Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃
@nonchron.bsky.social
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Gen-x eye roller, slacker? ADHD, mustard enthusiast, cusser, cheese admirer, corny joke conjurer, masking raconteur. Unionize! NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
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nonchron.bsky.social
Sorry I’m late. I had to watch one of our cats play with a toy because it was the cutest thing ever.
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chrissteller.bsky.social
Look, I'll meet you at the corner of 29-5/8ths Avenue and 7-15/16ths Street. I don't see what's so hard about this.
street signs 
29- 5/8 AVE
7-15/16 ST
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fbihop.press
Do you think all of these actors playing musicians in Oscar-bait biopics are sad knowing they aren't capable of putting in a better performance than Daniel Radcliffe did as Weird Al?
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bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
nonchron.bsky.social
Ooh! The World Baseball Classic is next year! Can’t wait to watch it
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cbl2.bsky.social
Heads Up !
There is a Riyadh Music Festival coming in December. Headliners include Post Malone, Halsey, Benson-Boone and fuck us, Idris Elba will DJ

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nonchron.bsky.social
The passive aggression is going to be the death of me. Just fucking say what you mean/want/whatever. I don’t have time for these stupid mind games.
nonchron.bsky.social
Weird how they can find money for all this dumb shit, but healthcare for all is too expensive. Universal basic income is too expensive. Feeding the elderly and children is too expensive.
atrupar.com
Sean Duffy: "If we go to the south pole of the moon, we can set up a base. We want to put up fission power. We think we can have longterm stays on the south pole of the moon."
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nonchron.bsky.social
Agreed! I kept getting distracted by him.
megrowler.fangraphs.com
Everyone is talking about butt plug shirt guy, but don’t sleep on the super jacked dude behind him
A super jacked blue jays fan A goomba from the Super Mario Brothers movie
nonchron.bsky.social
This is hilarious. The guy had the shirt covered when the Blue Jays were up.

Alt Img: Photo of a pro baseball game. Cal Raleigh is at bat. A man in the stands behind him has a shirt on with an image of a butt plug that has his jersey number on it.
grumpon.bsky.social
Imagine wearing a plug the dumper shirt only to have him plug your team instead
nonchron.bsky.social
Holy shit, that’s hilarious. 😂 He has the shirt covered right now. I think he only shows it when Cal Raleigh is at bat.
nonchron.bsky.social
There’s a Yes on Prop 50 commercial here in CA that basically shows a certain yahoo getting all mad and throwing a tantrum because we passed the law. 🤣 It’s the best.
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs". There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."
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lauraolin.bsky.social
A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.
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bevismusson.bsky.social
Mr Laos. Just when you though this year was a bit quiet on the insanely huge, bedazzled, symbolic costumes along comes Mr Laos and blows everyone else out of the water. This is insane, but it's also *so* good.
A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025
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bevismusson.bsky.social
You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)
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spindlypete.bsky.social
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
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nickhide.bsky.social
similar to Terry Pratchett’s surly native theory of naming, where white colonials pointed at stuff and locals just told them swear words and insults and watched them nod and write it down
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katz.theracket.news
Did not know this about Old Bay
The origins of the company can be traced back to Wertheim, Germany, where Brunn started a wholesale spice and seasoning business selling to food industries, seeing an opportunity as spices were in especially short supply amidst hyperinflation in the aftermath of World War I. 9] Due to rising antisemitism as the Nazi Party rose to power, the company moved to Frankfurt, Germany; 1°1 however, on the night of November 9, 1938, a massive pogrom against Jews, known as Kristallnacht, led to Brunn being arrested by Nazi soldiers and sent to Buchenwald concentration camp. "
According to Brunn's son, Gustav's wife paid a large sum of money to a lawyer for him to be released; as they had already applied for and received American visas, they were able to escape with their two children to New York City and later Baltimore, Maryland, where Brunn had family.!'! There, having brought with him only a small spice grinder, 8! Brunn founded the Baltimore Spice Company and produced the
"Delicious Brand Shrimp and Crab Seasoning", which was later renamed Old Bay. 12[13]
nonchron.bsky.social
Every time I see the Jaguars I think of Jason from the Good Place. 😂