Nick Wanserski
@nickwans.bsky.social
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Illustrator and writer Formerly @ The A.V. Club, currently occasional @ Retronauts contributor, the St. Paul half of the Twin Cities. He/him
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nickwans.bsky.social
We’ve ceded righteous fury to the right for too long. My biggest problem with being agnostic is losing the language to properly call out people who foul the universe by their discarded humanity.
richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
nickwans.bsky.social
I should only be allowed to own philodendrons. They are contemptuous of my neglect and grow unabated to remind me of my shortcomings as a caretaker.
nickwans.bsky.social
Welcome to our fine city and our regional contribution to novelty molten cheese delivery cuisine.
nickwans.bsky.social
First they came for John Bolton and I said nothing because he fucking suuuuuuuucks
emptywheel.bsky.social
WSJ reports that DOJ is going to charge John Bolton.

In case you needed anyone less sympathetic to rally behind than Jim Comey.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Prosecutors in Maryland are expected in coming days to charge one of Trump’s first-term national security advisers, John Bolton, now a top Trump critic, with mishandling classified information, according to people familiar with the matter.
nickwans.bsky.social
What a delightful thing to learn
nickwans.bsky.social
I’m going to suggest, in part because it’s otherwise unheard of, that it’s due to the indelible art direction.
The look of these movies are iconic, and frankly, singular.
Nothing else about these films linger except for the luminescent red and blue Mondrian lines.
mtsw.bsky.social
Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again
nickwans.bsky.social
50,000,000 Mavis Fans Can't Be Wrong
kthorjensen.bsky.social
This is the aesthetic of the future
Kyle wolf
@CRXSSF4DE
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated
nickwans.bsky.social
While Morning Edition and All Things Considered have ushered in their own irrelevance with the most toothless, deferential journalism, it should be noted that Ari Shapiro in particular is a spectacular dumbass.
mattnegrin.bsky.social
That (NPR!) journalists think AI is a creative engine that can finesse iconic productions is not just context for the crap quality of writing in media but alarmingly the inability among a class of supposedly professional scrutinizers to distinguish between art and slop, good and bad, truth and lie
junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
nickwans.bsky.social
Neko Case. She embodies this amazing paradox where she writes the smartest, sharpest lyrics like nothing you’ve ever heard before that are also immediately identifiable and universal.
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
nickwans.bsky.social
Granted, if I tried to do even one of those things now, I would die. But that’s what your twenties are for!
nickwans.bsky.social
I had one book assigned to read all semester on 19th century Chinese civil society.
Cracked the spine the first time the night before my 10-page majority grade paper was due. Skimmed it, wrote it, got an A.
Went to work hallucinating from lack of sleep, went home and passed out watching Finding Nemo
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
nickwans.bsky.social
“Are you sure I don’t need to take my whole shirt off to get the shot?”
governorwalz.mn.gov
Can’t believe I have to say this, but in Minnesota you will continue to have the freedom to get your COVID and flu shots.
nickwans.bsky.social
Like, pretty much all companies are cowards. But Ubisoft enjoys a unique place in cowardice for borrowing the aesthetic of historical and political engagement but absolutely meaning nothing with any of it. And more, they’re frightened of their own pretend thoughtfulness.
nickwans.bsky.social
Years ago, Gameological (rest in power) visited an Ubisoft event for the release of AC 3.
It was a gallery show featuring paintings like George Washington as a king or the protagonist framed with graffiti like ‘rebel!’
When asked what any of it meant, the pr person basically said, “uh, nothing.”
stephentotilo.bsky.social
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
nickwans.bsky.social
First frost of the season and Nick Drake’s Five Leaves Left falls on me like a cartoon safe.
nickwans.bsky.social
I let my kid go see Cold Slither at Excel Center a few years ago and now he’s piloting some kind of upright saw blade against U.N. forces outside of Sudan.
nickwans.bsky.social
The same Wells Fargo that had to pay out $3 billion dollars in settlements for signing customers up for accounts and paid services without their permission.
In an industry where shitty behavior is the baseline, they really go above and beyond.
coachfinstock.bsky.social
Oh SHIT. Two birds with one stone and neither were for immigration. It was to hassle black folk and make a sizzle real about it and to help Wells Fargo out.

Fucking crazy shit.
flipinidaho.bsky.social
southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.
nickwans.bsky.social
No, this is accurate. It was well documented.
The moon, partially blinded by a primitive space rocket.
nickwans.bsky.social
Yeah? Well you try writing an entire religious denomination to justify your own obsessive sexual peccadillos.
nickwans.bsky.social
This would be the cruelest thing I’ve ever read were it not simply the most accurate.

defector.com/bari-weiss-s...
 She has a cop's heart and a tadpole's brain,
nickwans.bsky.social
It’s been a good year for horror movies punching above their weight class.
nickwans.bsky.social
I thought Barbarian was pretty good with some exceptional moments, but this was just leaps beyond. Just masterful in concept and execution (ha ha).
nickwans.bsky.social
I was about to say Weapons is the best horror movie I’ve seen in a while but I think it’s just the best movie I’ve seen in a while.
nickwans.bsky.social
To answer your question so you don’t need to watch the movie:
1. It’s set in a coastal town, not the suburbs
2. That’s Sloth. Sloth love Chunk.
nickwans.bsky.social
I was about to say Weapons is the best horror movie I’ve seen in a while but I think it’s just the best movie I’ve seen in a while.
nickwans.bsky.social
Mystic Quest? I like your moxy.