Chronicles of Nothing 🎄🎁
@nonchron.bsky.social
Gen-x eye roller, slacker? ADHD, mustard enthusiast, cusser, cheese admirer, corny joke conjurer, masking raconteur.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
Pinned
Sorry I’m late. I had to watch one of our cats play with a toy because it was the cutest thing ever.
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In one moment she offers the best advice for a boy who feels disconnected. To get involved in community. Lucy Van Pelt solving the male epidemic loneliness epidemic while still being a bad bitch.
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
In one moment she offers the best advice for a boy who feels disconnected. To get involved in community. Lucy Van Pelt solving the male epidemic loneliness epidemic while still being a bad bitch.
The only way to improve your writing is to read more. It’s like learning to speak. You can’t speak if you don’t listen to people talk.
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The only way to improve your writing is to read more. It’s like learning to speak. You can’t speak if you don’t listen to people talk.
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
Due process and equal protection is for everyone. The Constitution doesn’t say it’s just for citizens. - 14th Amendment
December 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Due process and equal protection is for everyone. The Constitution doesn’t say it’s just for citizens. - 14th Amendment
Me: I exports InDesign file to PDF.
Computer: Hi there! I need to update the Acrobat software RIGHT NOW.
Me: Of course you do.
Computer: Hi there! I need to update the Acrobat software RIGHT NOW.
Me: Of course you do.
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Me: I exports InDesign file to PDF.
Computer: Hi there! I need to update the Acrobat software RIGHT NOW.
Me: Of course you do.
Computer: Hi there! I need to update the Acrobat software RIGHT NOW.
Me: Of course you do.
Is it just me or has Google Maps driving directions gotten really bad on the mobile app?
“It’s all stay on the freeway.”
For how long? Until when‽ What exit am I looking for?
Literally nothing until you need to change a bunch of lanes to get to your exit.
Thanks, jerks.
“It’s all stay on the freeway.”
For how long? Until when‽ What exit am I looking for?
Literally nothing until you need to change a bunch of lanes to get to your exit.
Thanks, jerks.
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Is it just me or has Google Maps driving directions gotten really bad on the mobile app?
“It’s all stay on the freeway.”
For how long? Until when‽ What exit am I looking for?
Literally nothing until you need to change a bunch of lanes to get to your exit.
Thanks, jerks.
“It’s all stay on the freeway.”
For how long? Until when‽ What exit am I looking for?
Literally nothing until you need to change a bunch of lanes to get to your exit.
Thanks, jerks.
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in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
This is not a heartwarming story. This is an actual nightmare.
After being diagnosed with breast cancer, Gillian realized she has one day left to choose a new health insurance plan. A coworker went above and beyond to ensure everything was taken care of. n.pr/494BuYd
Newly diagnosed with cancer, a woman finds her life changed by a colleague
After being diagnosed with breast cancer, Gillian realized she has one day left to choose a new health insurance plan. A coworker went above and beyond to ensure everything was taken care of.
n.pr
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is not a heartwarming story. This is an actual nightmare.
All I want for Christmas is to be able to get some decent sleep.
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
All I want for Christmas is to be able to get some decent sleep.
Holiday parties for the office count as work time if you expect me to go to them.
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Holiday parties for the office count as work time if you expect me to go to them.
The more they talk about how much that yahoo in charge works, the less I know he does.
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The more they talk about how much that yahoo in charge works, the less I know he does.
There’s a mommy blogger (for lack of a better term) that I’m convinced I used to follow on the other site like 10-15 years ago. I can’t remember what her name was then, but I thought she was an artist/cartoonist(?) and at 1 point she lived in LA, but I thought she was from the East Coast.
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
There’s a mommy blogger (for lack of a better term) that I’m convinced I used to follow on the other site like 10-15 years ago. I can’t remember what her name was then, but I thought she was an artist/cartoonist(?) and at 1 point she lived in LA, but I thought she was from the East Coast.
Watching the RiffTrax version of Sharknado 2 and there are some terrible people in this movie… yikes. 🤨😬
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Watching the RiffTrax version of Sharknado 2 and there are some terrible people in this movie… yikes. 🤨😬
A) This guy can go fuck himself.
