Katie
@katesofheaven.bsky.social
she/her - "an enormous, undifferentiated object" - puget sound interloper and stranger that came down from rocky top - long time hater, first time lover - 🍊🔱
they don't make SEC games like they used to
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
they don't make SEC games like they used to
Reposted by Katie
important to remember on a day where we’re all canceling each other over food takes that the original @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social post that went mega viral in 2022 was prompted by the current director of football analytics at USC saying he couldn’t eat pancakes without getting “too sticky”
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
important to remember on a day where we’re all canceling each other over food takes that the original @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social post that went mega viral in 2022 was prompted by the current director of football analytics at USC saying he couldn’t eat pancakes without getting “too sticky”
to be fair, they are living in those advertisements; they are living a series of partial realities that don't connect to anything and serve no purpose other than buying more of those things
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
to be fair, they are living in those advertisements; they are living a series of partial realities that don't connect to anything and serve no purpose other than buying more of those things
are we talking aliens you can fuck orrrrrr
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
are we talking aliens you can fuck orrrrrr
not paying for a washing machine that needs an app to select all the modes I paid for
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
not paying for a washing machine that needs an app to select all the modes I paid for
"cargo cult science? hell yeah brother lets get some more of that!"
"the president has directed the Department of Energy to launch an AI project called the genesis mission" sounds like something out of a technothriller
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Launching the Genesis Mission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose.
www.whitehouse.gov
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"cargo cult science? hell yeah brother lets get some more of that!"
there's probably a reason nobody added Liberty to their conference until C-USA barely had any members except recent FBS promotions, and that's a school with a religious makeup that would be considered extremely prominent in American society
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
there's probably a reason nobody added Liberty to their conference until C-USA barely had any members except recent FBS promotions, and that's a school with a religious makeup that would be considered extremely prominent in American society
very thankful the players era college basketball tournament is introducing american sports to swiss-system tournaments, which are objectively better in every way
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
very thankful the players era college basketball tournament is introducing american sports to swiss-system tournaments, which are objectively better in every way
unironically would request my final exams and get them done before thanksgiving so i wouldn't have to see that team ever again
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
unironically would request my final exams and get them done before thanksgiving so i wouldn't have to see that team ever again
accepting that the week before the final weekend has gone from "low-key week that could derail someone's BCS/NY6 chances" to "what even is there?" is perhaps one of the 12-team CFP's greatest offenses
merry "shit from a butt week" in college football to you and yours
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
accepting that the week before the final weekend has gone from "low-key week that could derail someone's BCS/NY6 chances" to "what even is there?" is perhaps one of the 12-team CFP's greatest offenses
>oklahoma
>missouri
>SEC logo everywhere
shit is fucked
>missouri
>SEC logo everywhere
shit is fucked
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
>oklahoma
>missouri
>SEC logo everywhere
shit is fucked
>missouri
>SEC logo everywhere
shit is fucked
merry "shit from a butt week" in college football to you and yours
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
merry "shit from a butt week" in college football to you and yours
lance stroll on inters on a transitioning track lmaooooo
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
lance stroll on inters on a transitioning track lmaooooo
well, one of these was unilaterally appealing to an irrelevant house rep for no apparent gain, and the other is a charm offensive towards the sitting president that seems to have paid off
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
well, one of these was unilaterally appealing to an irrelevant house rep for no apparent gain, and the other is a charm offensive towards the sitting president that seems to have paid off
he's gonna have a *legendary* crash out if he manages to not win anything at LSU
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
he's gonna have a *legendary* crash out if he manages to not win anything at LSU
re: what everyone is talking about; pretty privilege will get you many places. sometimes, they're good
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
re: what everyone is talking about; pretty privilege will get you many places. sometimes, they're good
if they put me on that 1-vs-20 brainrot argument thing, i probably could get at least one person to cry, one person to yell at me, and one person to beat my ass by like, the ninth debater
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
if they put me on that 1-vs-20 brainrot argument thing, i probably could get at least one person to cry, one person to yell at me, and one person to beat my ass by like, the ninth debater
i'll dress up as soon as the TSA stops making me remove half my clothes and stops giving me genitalia pat downs because i have the audacity to not have $50k+ for SRS
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i'll dress up as soon as the TSA stops making me remove half my clothes and stops giving me genitalia pat downs because i have the audacity to not have $50k+ for SRS
I've never liked this quote, not because it doesn't express the truth, but because it reduces to an even simpler proposition: genocide does not have a boundary where it stops, and we crossed that long before the climate became a factor in our politics
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I've never liked this quote, not because it doesn't express the truth, but because it reduces to an even simpler proposition: genocide does not have a boundary where it stops, and we crossed that long before the climate became a factor in our politics
that manhole cover on Saturday night when Lando runs over it
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
that manhole cover on Saturday night when Lando runs over it
he looks like he's about to take his helmet off and reveal The Weeknd under there having a manic episode
Lewis Hamilton's helmet looks incredible in-car under the lights #F1
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
he looks like he's about to take his helmet off and reveal The Weeknd under there having a manic episode
I was worried the NIL era would mean the end of zany illegal bullshit to get players, but alas!
The day Nico Iamaleava's NIL contract dispute broke, UCLA got $60,000 from donors.
But the school didn't have them send the money to its collective, Bruins for Life.
Instead, it had them give it to a local charity for at-risk youth.
Which is run by the founder of Bruins for Life.
But the school didn't have them send the money to its collective, Bruins for Life.
Instead, it had them give it to a local charity for at-risk youth.
Which is run by the founder of Bruins for Life.
How UCLA used a friendly charity to get tax-free NIL money
The school sent donors to a 501c3, but flagged the money for its football team.
www.foiaball.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I was worried the NIL era would mean the end of zany illegal bullshit to get players, but alas!
this is a man who is still thinking about his mechanics consciously i can see that shit
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
this is a man who is still thinking about his mechanics consciously i can see that shit
it's Yankee Charlotte, so yeah, I can imagine why any non-Ohio State team based there would have a tough time finding footing
Bill Simmons has singled out the Columbus Blue Jackets as the most irrelevant franchise in sports.
awfulannouncing.com/ringer/bill-...
awfulannouncing.com/ringer/bill-...
Bill Simmons proclaims Columbus Blue Jackets 'most irrelevant franchise in professional sports'
Bill Simmons proclaimed the Columbus Blue Jackets 'the most irrelevant franchise in professional sports' on his podcast.
awfulannouncing.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
it's Yankee Charlotte, so yeah, I can imagine why any non-Ohio State team based there would have a tough time finding footing
love that the same playbook they've been running for years on HRT for trans people is also the one they're running on meds that give people with ADHD and autism a fighting chance to be successful in a neurotypical world
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
love that the same playbook they've been running for years on HRT for trans people is also the one they're running on meds that give people with ADHD and autism a fighting chance to be successful in a neurotypical world