Chronicles of Nothing 🎄🎁
@nonchron.bsky.social
Gen-x eye roller, slacker? ADHD, mustard enthusiast, cusser, cheese admirer, corny joke conjurer, masking raconteur.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
Pinned
Sorry I’m late. I had to watch one of our cats play with a toy because it was the cutest thing ever.
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Minneapolis at 10pm: clear skies, -4° F, wind 12 mph from west northwest, wind chill -23° F. The Great River has frozen over.
December 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Minneapolis at 10pm: clear skies, -4° F, wind 12 mph from west northwest, wind chill -23° F. The Great River has frozen over.
Some of the replies to this are killing me. 🤣😂
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Some of the replies to this are killing me. 🤣😂
What are things I don’t miss about living in Minnesota…
It's zero degrees now in Minneapolis and dropping ... won't see zero again until Saturday noon.
December 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
What are things I don’t miss about living in Minnesota…
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Past Me: Ooh! I found the thing I was looking for. Let me put it somewhere I can easily find it later.
Now Me: Shit. Where the hell did I put that thing? I know it’s in the house somewhere! Gah!
Now Me: Shit. Where the hell did I put that thing? I know it’s in the house somewhere! Gah!
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Past Me: Ooh! I found the thing I was looking for. Let me put it somewhere I can easily find it later.
Now Me: Shit. Where the hell did I put that thing? I know it’s in the house somewhere! Gah!
Now Me: Shit. Where the hell did I put that thing? I know it’s in the house somewhere! Gah!
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#OnThisDay Dec 12, 2010 at 5:00am: The inflatable teflon roof of the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis tears open and deflates under the weight of 17" snowstorm. The @vikings.bsky.social vs @newyorkgiants.bsky.social game is postponed and moved to Ford Field in Detroit.
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
#OnThisDay Dec 12, 2010 at 5:00am: The inflatable teflon roof of the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis tears open and deflates under the weight of 17" snowstorm. The @vikings.bsky.social vs @newyorkgiants.bsky.social game is postponed and moved to Ford Field in Detroit.
Being on birth control pills is wild. Before, I was basically always overly warm/hot. Now, I can’t seem to get my core temperature up to a normal level and am always chilly.
Except, of course, when I sleep. Then it’s all night sweats all the time again.
Except, of course, when I sleep. Then it’s all night sweats all the time again.
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Being on birth control pills is wild. Before, I was basically always overly warm/hot. Now, I can’t seem to get my core temperature up to a normal level and am always chilly.
Except, of course, when I sleep. Then it’s all night sweats all the time again.
Except, of course, when I sleep. Then it’s all night sweats all the time again.
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
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On this day in 1919, Colorado became the 22d state to ratify the 19th Amendment, which made sex-based disenfranchisement a violation of the federal constitution.
Colorado’s women had been enfranchised since 1893, when they won the vote through a state popular referendum. #WeTheMen
Colorado’s women had been enfranchised since 1893, when they won the vote through a state popular referendum. #WeTheMen
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
On this day in 1919, Colorado became the 22d state to ratify the 19th Amendment, which made sex-based disenfranchisement a violation of the federal constitution.
Colorado’s women had been enfranchised since 1893, when they won the vote through a state popular referendum. #WeTheMen
Colorado’s women had been enfranchised since 1893, when they won the vote through a state popular referendum. #WeTheMen
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That Tennessee Holler account is now linking to know vectors of pro-Assad propaganda and I don't love it.
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
That Tennessee Holler account is now linking to know vectors of pro-Assad propaganda and I don't love it.
And we don’t have enough money for universal healthcare, universal basic income, free childcare, free school meals, free meals for seniors…
So let me get this straight,Congress just passed the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) for FY2026, authorizing a record $900.6 billion for defense, about $8 billion more than the President's request , however we have no money for the ACA to help the people paying the taxes ???
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
And we don’t have enough money for universal healthcare, universal basic income, free childcare, free school meals, free meals for seniors…
$1M in mattresses & bedding? Was he kitting out a hotel? What the hell?
