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{31} • {she/they} • {STL} disabled goblin mom ★✮ 𝓈𝓂𝑜𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝒹 ∧,,,∧ ( ̳• · • ̳) garfield / づ♡

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · Mar 18

the garfield in me honors the garfield in you

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 4h

and he kept calling me baby!!!

maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 4h

i was unaware that sometimes Drew Carey will show up at a party in The Sims and for a second i thought i had smoked too much

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15h

sorry i'm so late, didn't realize i had crouch toggled On until i'd already walked most of the way here all scrunched up and slower'n hell

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spooky sigur 🎃 @phantasma.darkwo.ke · 1d

Jesus Christ Loves Trans

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spoOoOopymama! @pnutsmama.bsky.social · 15h

i don’t think folks realize just how many of us are ready to mollywhop the shit out of some asshole already

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2000s @popculture2000s.bsky.social · 15h

xtina aguilera

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1d

what are you guys thinking about

maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1d

my dumb face, thinking about dumb things

maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1d

it’s past my bedtime

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Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 1d

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1d

wish i was smart enough to turn having gigantic tits into money instead of whatever it is that i’m doing now

maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1d

put this on the back of the shirt and we’ve got a winner

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 1d

Playing beastie boys on my phone to give me strength before rushing the active shooter but my pods disconnect and give away my location immediately

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1d

put the last line on a t-shirt!

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1d

americauhhh,, eating my lunch out of a single bowl

maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1d

american HOLOCAUST and every trump voter is not only complicit but responsible and will be held accountable even if it’s me kicking their ass in hell

Andrew Perfors @perfors.net · 2d

Heartbreaking reading, but this Reddit thread gives a sense of the relentlessness of the horror inflicted by ICE, and the damage being done to so many innocent people that doesn't make the news.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Touched grass today and can't say I was much changed by the experience. Which probably means I was already cool and normal prior to that

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1d

my internet friend mailed me a huge box of pears from his fruit tree and i made a pie! #PearingIsCaring

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1d

i got drunk at the zoo and looked at giraffes today

maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1d

before he was Middle-Aged Rock

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1d

my uncle cheated on her and they divorced so i guess she isn’t my aunt anymore but she was my favorite family member

maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1d

my aunt went on a date with kid rock in middle school and he picked her up in a limousine.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 2d

New GPS freaks out and starts crying when you make a wrong turn

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