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Nurbsy

@nurbsy.bsky.social

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · Feb 16

These posts are brought to you in part by a passion for better understanding our world

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 3h

Te reanimated remains of the vengeful dead have valid concerns and we owe them a civil conversation about their views

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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 5h

It's going bald Sunday. Everybody lose your hair

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 18h

Bad timing, people will be giving candy away for free in a couple weeks. I’ll just get mine then

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 18h

Hickory dickory WHAT? Mother Goose sheds her “good girl” image in racy new nursery rhyme

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 1d

Smurfs real. I can’t talk more right now but smurfs are real

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 1d

They're inventing a flakier bluetooth

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Ersatz Cliff @www.cliffordvickrey.com · 2d

Starting an off-brand knockoff of the Church of Scientology. Call me Temu Xenu…

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 2d

Tech: didn’t ask
Bus: didntbssk

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 2d

Boss keeps assigning me tasks. I think he’s trolling me

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 2d

Frame #7050 from S06 -E26 - Lotus Root-629309

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

It's good to have a good vocabulary

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 2d

When I see a stunt in a commercial you know I’m gonna attempt that shit

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 3d

When someone's like "nice strawman". That's a sarcasm fallacy

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 2d

(following a recipe) You’re not the boss of me

Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 2d

Need to level up soon, I can feel every experience point entering my body

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Finn-9️⃣ @finnmattfour.bsky.social · Jan 23

Dark Planet of Death

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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 3d

It pisses off my doctor, but I just love hanging out in areas where certain fungal infections are common.

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Finn-9️⃣ @finnmattfour.bsky.social · 3d

Yaurp

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Finn-9️⃣ @finnmattfour.bsky.social · 3d

drew a whole bunch of science fiction pinups for Church Ghost magazine over the summer. I love and respect cinema

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 3d

My name is Sue E. Gennares

Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 3d

Support for Human Life is coming to an end. Upgrade to HuLi+ 26 ($) to continue receiving new features and critical security updates before your time runs out

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 3d

It stinks in here, hand me the for breeze

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 3d

mea tulpa

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psychodroma @feathertrail.net · 3d

I have patiently reaped what I’ve sown and waited for my chickens to come home to roost. And I’ve finally saved up enough for a down payment on a brand new petard. Gonna hoist my ass up onto the barn roof and finally fix that leak

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 3d

Just like Jose Canseco’s tombstone