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The Jewel of the Nile

@mzkatlynd.bsky.social

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I know who I am, but you may not: Woo woo bitch author with a fat ass & a smile. Mother of Vampires. Queen of Sirius. Linktr.ee/KultofIsis www.beforedeathsaga.blogspot.com https://ko-fi.com/kultofisiskreations

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The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · Apr 17

Goddesses & angels speak to me on the regular. I am a reincarnated galactic space goddess princess & my therapist knows I believe this. I am not sane by any stretch of imagination.

Jawn Redcorn @jerzeejoker.bsky.social · Apr 16

What are yall doing to stay sane???

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The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 20m

Heyyyy!!! 🤗🥰😍 yeah. I’ve been here laying low for a bit.

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The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 27d

I get really mad when I don’t see me & Freddy Fazzbear in your little skircle thingies or whatever. Fuck yall.

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The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 2h

I really hope this property manager stops playing this week about the money they’ve owed me since February. Idk what I’ll do if I don’t get access to those funds, but it doesn’t look like they’re really trying to help me, either.

The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah. The DA to sign off on this retroactive first offender paperwork

Pediatric DuRag @haking.blacksky.app · 6h

I’m bout to run to Atlanta right quick. Yall need anything?

The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 2h

First job I had where I could take off for my birthday & still get paid was in 2016. My boss called out of the blue & when I told him it was my birthday he told me not to come in (I was grocery shopping at Walmart) & only actually got a half day. This same boss triggered my breakdown 5 mos later.

The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 2h

Look at that big red bar of death!!!

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The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 2h

I took my phone out in the rain yesterday and now the charger cord I stole from #Him doesn’t work. 😩

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✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 2h

✨ manifesting ✨

ALMA SUONO BA.,CNS. @almasuono.bsky.social · 2h

😭‼️ emphasis on YET 😭😭😭😭😭

✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 2h

“I do not own a bosom yet” is FRYING ME

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The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 2h

That dress is baller!!

The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 2h

He gone slay!!!

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The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 2h

EXACTLY!!! And every time he pulls out I’m mortally offended. 😩

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🎃Spooky Kit-Kat🇹🇹 @keeksreal.bsky.social · 1d

I rather suck dick in front my momma

Big Mama, RN👩🏽‍⚕️♊️ @unproblematicaj.bsky.social · 1d

Would you date someone from work?

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Snack Queen @auntiebaecc.blacksky.app · 7h

Note to self:

When you let go of what no longer serves your growth, you make space for what’s meant for you to arrive without resistance.

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The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 2h

Oh I got mine!! Lmfaoooooo. I’m just mad that I missed this wave when I fit the bill. I’m losing weight now, though. 😭😭🤣

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Velly @velvetrosecrush.bsky.social · 4h

The photo is KILLING me

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The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 2h

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The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 2h

I cried so hard during my “scare” this year cuz I wanted to be pregnant so bad. Lmfaooooooo (I’m insane)

The Jewel of the Nile @mzkatlynd.bsky.social · 2h

I know I got 3 grown children already, but if this man ever gets me pregnant yall bout to be hollering “Get off of her!!” at him like yall do Russell cuz I’m tryna have all of his babies.