A Hollywood director was convicted on charges that he scammed Netflix out of $11 million for a show that never materialized, while he instead used the cash for lavish purchases that included several Rolls-Royces, a Ferrari and about $1 million in mattresses and luxury bedding.
Director convicted of scamming $11 million from Netflix and going on lavish spending spree
Carl Erik Rinsch, best known for directing the film “47 Ronin,” was convicted of wire fraud, money laundering and other charges.
nbcnews.to
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
$1M in mattresses & bedding? Was he kitting out a hotel? What the hell?
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moms at christmas time
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
moms at christmas time
Hello? Conan O’Brien warned us all about this. It’s called WikiBear. 🤣
New! We worked with the Public Interest Research Group to test a bunch of LLM-driven toys ahead of the Christmas. That sexual talking teddy bear wasn't a one-off; it turns out disturbing behavior is deeply built into these toys across the board.
AI toys for kids talk about sex and issue Chinese Communist Party talking points, tests show
New research from Public Interest Research Group and tests conducted by NBC News found that a wide range of AI toys have loose guardrails.
www.nbcnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Hello? Conan O’Brien warned us all about this. It’s called WikiBear. 🤣
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In one moment she offers the best advice for a boy who feels disconnected. To get involved in community. Lucy Van Pelt solving the male epidemic loneliness epidemic while still being a bad bitch.
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
In one moment she offers the best advice for a boy who feels disconnected. To get involved in community. Lucy Van Pelt solving the male epidemic loneliness epidemic while still being a bad bitch.
The only way to improve your writing is to read more. It’s like learning to speak. You can’t speak if you don’t listen to people talk.
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The only way to improve your writing is to read more. It’s like learning to speak. You can’t speak if you don’t listen to people talk.
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
Due process and equal protection is for everyone. The Constitution doesn’t say it’s just for citizens. - 14th Amendment
December 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Due process and equal protection is for everyone. The Constitution doesn’t say it’s just for citizens. - 14th Amendment
Me: I exports InDesign file to PDF.
Computer: Hi there! I need to update the Acrobat software RIGHT NOW.
Me: Of course you do.
Computer: Hi there! I need to update the Acrobat software RIGHT NOW.
Me: Of course you do.
December 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Me: I exports InDesign file to PDF.
Computer: Hi there! I need to update the Acrobat software RIGHT NOW.
Me: Of course you do.
Computer: Hi there! I need to update the Acrobat software RIGHT NOW.
Me: Of course you do.
Is it just me or has Google Maps driving directions gotten really bad on the mobile app?
“It’s all stay on the freeway.”
For how long? Until when‽ What exit am I looking for?
Literally nothing until you need to change a bunch of lanes to get to your exit.
Thanks, jerks.
“It’s all stay on the freeway.”
For how long? Until when‽ What exit am I looking for?
Literally nothing until you need to change a bunch of lanes to get to your exit.
Thanks, jerks.
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Is it just me or has Google Maps driving directions gotten really bad on the mobile app?
“It’s all stay on the freeway.”
For how long? Until when‽ What exit am I looking for?
Literally nothing until you need to change a bunch of lanes to get to your exit.
Thanks, jerks.
“It’s all stay on the freeway.”
For how long? Until when‽ What exit am I looking for?
Literally nothing until you need to change a bunch of lanes to get to your exit.
Thanks, jerks.
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in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
This is not a heartwarming story. This is an actual nightmare.
After being diagnosed with breast cancer, Gillian realized she has one day left to choose a new health insurance plan. A coworker went above and beyond to ensure everything was taken care of. n.pr/494BuYd
Newly diagnosed with cancer, a woman finds her life changed by a colleague
After being diagnosed with breast cancer, Gillian realized she has one day left to choose a new health insurance plan. A coworker went above and beyond to ensure everything was taken care of.
n.pr
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is not a heartwarming story. This is an actual nightmare.
All I want for Christmas is to be able to get some decent sleep.
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
All I want for Christmas is to be able to get some decent sleep.