum expectantly.
Mum bends down, ties them and...
OOPS Tiny Human's undone them again!
A huge gummy grin on his face. (1)

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Wil Deny @wildeny.bsky.social · 15h

HONEY

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Tom Peyer @tompeyer.bsky.social · 14h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s From Justin to Kelly

Eric Kim (김현철) inkskratch.com @inkskratch.com · 15h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Cars

FreeLinkophant sHELLey B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 15h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's Eyes Wide Shut

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 13h

Goddamned right. 👍☺️

Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 13h

Anytime! 🩷👍

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 18h

It checks out

Meme dip hitch, showing actor Joaquin Phoenix both in and out of his Joker makeup

Text:

Did you know...
In order to play the role of an insane and mentally depressed person in the movie "Joker" Joaquin Phoenix spent one day on this website

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Claude Monet @monet.bsky.social · 17h

Etretat the Aval Door Fishing Boats Leaving the Harbour - 1885
https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/10066

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Jeremy Jenkins @jeremyjenkins.net · 17h

Almost gone 👀

Jenkins’ Emporium @jenkinsemporium.bsky.social · 20h

🚨Stroopwafel chocolate bars update: half the batch has already gone.
If you were planning to grab one, now’s the time before they disappear again… 👀🍫

Chocolate bars with pieces of stroopwafel in them.

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 13h

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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 17h

Goodnight from Alfie Haines, picking up impossible transmissions and wearily reflecting that his home county might not be the best one to be a radio ham in. Goodnight from the ghost of Mercy Lovell, still chasing after the rough kisses of Samuel Midmore. Goodnight from Hookland.

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MysteryMarple @mysterymarple.bsky.social · 17h

Even goddesses sometimes doze off with a book!

#vintage print from the NYPL Digital Collections.
#readingbreak #readlikeagirl #writerslife #momlife

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 13h

A. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd put money on it

B. I've had MRIs for breast tumors, an MRI biopsy to make sure that another lump that was found wasn't malignant, and one to make sure I didn't have a seizure while undergoing chemotherapy. Send that pussy motherfucker to me. I'll straighten his ass out.

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David Atkinson @davidatkinsonpoet.bsky.social · 16h

One of the things I love about poems is that you can read the same poem on a different day and it can have a different heart

This poem, today, beats differently than the last day I read it

'The Last Toast' - Anna Akhmatova

#poetry
#poemoftheday

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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop @msmadbint.bsky.social · 14h

Oh, God, I know exactly what you mean. I will definitely ask about it for you. 👍

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