Chronicles of Nothing 😴🥱🤨🙄
@nonchron.bsky.social
Gen-x eye roller, slacker? ADHD, mustard enthusiast, cusser, cheese admirer, corny joke conjurer, masking raconteur.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
Pinned
Sorry I’m late. I had to watch one of our cats play with a toy because it was the cutest thing ever.
Who in the blue hell can afford a $67k car? Well, VW electric van, but still!!
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Who in the blue hell can afford a $67k car? Well, VW electric van, but still!!
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It feels worth saying that the thing that unifies men as disparate as Noam Chomsky, Deepak Chopra and Trump is patriarchy. Patriarchy, hatred of women, and the need to dominate them, persists across race and class status. Left movements refuse a robust analysis of persisting gender violence.
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
It feels worth saying that the thing that unifies men as disparate as Noam Chomsky, Deepak Chopra and Trump is patriarchy. Patriarchy, hatred of women, and the need to dominate them, persists across race and class status. Left movements refuse a robust analysis of persisting gender violence.
Shake Shack should have a much larger selection of shake flavors.
February 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Shake Shack should have a much larger selection of shake flavors.
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🧵Spotted at the beach in Aotearoa New Zealand
A sturdy man (60s?) is fast asleep on an All Blacks towel.
Hairy tum moving up and down with tremendous snores.
All is peaceful. All is well.
But what is this?!
Two giggling small humans (5 & 7?) approaching with a bucket of water?
Oh no!
SPLOOSH! (1)
A sturdy man (60s?) is fast asleep on an All Blacks towel.
Hairy tum moving up and down with tremendous snores.
All is peaceful. All is well.
But what is this?!
Two giggling small humans (5 & 7?) approaching with a bucket of water?
Oh no!
SPLOOSH! (1)
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
🧵Spotted at the beach in Aotearoa New Zealand
A sturdy man (60s?) is fast asleep on an All Blacks towel.
Hairy tum moving up and down with tremendous snores.
All is peaceful. All is well.
But what is this?!
Two giggling small humans (5 & 7?) approaching with a bucket of water?
Oh no!
SPLOOSH! (1)
A sturdy man (60s?) is fast asleep on an All Blacks towel.
Hairy tum moving up and down with tremendous snores.
All is peaceful. All is well.
But what is this?!
Two giggling small humans (5 & 7?) approaching with a bucket of water?
Oh no!
SPLOOSH! (1)
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
My work computer really has it out for me today.
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
My work computer really has it out for me today.
It’s wild to me that anyone who claims to be a Christian is pro-closed borders. Like, the entire foundation of your religion is based on a dude whose family crossed a border to protect themselves from harm.
Did I misunderstand that reading during Mass? Didn’t Mary & Joseph flee their home?
Did I misunderstand that reading during Mass? Didn’t Mary & Joseph flee their home?
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
It’s wild to me that anyone who claims to be a Christian is pro-closed borders. Like, the entire foundation of your religion is based on a dude whose family crossed a border to protect themselves from harm.
Did I misunderstand that reading during Mass? Didn’t Mary & Joseph flee their home?
Did I misunderstand that reading during Mass? Didn’t Mary & Joseph flee their home?
Maybe if you didn’t delete every single email in your inbox/sent items, you’d know if you already sent me an email!
I don’t understand inbox zero people.
I don’t understand inbox zero people.
February 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Maybe if you didn’t delete every single email in your inbox/sent items, you’d know if you already sent me an email!
I don’t understand inbox zero people.
I don’t understand inbox zero people.
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Hop ‘n Gator (1969-1975): A lemon-lime flavored, elctrolyte-enriched alcoholic beverage made with the original Gatorade formula, originally marketed as a "lemon lime lager" then rebranded as “Tropical-Flavored Malt Liquor.” Check this 🧵for a wild ride!
June 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Hop ‘n Gator (1969-1975): A lemon-lime flavored, elctrolyte-enriched alcoholic beverage made with the original Gatorade formula, originally marketed as a "lemon lime lager" then rebranded as “Tropical-Flavored Malt Liquor.” Check this 🧵for a wild ride!
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Paul R. Williams was one of the most significant and prolific, yet underrecognized, architects of the 20th century. His buildings helped transform Palm Springs from a once barren ranchland to the renowned modernist enclave we know today.
February 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Paul R. Williams was one of the most significant and prolific, yet underrecognized, architects of the 20th century. His buildings helped transform Palm Springs from a once barren ranchland to the renowned modernist enclave we know today.
