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Nathan
@natenomm.bsky.social
180 followers 270 following 1.4K posts
I like bad things.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 3d
taco bell weaponizing CD wallets and Sum 41 against us. deeply cynical advertising.
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spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 4d
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veryimportant.lawyer
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 4d
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5d
It only happened once
New York Post headline “Beat the Meatles” about the Beatles doing sex stuff together
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Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 6d
Cigarettes are cool
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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 6d
Tennessee Titans football
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Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 6d
Gonna see some wrasslin’ in a beer hall tonight
Wrestling ring set up in the Lakefront Brewery Beer Hall
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Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 6d
I don’t listen to podcasts
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CNBC @cnbc.com · 6d
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 7d
One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is Sumerian (c. 4500-1900 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one!" [1] The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
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Justin @justinsofok.bsky.social · 8d
We should've known Jeff Jarrett was destined to be the first & longest-reigning Texas Chainsaw Massacre Deathmatch Champion, he teamed with Jason in 1989.
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Justin @justinsofok.bsky.social · 8d
Pro Wrestling is so beautiful.
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LuUuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 8d
this is ART
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Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 8d
“Look at all the ENGAGEMENT!” -Microsoft Execs, probably
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Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 8d
Andy Richter is the best celebrity guest you could have on your television show.
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TVMoJoe @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 9d
DANCING WITH THE STARS is on 🔥, Nielsen-wise

The show has now added viewers every week since launching its new season on Sept. 16, per Nielsen L+Big Data ratings

Tuesday's ep brought in 5.82M same-day viewers--more than any episode since 2020, save last year's finale

Demos bigger than SURVIVOR
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She Blinded Me With Violence @philkensaban.bsky.social · 9d
BEER DONKEY

his name is Tony. He has fancy shoes.
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 9d
DEW OR DIE
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Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 9d
Cracked a cold one for the road
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛🧟‍♀️👻 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 10d
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps. 1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says “Well! Here comes ol’ Charlie Brown!” 2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…yes, sir!” 3rd panel: “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…” 4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, “How I hate him!”
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 10d
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
HBO Max | Feedback
help.hbomax.com
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Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 10d
I wasn't joking!
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 10d
"There is zero chance I'll be watching, I'm just gonna be honest with you." - ABC/ESPN MLB analyst Ben McDonald with a ringing endorsement of ESPN's NHL Opening Night coverage.
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Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 10d
The ESPN broadcast essentially saying "Who gives a shit about hockey?" has to make the NHL feel all warm and fuzzy
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 11d
“I’m resigning from my position as Democratic leader and retiring from the Senate.”
A fundraising text NEW MESSAGE FROM: Chuck Schumer Meredith, is there anything I can say to convince you to donate $20 (becomes $80!) to help take back the Senate majority
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Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 10d
"WalMart was our church and we went daily to worship and drink Monster!"
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Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 10d
I hope that some dipshit marketer at Walmart is behind of of these "Remember 20xx???" AI slop fever dreams
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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 10d
no we can't be doing 2012 nostalgia

I refuse
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Nathan @natenomm.bsky.social · 10d
One of the greatest Soppranos shitposting accounts to ever do it. I don't even watch TNG but all their edits are gold.
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