Nutria Atomica: El Rey de Canada
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Gonna stop being so political all the time, instead, here are good comic ideas I have had:

Zatanna is dating a slight of hand stage magician who has 1 stupid trick Batman can't figure out. It's a one shot and we follow Bruce's rapid deterioration as his detective work can't
crack it
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
That was better anyways, the Lesko joke was fruit that was hanging too low for me to not pick
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Man the children will never learn about Matthew Lesko and the world is the worse for it
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
This man is has a dire urge to inform you about free money that the Grand Ol Opry is giving away and you just need to call him so he can send you his big book of grants to apply for!
wolter.bsky.social
Oops meant to attach this. He had a ton of Nudie suits as well, as befitted a man if his generation and stature in the Nashville community.
Elderly Hank Snow (I’m guessing early 80s) in a bow tie and white dress jacket with black lapels and musical notes on a staff running down the sides and arms. He is in red tinted sunglasses and is holding a guitar by the neck. It’s cut off but clearly his name is inlaid on the frets.
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's Cannonball Run
clinteldorado.bsky.social
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s The Brave Little Toaster
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Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's Guinea Pig
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Yeah. I'm always impressed when movies nail "inescapable doom" and aren't just gratuitous
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Yeah man, that's on my short list of horror movies that feel genuinely mean. It's up there with Evil Dead Rise and The Hills Have Eyes
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Man I'm so glad I didnt spoil anything! That movie is an experience
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
A while back Shakey Graves and Esme Patterson released Dearly Departed and I would pay good money for a revival of Kenny and Dolly duets
wolter.bsky.social
Like…I love Johnny. He’s great (he does have some corny moments, but even that feels kinda cool usually, in that way naturally cool people can pull off dorky without it sticking), but sometimes I wish people would realize he’s not the be all end all of the genre and their only reference.
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Sometimes I forget Paul F. Tompkins is a Phillies fan, then he reminds me and I have a BLAST imagining him at the game in a 3 piece suit and bowler hat, throwing batteries at the opposing pitcher.

This is complimentary
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
He's probably as cool as you can possibly be and still have a podcast with obama
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Woof. That movie is brutal. I love it, but my god is it mean
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filbi.bsky.social
My GoFundMe is still open. PLEASE help me reach $5000 if you can. I'm desperate.

gofund.me/d7e2f64eb
filbi.bsky.social
I just got a call from my loan officer that because I had to spend my down payment on rent, I may no longer qualify for my mortgage loan

I need to come up with at least $5000 asap or my house search will be for nothing and my mom and I will be homeless in under 2 months
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Woops, put on Swimming by Mac Miller for my drive home and almost started crying
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prankster36.bsky.social
Please help Filbi
filbi.bsky.social
I just got a call from my loan officer that because I had to spend my down payment on rent, I may no longer qualify for my mortgage loan

I need to come up with at least $5000 asap or my house search will be for nothing and my mom and I will be homeless in under 2 months
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Yeah, I mean, fundamentally I'm also a pessimist and somehow her surviving a maga implosion feels like the kind of anchor that win would be tied to
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
I do like the idea of being able to reply "listen I love that idea, but copilot says only a stupid idiot would propose that."

Except that won't work because copilot won't tell you when ideas are bad.

This future sucks
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
My wife and I are pretty split on whether (as she believes) Trump has gone too far, or (As I believe) She's politically savvy and is reading MAGA spinning itself apart and consequently triangulating
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
I'm fascinated by Majorie Taylor Greene's recent shift to performative sanity.
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
You gotta trust me! Copilot reply all'd "Please gargle my balls" and then also reply all'd "As per my last message, please gargle my balls!"
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
When I, a person born after 1940 think of cool, I think of Bob Dylan!
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Smart. We do an indie game and now we got a transmedia franchise going. And we exclusively call it transmedia because he's going to have an aneurism about it
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Just the absolute worst manifestation of Guys bein Dudes you can imagine, armed with seemingly unchecked federal power

Pretty neat thing to live through
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Hear me out: an underground comic about that, but it's like wood from the true cross, and he's just going bankrupt eating foreskins
nutriaatomica.bsky.social
Sure, but I'm not ruling out bobby being super mad about having been trimmed