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Joseph Cain

@nightmarefixer.bsky.social

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Manwitch (My skeets don't represent any companies, clubs, clans, coteries, cults, cabals, circles or cliques) https://signal.me/#eu/tXdicBOfpsuoVAq5Zd3ZCuJLAuWDHBmby2Vgw-Krq6owTl2nJdNFrrPzlb5zZO1s

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · Oct 23

The only question I have for new followers is: Who sent you?

Was it upper management? The Byzantine? Some cosmic horror trying to pass as a person? A Sidhe with boundary issues? Art? Some clandestine knobs? That one guy who thinks he's an actual dragon? A vampire who can't take a joke? Gaia? etc.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 1h

"Portland is a warzone. They're fighting hand-to-hand in the streets."

Portland:

Saints Row Siants Row Iv GIF

Alt: Saints Row GIF of a man in a suit being chased through the city streets by mascots with large pink cat heads wearing green goggles.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 2h

Be alert. Be wary. Don't be a pissbaby.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 2h

It's the most paperwork generating time of the year for professional monster hunters.

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 2h

Halloween is a fun time for children to dress up as ghosts and ghouls and goblins but it’s important to remember there are real monsters around at Halloween. Like children. And ghosts. And ghouls and goblins.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 2h

Her comments are off to non-followers and she hasn't been active since everyone started pointing out it was AI. She may not have noticed yet. She's also whistleblower who has been consistently outspoken against CBP. So it might be worth giving it a minute on the block train.

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 2h

look out, im grumpy and picking esoteric fights

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Michele Okoh |🖤🩶🤍💜|🔺🐘 @okohlaw.bsky.social · 7h

It’s the Portland way.

LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 3h

This video is AI.

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 10h

A rat ran across the table at Al Jazeera during a broadcast 🐀 😬

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 3h

Looks like it couldn't decided if she should have a pen in her left hand.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 5h

Game changer. Heading there now.

RetroOoOoOo~ BOOmercial Screams @retro-commercials.bsky.social · 5h

I need you all to know that these are still available in Japan.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 5h

The US may have dumped meals bound for food banks at a time they're getting hit increasingly hard but at least we gave Argentina $20 billion.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 5h

anybody who's good at history want to tell me if it's good or not to starve your troops

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 5h

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 5h

It's getting harder to tell. Strange days ahead.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 6h

Can't believe Mayor McCheese is in the Epstein files.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 5h

The video is AI generated. The reporter has 3 arms. Journalists are being assaulted and arrested, but this isn't a real video of that.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah. I respect Jenn, but it's a bad video.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 5h

It's AI.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 5h

Comments are off if not following her.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 6h

I'm efficient when spiteful.

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 12h

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 8h

Sidhe are terrible at blending jfc

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 8h

My first thought was “wow I hope this guy didn’t give out his name because he could absolutely be charged” and yup, he is correct to stay anonymous.

This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.

On the other side was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for his help.
"I wasn't planning on letting her stay, but I didn't know what the hell was going on," the man said of his Venezuelan migrant neighbors. But he quickly relented. The little girl was inconsolable and hid under his bed.
"I didn't want them to take her," said the man, who didn't want to be named because he fears he'll be targeted by federal authorities for his actions.
"I gave her my bedroom, and I just told her,
'Just stay there. Don't open, don't, shh, just stay quiet," he recalled telling the mom and daughter as he choked back tears.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 8h

No hate on Batman or Wolverine but I avoid protuberances on my super suits. There's nothing more embarrassing than having a fin catch on a door when you're making a dramatic entrance.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 9h

Added to the list of things I want to buy and destroy so no one has to see it again.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 9h

Sometimes a cat in an ascot shows up and asks me if I have any food. Not sure if someone owns the cat or if she's just a stray with a smart sense of fashion.