B) Socialized healthcare for all.
Patients should NEVER be considered consumers. This point of view should be considered a crime against humanity.
B) Socialized healthcare for all.
Patients should NEVER be considered consumers. This point of view should be considered a crime against humanity.
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A) This guy can go fuck himself.
B) Socialized healthcare for all.
Patients should NEVER be considered consumers. This point of view should be considered a crime against humanity.
B) Socialized healthcare for all.
Patients should NEVER be considered consumers. This point of view should be considered a crime against humanity.
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If you like the MURDERBOT series (or fantasy by Martha Wells) you can own them all digitally plus donate to charity.
www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
#goodbooks #murderbot @marthawells.com
www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
#goodbooks #murderbot @marthawells.com
Humble Book Bundle: Martha Wells' Murderbot and More by TOR ENCORE
Pay what you want for <<<product>>> and support a charity of your choice!
www.humblebundle.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If you like the MURDERBOT series (or fantasy by Martha Wells) you can own them all digitally plus donate to charity.
www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
#goodbooks #murderbot @marthawells.com
www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
#goodbooks #murderbot @marthawells.com
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People who consumed 200 to 300 milligrams of caffeine a day were less likely to develop coronary heart disease, Type 2 diabetes or stroke.
Drinking this much coffee a day is linked to a lower risk of several diseases
People who consumed 200 to 300 milligrams of caffeine a day were less likely to develop coronary heart disease, Type 2 diabetes or stroke.
nbcnews.to
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
People who consumed 200 to 300 milligrams of caffeine a day were less likely to develop coronary heart disease, Type 2 diabetes or stroke.
At what point did beef jerky become health food?
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
At what point did beef jerky become health food?
Every 4th quarter most major corporations have layoffs in order to make it seem like they had fewer costs/made more money than they actually did.
The thing is that these layoffs are more performative for Wall Street and less impactful for their actual bottom line.
It’s also shitty as hell.
The thing is that these layoffs are more performative for Wall Street and less impactful for their actual bottom line.
It’s also shitty as hell.
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Every 4th quarter most major corporations have layoffs in order to make it seem like they had fewer costs/made more money than they actually did.
The thing is that these layoffs are more performative for Wall Street and less impactful for their actual bottom line.
It’s also shitty as hell.
The thing is that these layoffs are more performative for Wall Street and less impactful for their actual bottom line.
It’s also shitty as hell.
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Jeff Kent and Joe Buck. There's a stage for you. Jesus.
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Jeff Kent and Joe Buck. There's a stage for you. Jesus.
Absolutely not. You’ll have to pry the caffeine from my cold dead hands.
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Absolutely not. You’ll have to pry the caffeine from my cold dead hands.
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
I had to mute that yahoo’s name again for my own mental health because I can only take so much nonsense.
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I had to mute that yahoo’s name again for my own mental health because I can only take so much nonsense.
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🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A euphorically happy black dog (staffy) is sniffing the air rushing by a car window as it coasts along a beach road.
Eyes closed.
Nose twitching.
Smells of fish & chips, the sea and distant green hills and mountains in the air. (1)
A euphorically happy black dog (staffy) is sniffing the air rushing by a car window as it coasts along a beach road.
Eyes closed.
Nose twitching.
Smells of fish & chips, the sea and distant green hills and mountains in the air. (1)
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A euphorically happy black dog (staffy) is sniffing the air rushing by a car window as it coasts along a beach road.
Eyes closed.
Nose twitching.
Smells of fish & chips, the sea and distant green hills and mountains in the air. (1)
A euphorically happy black dog (staffy) is sniffing the air rushing by a car window as it coasts along a beach road.
Eyes closed.
Nose twitching.
Smells of fish & chips, the sea and distant green hills and mountains in the air. (1)
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I really hope the people who are giving money to the leopards eating face party so that the leopards won’t eat their face pay attention to the fact that the closer you are to the leopards, the closer your face is to the leopards.
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I really hope the people who are giving money to the leopards eating face party so that the leopards won’t eat their face pay attention to the fact that the closer you are to the leopards, the closer your face is to the leopards.