Me: Makes homemade chocolate chip cookies
Air Quality Monitor: What is that foul stench‽ How dare you sully the quality of the air!! Blast the purifier - FULL!
Air Quality Monitor: What is that foul stench‽ How dare you sully the quality of the air!! Blast the purifier - FULL!
February 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Me: Makes homemade chocolate chip cookies
Air Quality Monitor: What is that foul stench‽ How dare you sully the quality of the air!! Blast the purifier - FULL!
Air Quality Monitor: What is that foul stench‽ How dare you sully the quality of the air!! Blast the purifier - FULL!
I think I’ve been assuming I’m stressed out when I’m actually feeling anxiety. 😟
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I think I’ve been assuming I’m stressed out when I’m actually feeling anxiety. 😟
Am I mistaken or wasn’t there a time the yahoo in the White House was yelling at either the Biden or Obama administration to release those files?
February 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Am I mistaken or wasn’t there a time the yahoo in the White House was yelling at either the Biden or Obama administration to release those files?
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Martinez ends her testimony with this:
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Martinez ends her testimony with this:
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
"If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."
Are you shitting me right now? This dumbass is the reason the administration targeted Minnesota for its ethnic cleansing campaign and this is the headline in the image‽
“The Influencer Who Spurred the Crackdown on Minneapolis”
“The Influencer Who Spurred the Crackdown on Minneapolis”
As an influencer, Nick Shirley had struggled to expand his reach. But after a missionary trip pushed him to try a new approach, he caused a sensation with a video claiming to expose fraud at Somali-run day care centers in Minnesota. nyti.ms/45GzJi4
February 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Are you shitting me right now? This dumbass is the reason the administration targeted Minnesota for its ethnic cleansing campaign and this is the headline in the image‽
“The Influencer Who Spurred the Crackdown on Minneapolis”
“The Influencer Who Spurred the Crackdown on Minneapolis”
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ICE can’t get judicial warrants not because the process is complicated, they don’t have probable cause. They could not swear it in an oath. It is that fucking simple and any reporting on statements from them should say so.
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
ICE can’t get judicial warrants not because the process is complicated, they don’t have probable cause. They could not swear it in an oath. It is that fucking simple and any reporting on statements from them should say so.
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This idea that getting a signed judicial warrant is hard or complicated is a made up fantasy. Normal every day police departments have guys who do warrants all day as their job. Theres an on-call judge all hours of the night.
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
This idea that getting a signed judicial warrant is hard or complicated is a made up fantasy. Normal every day police departments have guys who do warrants all day as their job. Theres an on-call judge all hours of the night.
I don’t care how giant your dog is, I will still call it puppy.
February 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I don’t care how giant your dog is, I will still call it puppy.
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
Huh. Maybe I do need anxiety meds. Is this what “normal” people feel like every day? Like no sense of “Argh!” or “Ugh” constantly running through your body? Just peace?
February 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Huh. Maybe I do need anxiety meds. Is this what “normal” people feel like every day? Like no sense of “Argh!” or “Ugh” constantly running through your body? Just peace?
Mine is! As well as hurricanes in the Atlantic specifically.
youtube suggested I watch a composer react to SIX and I was like "sure that sounds fun" and 5 minutes in I am realizing he doesn't know who these six women are and I am agog, like I'm sorry isn't everyone's neurodivergent special interest wronged Tudor women & Mt. Everest?
February 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Mine is! As well as hurricanes in the Atlantic specifically.
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'Expert' shocked to learn that Latinos For Trump exists and has been made into one of the all time great memes
February 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
'Expert' shocked to learn that Latinos For Trump exists and has been made into one of the all time great memes
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BREAKING: Judge Jia Cobb issues a TRO blocking DHS Sec Noem's Jan 8 memo purporting to require 7-day notices by members of Congress to perform oversight visits to immigration detention facilities.
The effect is that congressional oversight visits are allowed on request, as is required by Sec. 527.
The effect is that congressional oversight visits are allowed on request, as is required by Sec. 527.
February 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
BREAKING: Judge Jia Cobb issues a TRO blocking DHS Sec Noem's Jan 8 memo purporting to require 7-day notices by members of Congress to perform oversight visits to immigration detention facilities.
The effect is that congressional oversight visits are allowed on request, as is required by Sec. 527.
The effect is that congressional oversight visits are allowed on request, as is required by Sec. 527.