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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · Dec 10

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 2d

i mean, not yet

david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 3d

the whole internet loves Portland Frog, a lovely frog who protests fascism *5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the frog has been deported to el salvador

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 3d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 6d

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 7d

they're just fun guys who like to flap around. you gotta respect that

david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 7d

my job tried to get me to use chatGPT to write descriptions of products & i said no. i showed them what i got from it, then i showed them something i wrote. what "ai" does is a basic utility function and it's not even good at it. if we stop using our brains to think and write and create we're fucked

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 8d

nope no it doesn't do that, shut the fuck up

Bloomberg Opinion @opinion.bloomberg.com · 9d

Tilly Norwood raises the question of who will be the first to win an Oscar for best AI in a leading role

Tilly Norwood Is Expensive, Even for Hollywood

The “synthetic actress” may be cheaper to cast than Leonardo DiCaprio, but AI’s footprint carries major economic and environmental costs.

bloom.bg

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 10d

it's cool that big tech can unleash civilization destroying shit, with no protections or guard rails, with zero thought of the impact on human beings. to me, that is actually good

david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 10d

TRUMP: *does kristallnacht*

DEMOCRATS: we have sent a strongly worded letter to the president that doing kristallnacht is bad actually, also chuck schumer is posting videos where he looks over his glasses and says it's bad. so it's hard to say what else we can do really

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 11d

Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 13d

reading that one i wondered if he had any clue what it was gonna be before he started writing, the swerves it takes are so jarring

david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 13d

kaleb horton was a wonderful person and a brilliant writer and i'm sad he's gone. nothing profound to say, i will miss his presence and his words. one of the best of us

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 13d

ME: oh my god this medbed is amazing, i can feel all my ailments being cured. oh fuck i'm gonna come

DOCTOR 1: should we tell him

DOCTOR 2: no, he's having a good time in there

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · Jun 25

this current flavor of fascism, while it is incredibly cruel and evil, is also impossibly silly and stupid. like an iron maiden made out of kfc double downs

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 18d

to quote the great mitch hedburg, an escalator is never broken. it just becomes stairs

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 18d

Fox News host Jesse Watters suggested bombing and gassing the United Nations over escalator and teleprompter issues

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 19d

*getting raptured but i forgot i'm afraid of heights*

oh fuck. fuck. shit. fucking goddammit. shit

*plummeting back to earth*

oh that's real fucking cool man. real cool. i hope the rapture fucking sucks. i hope heaven is a dump

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 25d

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · May 7

A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, with horror on her face says "Oh No! That means..." We cut away to see Jack Skellington from Nightmare before christmas approach a door in a tree shaped like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of shocked passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash in to the towers. Jack once again says "what's this?"

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she jack on my lantern til i o' @rhena.bsky.social · Sep 11

almost forgot this classic somehow

cj (chilling)
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
12:17 AM • 9/12/21

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · Sep 11

TRUMP: charlie kirk folks, what a great american. we've built a memorial to him, it's a great big weird head. and we're gonna shoot it into space. it'll be like the moon, except a big weird head. we might get rid of the old moon, it's very nasty, imagine a new one. a charlie moon. a CHOON!

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · Sep 10

in honor of your memory i'm not looking any further into this just throwing out good vibes

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · Sep 10

RIP to charlie kirk you were a weird nazi with a great big head and it sucks that you died of whatever it was that happened

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · Sep 7

more like tammy suckworth amirite

Tammy Duckworth @duckworth.senate.gov · Sep 6

Take off that Cavalry hat, you draft dodger.

You didn’t earn the right to wear it.

Stolen valor at its worst.

Trump Truth social post: “I love the smell of deportations in the morning…”

Chicago about to find out why it’s called the Department of WAR 🚁🚁🚁

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“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · Sep 7

*ORSON WELLES* vs. “artificial intelligence”

~I will chat no gpt before its time~

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