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YellowMustard
@mustardwrites.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighbourhood condiment 💛 She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘 Unapologetic ofmd girly NSFW content, Minors DNI YellowMustard on Ao3!
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · Nov 21
Creating a pinned thread of all my pirate fics for easy access! Here's my stuff!
Photo: navy background with flowering mustard plant. Yellow script reads: YellowMustard's Fic Directory
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boy | happydaiz 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ WeeCon @happydaiz.bsky.social · 4h
The podfic of the wonderful The Colour and the Shape by @mustardwrites.bsky.social with art by bbyteach is now complete at 4hrs.

Stede Bonnet is getting his first tattoo. Maybe. If Ed is able to rifle through Stede's entire briefcase of ideas and pro/con lists and figure out what he actually wants.
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 11h
NORMAN 😍😍😍
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Niusha 🏴‍☠️ @niu-nono.bsky.social · 1d
✨️Cursed DILF ²✨️
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
#ofmdfanart
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 1d
hims just a little guy 🥹 your beautiful photography is always such a joy! And I'm so glad you're enjoying Free Space!! Xx
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 1d
😂😂😂
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 2d
For #SexualSunday, I think it’s time to get this one back on your feeds ❤️

#ofmd
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 1d
@fablizpoppe.bsky.social needs to be stopped, she can't keep getting away with this tomfoolery.

(the tomfoolery: being the kindest loveliest soul on the planet)
the FATTEST bouquet of flowers i've ever seen in my life, it's like triple the size of my head. Pink and white, and a mix of chrysanthemums, roses and...misc (I don't know their names 😌 but trust me they are so pretty)
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 1d
brekkie toast update: it's really fuckin good 😌✨
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d
had to unwrap this gentleman solely for his close-up 📸 get you a friend like @clairegregoryau.bsky.social who makes and hand-delivers sourdough for you 🥹🫶
a super pretty cob-loaf of sourdough with flour dusting and scoring on the top
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d
happy birthday!! the cake is adorable! 😍
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d
oh STRONGLY agree with all of this actually 😌
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d
had to unwrap this gentleman solely for his close-up 📸 get you a friend like @clairegregoryau.bsky.social who makes and hand-delivers sourdough for you 🥹🫶
a super pretty cob-loaf of sourdough with flour dusting and scoring on the top
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d
i've been told 😔
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boy | happydaiz 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ WeeCon @happydaiz.bsky.social · 2d
Chapter 3 of the podfic of The Colour and the Shape by @mustardwrites.bsky.social with art by bbyteach.
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 2d
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand

- rocket (arugula)
- that nick cage film where he's a pilot and the rapture happens (i went into it blind and it was awful)
- dancing queen, sorryyyy
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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 2d
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

- balut
- Koyaanisqatsi
- (i can think of a few, but if i admitted it out loud on main i think i'd be kicked out of the fandom 🤐)
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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 2d
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

- bell pepper
- 500 days of summer
- hey there delilah
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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 2d
#inktober #inktoberheavy #gentlebeard #ofmd
it supposed to be gentlebeard in bed, i am too lazy about tattoos and everything else is wrong too. but the prompt was "heavy" and the best kind of weight is weight of your sleeping lover on your chest.. 🤔
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cara is doing it #ForRhysie @carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social · 2d
YOUR BODY DOESNT KNOW ITS A PLAY, I scream as they wrestle me into a straitjacket and grippy socks
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Patri @ontheyellwbrick.bsky.social · 2d
"They really just honored that scene, and the thing they brought to it is their natural connection and really playing it honestly with each other, and listening to each other, and the way they look at each other, and how tender they are with each other." #OurFlagMeansDeath
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xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 2d
or: consider
meme of ed teach's face superimposed on willy wonka as played by gene wilder in the scene where he's holding the flower shaped candy tea cup and he looks like he's pondering his life choices
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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️ @kellykat53.bsky.social · 2d
@politestmenace.bsky.social came through! Everybody clap!
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 3d
I did n o t see that coming. At a l l.
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Ann 🐙🧜🏼‍♂️💜 @ofmd-ann.bsky.social · 4d
💕

#edwardteach #ofmd
A photo screencap edit of Edward Teach in Our flag means death episode S02E07, man on fire. During his conflict with Stede :( himb pretty A photo screencap edit of Edward Teach in Our flag means death episode S02E07, man on fire. During his conflict with Stede :( himb pretty A photo screencap edit of Edward Teach in Our flag means death episode S02E07, man on fire. During his conflict with Stede :( himb pretty A photo screencap edit of Edward Teach in Our flag means death episode S02E07, man on fire. During his conflict with Stede :( himb pretty
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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Apr 30
Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social All my friends should live within walking distance of me. Furthermore, the store (a type of friend) should be within walking distance also. December 1, 2023 at 6:49 PM
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no context our flag means death @ofmdnocontext.bsky.social · 4d
happy world mental health day 🖤
Two screenshots of Edward Teach from OFMD, standing in the break up robe surrounded by the crew. "And thank you, you guys. It's pretty difficult to lay yourself bare in front of others, you know?"
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Inês 🍊 @ohtangerines.bsky.social · 4d
We can live in silks and leathers 🍰
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
Five coloured sketches of the progression of Stede's outfits through the series. First sketch: Stede walking around with the potted fern and a quill pen, wearing a light teal vest and breeches over a white shirt and stockings. Second sketch: Stede kneeling in shock in front of the weapon that Chauncy used, his clothes from the privateer academy rumpled and dirty. Third sketch: Stede in his celebrity pirate era, with a dark teal shirt that shows off his chest, brown leather pants and boots and a sword belt. He's winking off to his right, holding onto a rope with his left hand and his right is resting on the hilt of his sword. Fourth sketch: Stede is back in his soft fabrics, in blue cotton pants, leather boots and a linen shirt that's wide open and sliding off his shoulders, showing bites and kisses left by Ed. In his hands he's holding onto the pink robe with a soft smile on his face. Fifth sketch: Stede finds a middle ground in his wardrobe, mixing the softness of fine fabrics with the practicality of leather. He kept the loose shirt wide open over his chest, with shiny pearl and gold necklaces framing his neckline. He's kneeling with one leg on a stool, leather pants soft and stretching in his pose, and buttery gold leather boots adding a pop of colour to his outfit. His upper body is draped over the counter as he smiles coily at his companion (who's not in frame but is definitely Ed)
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 3d
Happy birthday Lee!!! 🎉
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · 4d
cannot BELIEVE the stairs had the audacity to put ed in Princess Jail (where he is going to starve to death 😔)
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