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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · Jul 16

They had to invent pain almost immediately after inventing fire because too many men were "just testing it out"

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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 7h

The output generated from ai looks like my homework after eating green paint chips

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 19h

Do you switch to dr. pepper at noon?

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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 19h

I was taught it's only a couple thousand years ago when god created earth and put mankind on here, presumably with a pound of ground beef and a bic lighter

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Mystery Ape-erition @lasers.bsky.social · 19h

I got fired for making copilot write diagnosis murder fanfic while logged into my work account

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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 1d

pisstopher columbus

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Logging on

Costello from file the departed learning to use firearms

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 2d

Just checked on my new year's resolutions, I had put down "Something with weight lifting" so there's still time for that

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Mystery Apple

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 3d

Ho ho ho! The ol' work / life balance amiright? I get it but still need you to work this weekend

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 3d

Baltimore oreo

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 3d

They sent me across town to chester's roughly used mattress shoppe when i asked them for a cheaper pillow

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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 3d

Haven't been able to touch my toes since my toddler years 😎

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 4d

Just shipped a huge project that has consumed my life for 3.5 years and it went off without a hitch due to my genius nature

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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 4d

People built entire careers with this function and we liked it that way

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 4d

It's because of you it takes twenty minutes to get a button battery out of the child proof packaging, plus they started making them taste bitter which means you have to swallow them like pills now

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 4d

Anyone who thinks I’m not neurodivergent has never seen me around animals

Yo Gabapentin holding Ozzy the black kitten

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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 5d

Didn't know you could eat them

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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 5d

Did you know the fda allows sale of cyanide laced apples? It's put into the seeds and could be deadly if consumed incorrectly

Common Foods That Can Be Toxic

Could a common food poison you? Find out which foods may be home to hidden toxins.

www.webmd.com

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 5d

Razorblade shaped hard candy flavored with zinc to support your halloween and immune system needs for the season

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 5d

I'm an 1123 rated chess tortoise, haven't played in a year or two and make about 1-2 moves a day if that's your jam

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 5d

I think it’s funny when people are rude to me and then act surprised when they wake up in the trunk of my car.

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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 6d

Some good news , I am "stepping in" as the new Chief Innovation Officer at Slinky

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 7d

Gosh, losing money to a fraudster, is that more eccentric than a trickster

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 7d

Rigged electrons

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Corn porn