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Mychal Lowman

@mylo.bsky.social

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Former Site Manager at @SLCDunk, part of @SBNationNBA. Biz Dev - Affiliates, ClickBank. Posts are my own.

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Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · Feb 17

NBA: We need to make the game about basketball.

Broadcast: Best we can do is 10 minutes of basketball then 50 minutes of drunk Kevin Hart doing improv like an insecure high school bully and a small break of Mr Beast doing hunger games with a smile that isn’t allowed within 1 mile of a school.

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Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 17h

Ainge watching his tank commander Nurkic get the game winning shot

a man is standing in front of a bunch of balloons and saying stay in your lane bucko !

ALT: a man is standing in front of a bunch of balloons and saying stay in your lane bucko !

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Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 17h

Brown lost the ball before he ran into Keynote because Brown also slipped on the same spot. No foul just hilarity.

KeithSmithNBA @keithsmithnba.bsky.social · 17h

Celtics-Jazz has been WILD.

Not sure how it wasn't a foul when Keyonte George fell down in front of Jaylen Brown and Brown tripped over him. That was a major missed called by the officials.

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Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 17h

Cue the Benny hill music in Boston

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Edwin Garcia @ecreates88.bsky.social · 3d

Amazon is doing a great job of calling out Ja Morant's performance tonight without resorting to lame jokes or being disrespectful. It's refreshing to see.

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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 3d

Blake Griffin calls out Ja Morant's not playing hard or being engaged 👀

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Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 3d

Danny Ainge REALLY trying to use the NBA Cup to showcase Kyle Anderson and Jusuf Nurkic on the trade market.

[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @markrussellpereira.bsky.social · 3d

Guys who haven't played for Utah in the 2nd half because of errors in the first half:

Taylor Hendricks
Brice Sensabaugh
Walt Clayton Jr
Kyle Filipowski

...uh, okay Will Hardy

Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 3d

What happened to Filipowski? Why does he only have 7 minutes in this game? Did he get hurt? Or are the Jazz REALLY trying to showcase Anderson in this?

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Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 5d

Cody Williams over Matas might go down as an all-time draft blunder. Many thought Matas was going 6th and he dropped and…yeah

[Utah] Jazz Man Mark @markrussellpereira.bsky.social · 5d

congrats to cody williams for getting a foul and a turnover within the first two seconds of touching the ball

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Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 12d

Adam Silver has a team in Los Angeles that purposefully circumvented the salary cap AND NOW he has a team that not only has evidence of really purposeful tank but their coach used it to make win gambling prop bets.

Man these two franchises are gonna lose all the draft picks.

Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 12d

Gambling this early in the season?

Leo S @yoleo.bsky.social · 12d

Nothing like Chauncey BIllups wasting his challenge on an unimportant out of bounds call in the 1st few mins of the game 😂

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Justin Russo @flybyknite.bsky.social · 12d

Fans in Utah are chanting "We want Love." Don't we all.

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Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 12d

Who’s gonna be the first team to tell their 7 footer to get experimental leg extension surgery in the offseason to guard this?

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12d

Look at this shit 👽

Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 12d

Perfect opening night for Jazz fans 10/10 no notes

Law Murray 📘 @lawmurraythenu.bsky.social · 12d

Two missed free throws for Konan Niederhauser... free chicken for Salt Lake City

Law Murray 📘 @lawmurraythenu.bsky.social · 12d

John Collins free throw costs Delta Center free chicken. Loudest boos of the night.

Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 12d

Sensabaugh finesse at the rim is like he has only the Basic Finish 1 package installed but it works

Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 12d

smh can’t believe the Jazz are only one game into the season and they’re already resting a healthy Lauri Markkanen

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Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 12d

Clippers out here playing like they don’t know their Apple password

Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 12d

Nurkic with two boneheaded plays right after another. He pops Harden in the mouth with an elbow when the refs weren’t looking then he hangs on the rim after a dunk getting him a technical foul as if he has single handedly led Utah to a 30 point lead.

Galaxy brain dipshittery

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Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 12d

Damn that was dirty by Nurkic. What is he doing there with Harden?

Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 12d

Mark Cuban [calling into PTFO]: No way Steve Balmer knew anything about this loss to the Jazz. Why is no one asking Uncle Dennis?

Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 12d

Pablo Torre gonna find out why the Clippers are getting gobsmacked by a supposed tank team.

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Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 12d

Walker Kessler leading the Jazz in scoring just like we all predicted

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Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 12d

Almost the same percentage of Balmer’s investment in Aspiration that went to Kawhi Leonard

ALLEGEDLY

Bruno BlueSky Starzz @getsit.bsky.social · 12d

72 PERCENT field goal shooting! 😂😂

Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 12d

fans reacting to the Jazz absolutely pistol whipping the clippers in the first half is better than anything I could hope for

KeithSmithNBA @keithsmithnba.bsky... • 3m It's been one half and I'm already regretting my Clippers at three in the West pick.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me like seven times, I'm an absolute idiot.
Ben Schleuss @benschleuss.bsky.so... • 2m
You only had the entire history of the franchise to go off of....
Robert Flom @richhomieflom.bsky.so... • 27s This is extremely silly. They have been a regular season monster for years.
There's zero reason to have faith in their postseason, but there's every reason to think they will win 50 games

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dan favale @danfavale.bsky.social · 12d

[thurday morning]

"the utah jazz have announced that they've relieved will hardy of his duties for conduct not detrimental enough to the team."

Erik @erikmag.bsky.social · 12d

Can’t tank no matter how hard they try

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Mychal Lowman @mylo.bsky.social · 12d

Steve Balmer’s Clippers are getting embarrassed so bad, Mark Cuban is gonna have to argue Pablo Torre on a podcast

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