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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · Mar 18

the garfield in me honors the garfield in you

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2h

If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head

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maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1h

my uncle cheated on her and they divorced so i guess she isn’t my aunt anymore but she was my favorite family member

maz @mxmaz.bsky.social · 1h

my aunt went on a date with kid rock in middle school and he picked her up in a limousine.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14h

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 11h

New GPS freaks out and starts crying when you make a wrong turn

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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 1d

if u listen to the hotdog rollers w yr heart u can hear angels simg

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 14h

Even if you guys would like to see me boiled alive in a vat of goo I would still go down with love in my heart for you

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry but they look rad as hell

Poster with a bunch of animals smoking and the caption “it looks just as stupid when you do it”

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 1d

telling the cashier at the gas station i'll cherish this moment forever when she asked me to sign up for the rewards program

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 15h

It’s also so surreal to have been worrying about this shit for nigh on 10 years and to see it happening. I feel like the guy who gets crushed by the steamroller in Austin Powers. “Lol”