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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · Nov 15

updated my personal neocities page (no381.neocities.org) to show Twitter as "No Longer Maintained".

had to put Cohost in there too... feels bad man. pour one out for eggbug.

A screenshot of no381.neocities.org showing a section for active social platforms and no longer maintained ones, with Twitter and Cohost being shown as no longer maintained.

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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 1h

Is the game flawed in some ways? Sure. Is it still extremely pretty on Switch 2 and something ripped from my imagination? Yes.

A gorgeous screenshot from Pokemon Legends ZA

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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 3d

Elesa's opinion:

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all hallows’ e @bennygesserit.bsky.social · Jan 1

Ultraman says: It's Wash Your Water Bottle Wednesday!

If you've forgotten for a while to give your water bottle a good scrub, today's the perfect day for a fresh start 💜

A drawing of a nalgene water bottle that is full of water, with Ultraman kaiju Gubila, Guesra, and Eleking swimming inside of it. In the upper right-hand corner of the composition is Ultraman pointing directly at the viewer. Underneath it says, "Ultraman says, 'It's was your water bottle Wednesday! You never know what monsters are growing in there!" A small watermark saying @bennygesserit appears next to the water bottle.

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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 4h

[witty post about the right to bear arms and Florida being an open carry state to mask the distain for Florida regulations and current events] #no381gyms #hevy

Wednesday - Upper Pu...
3x Seated Cable Row - V Grip (Cab...
3x Lat Pulldown (Cable)
3x Hammer Curl (Cable)
3x Bent Over Row (Barbell)
3x icep Curl (Barbell)
1x Rope Trainer
(JHEVY
@no381

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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 1d

@sammneiland.gay does Waterfox constantly freeze up when watching YouTube videos for you too?

Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 2d

you know, this game really serves some looks. Also I am glad I found these earrings early.

Lida and me talking to a nice lady about the Hawlucha she comes to feed.

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 2d

I'm tired. We're all tired. This isn't hard to understand. You can't inflate prices of basic necessities like food and housing to ridiculous highs while keeping wages at poverty levels, then act surprised when luxury goods/services and large purchases become unattainable or payments unaffordable.

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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 2d

is this how YouTubers feel filming in public “sorry ma’am this is— oh okay” #pokemonLegendsZA

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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 2d

are they radioactive

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Paradox 🫀🦐 @corrodedparadox.bsky.social · 4d

Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay #art

a digital painting of a coho salmon on a sidewalk. It is wearing a spiked collar and leash.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2d

society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 2d

the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”

just look outside your window 😅

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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 2d

imagine a world where america actually allowed competition instead of enabling monopolies

maybe AWS being down wouldn't fuck up the world

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · Aug 3

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 2d

surprised i havent seen a "ok so when AI does it, its OK, but when someone steals jewels from the louve its bad?" joke

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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 3d

the only people who think lumiose city is small are teleporting across it #pokemonLegendsZA

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ari velazquez 🌯 @arivelazquez.com · 4d

this cop wanted a shuppet, who is attracted to negative emotion, so he could use it to find people before they commit crimes. first thing it did was go to his wife who reluctantly revealed she’s resentful of how much he works and is never home.

it’s a fucking yakuza substory.

pokémon legends z-a screenshot of a cop next to his wife and shuppet saying “i’ll try my best to be a better partner so my wife doesn’t feel the need to suppress her emotions.”

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Jordan Starkweather✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 3d

Y’all have GOT to stop uncritically sharing Stealth’s posts without checking your sources!

I can’t find a source for when and where Miyamoto supposedly said this or who translated it ANYWHERE and yet my timeline is flooded with takes on it.

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Dread @dreaddbound.bsky.social · 3d

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 4d

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 4d

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 4d

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 4d

Makeover time #pokemonLegendsZA

“Me” standing in a shopping plaza in Kalos

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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 4d

sending (your preferred caffeinated liquid) and good vibes

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Bigg @bpbigg.bsky.social · 7d

MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit

MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free

Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 19d

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 5d

THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🐭

SQUEAKROSS: Home Squeak Home @alblune.bsky.social · 5d

1..2...😲??

Squeakross "TSATM" icon hinting at a new catalog with new puzzles

Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 5d

is cl***st*** a spoiler? I would say as Gumi would be a great look ;)