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29, NB, sadly on Terf Island. He/they. Big ol' case of autism and shit. Profile Pic by frenzyarts.bsky.social

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The Wayne Gretzky of Vasectomies @onemanbikergang.bsky.social · 12d

Updated pin post.

I'm Jamie, he/they, 29. British and autistic. Mad about one, not the other.

Feel free to ask for my Discord if we're mutuals.

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⭐️Alba Hernández⭐️ @awwlba.bsky.social · 6h

boom eggma’am💥

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · Dec 26

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The Wayne Gretzky of Vasectomies @onemanbikergang.bsky.social · 6h

Watching Big Trouble in Little China for the first time in years, and GOD, the soundtrack. I love John Carpenter, but fuck this is something else.

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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 9h

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 7h

Tim Heidecker is so good at this.

WHAT an incredible experience getting to perform at the Riyadh comedy festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty’s generosity. I’ll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon.

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Scott Fright @scw.bsky.social · 10h

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

Steam review that reads “game is good but im some bugs”

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milk 🧪💫 @miikpal.bsky.social · 9h

caged bird #silenthillf #silenthill

digital painting of hinako shimizu climbing into a bird cage held up by kotoyuki's hands. in the back the fox arm and bonesaw are displayed on the backdrop of a blood splatter.

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Jazzy Oliver - Voice Actress @ladyjazzington.bsky.social · 1d

BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 1d

MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 9h

Only then will God allow me to die

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 14h

I Came to Creampie 25 of Japan's Unfaithful Housewives!

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 10h

We will need Nuremberg-like trials

LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 12h

ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas

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Chloé Stawski (Spooky Edition 🎃🦇) @chlowski.bsky.social · 10h

the huntress

fanart of Artemis from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit - dark jeans, bra with some sort of laces around the belly -, moon and arrows tattoos on the arms and chest, dark green hair, and a tiny owl standing on her head
she's adjusting her outfit, head slightly tilted down, eyes closed, smiling
she also wears an arrow earring and a moon necklace

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tams @ MCM London @maezanilla.bsky.social · 11h

Griddlehark modern au shenanigans ✨

A full illustration of Modern AU of The Locked Tomb series. Harrow and Gideon are sitting on a bench in the street while Pal and Cam pass them by cycling. At the end of the street you can see the Tridentari and their cav. Ianthe looks furiously at Gideon and Harrow.

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towershade @towershade.bsky.social · 1d

Elf in candlelight..
#fantasyart #dnd #shadowdark #osr #grimdark #gameart #retro #80s #90s #grimdark

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 15h

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 16h

"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 16h

Stella Sacco
@antlervel.vet
It's really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it's clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it's all "please don't forget you have to feed your troops" and "if someone asks if you're going to attack them consider lying about it"
April 23, 2024 at 1:28 AM © Everybody can reply
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Spice 💕 @spicedyde.bsky.social · 1d

🐶: “Very spooky! A corpse is a dead body.”

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malsocio @malsocio.bsky.social · 5d

im making gijinkas for f*ucked up bootleg consoles

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, that's my coffee...well, I guess not.

Aces with his big dumb face shoved into my Miskatonic coffee cup

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The Wayne Gretzky of Vasectomies @onemanbikergang.bsky.social · 1d

Yeahhh. V.confusing me 'cause, in EA, there was some assets that showed a different ending. Gotta wonder why they went the way they did.

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vestenet (full of bones) @vestenet.bsky.social · 1d

it's good, folks

from Star Sword Nemesis by Christine Love

she switched slides. the next one just said, in large bold letters, "GIANT ROBOTS MAKE YOU STUPID."

"I cannot emphasize this enough," she said, rolling her eyes as if exhausted by just thinking about them. "your biggest advantage is that giant robots are stupid, and make you stupid. never take a giant robot seriously. that's exactly what they want."

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ivygm.bsky.social @ivygm.bsky.social · 21d

My name is Alan, and Ive woke up to a real american nightmare! I better get control of this situation before i experience a quantum break! and if that happens, im in for a world of max pain!!

a man with long hair and a beard is looking down

ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is looking down

media.tenor.com

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Rocky @marlowebarlowe.bsky.social · 1d

Zobie Comm(bie)

A zombie gets his heart torn out of his chest from behind and looks on with excitement. Behind him is a demon tearing his heart out and the text "You've stolen my heart"

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The Wayne Gretzky of Vasectomies @onemanbikergang.bsky.social · 1d

Digimon Story: Time STranger! Completed at 40 hours. Great game - while not the deepest game with a generally Shounen Story, it still had my interested throughout. The RPG side was pretty fun, and also I got A Guilmon so I was happy. Would recommend it! Fun time.

The Wayne Gretzky of Vasectomies @onemanbikergang.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna start doing a thread whenever I complete a game because Why Not, so to begin with....

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