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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 18h

also if you see this happening where you live, you need to be jeering the local police to fight back against these ICE monsters (don’t even mention protecting us, tell them it’s to protect their brothers in blue)

then do a safe distance for yourself while nature takes its course

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 20h

*ahem* [deep inhale]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta & @malcolmkenyatta
X.com
ICE is literally tear gassing local police.
8:45 PM • 10/14/25 • 1.1M Views

pic of a cop hunched over outside of a building using (probably leaded) hosewater to flush his eyes after getting tear gassed

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1h

if Woody Guthrie were alive today his guitar would say "Fascists hate this one weird machine"

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 6h

who was that first guy who said, "i wonder if there's edible snot inside these rocks i found underwater"

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 1d

Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 11d

saw someone post about finding a bottle of piss on the side of the road and drinking it and actually i think maybe some kink shaming is alright for health and safety reasons

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Bad Guys Frames In Order @badguysframes.videah.net · 1d

A frame from the movie 'The Bad Guys', specifically frame 4110 of 5978

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Father Draven🚂💨⚒️🏳‍⚧♿👩‍👧‍👦 @willowdraven.bsky.social · 1d

🪵 2025/10/15

Hey.
What's up?

Father Draven smiles at the camera with their black gloved hands on the hips of their gray trousers held up by a black leather belt and purple suspenders over a white button up topped with their purple clerical collar in a green yard with a wooden fence and bushes behind them.

Father Draven stares off in the opposite direction up into the sky in the same scene as the other picture.

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

oh great now i have to worry that they're not hitting on me enough XÞ

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

i was so ignorantly naive then

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

i had no idea in 2009 that people could be that ignorantly racist

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isa💜 @inthewychelm.bsky.social · 1d

the way my brain literally thought this was hucklerobby...anyway condolences gay men, you shouldn't have to suffer like this😔

Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 2d

Capitalism has taken everything from my generation.

Headline reading "Daddy Drought Hits Gay Community as Aging Millennials Grapple With Rising Cost of Sugar Babies." Subtitle reads, "Would-Be Daddy's Lack Means to Penetrate Gay Sugar Baby Market"

The headlines are superimposed over a young looking Twink with an older daddy

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 1d

Follow this patriot 🫡

Translating an Israeli tweet from Hebrew is like discovering a lost page of mein kampf

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 1d

Good. Even if this doesn’t work, it’s time to go on offense.

www.newsweek.com/jb-pritzker-...

JB Pritzker looking at prosecuting ICE agents in Chicago

Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker has suggested that state prosecutors might examine the conduct of ICE agents.

www.newsweek.com

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

no shit we had a customer get pissed off at one of my coworkers and demanded to know his name, he points to the nametag, "Juan", and she says "that's not a real name, no one is named Juan" and then looked at me to ask what his name was, and stormed off looking for someone else when I repeated it

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

Okay new conspiracy theory, covid 19 WAS cooked up in a lab, but not by the american or chinese governments, it was developed by a cabal of disposable wipe manufacturers to sell more disinfecting wipes to gyms and pharmacies

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Hannah Pumpkins 🎃 🍂 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 8d

Richard Scarry: Fury Road

A Richard Scarry illustration of a skeleton-bone dragster being driven by a little mouse

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19thnews @19thnews.org · 1d

A new nonprofit provides resources to Black families of transgender and nonbinary youth at a moment of heightened political hostility.

From @capitalb.bsky.social:

No one was helping Black transgender youth. So these parents stepped in.

A new nonprofit provides resources to Black families of transgender and nonbinary youth at a moment of heightened political hostility.

19thnews.org

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

good christ

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 1d

explicitly nazi administration

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.

Twitter account: Uncensored @HmanQuotes1945: Official border patrol Facebook page is posting with the banned lyrics of Michael Jackson's song.
"Jew me sue me... Kick me k*ke me."
Epic

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 1d

My brain when someone tells me there are good republicans

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

this isn't me trying to gatekeep, this is me being afraid of being judged by new people and yes i know this is irrational

Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

I hate when I go to the gym and it's all strangers there. Who are you people, you're not usually here. This is not the routine.

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

I'm here every morning and there's always a few faces i recognize and today there's none and instead there's about 10 people I've never seen before.

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

I hate when I go to the gym and it's all strangers there. Who are you people, you're not usually here. This is not the routine.

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

They have a whole album called The Abba Generation that's only Abba and I didn't realize until now that that had songs that aren't Abba covers

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 1d

for the refined collector

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