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The Wayne Gretzky of Vasectomies @onemanbikergang.bsky.social · 12d

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I'm Jamie, he/they, 29. British and autistic. Mad about one, not the other.

Feel free to ask for my Discord if we're mutuals.

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Chloé Stawski (Spooky Edition 🎃🦇) @chlowski.bsky.social · 49m

the huntress

fanart of Artemis from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit - dark jeans, bra with some sort of laces around the belly -, moon and arrows tattoos on the arms and chest, dark green hair, and a tiny owl standing on her head
she's adjusting her outfit, head slightly tilted down, eyes closed, smiling
she also wears an arrow earring and a moon necklace

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maezanilla @ MCM London @maezanilla.bsky.social · 1h

Griddlehark modern au shenanigans ✨

A full illustration of Modern AU of The Locked Tomb series. Harrow and Gideon are sitting on a bench in the street while Pal and Cam pass them by cycling. At the end of the street you can see the Tridentari and their cav. Ianthe looks furiously at Gideon and Harrow.

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towershade @towershade.bsky.social · 23h

Elf in candlelight..
#fantasyart #dnd #shadowdark #osr #grimdark #gameart #retro #80s #90s #grimdark

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 5h

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 6h

"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 7h

Stella Sacco
@antlervel.vet
It's really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it's clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it's all "please don't forget you have to feed your troops" and "if someone asks if you're going to attack them consider lying about it"
April 23, 2024 at 1:28 AM © Everybody can reply
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Spice 💕 @spicedyde.bsky.social · 20h

🐶: “Very spooky! A corpse is a dead body.”

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malsocio @malsocio.bsky.social · 4d

im making gijinkas for f*ucked up bootleg consoles

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, that's my coffee...well, I guess not.

Aces with his big dumb face shoved into my Miskatonic coffee cup

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The Wayne Gretzky of Vasectomies @onemanbikergang.bsky.social · 20h

Yeahhh. V.confusing me 'cause, in EA, there was some assets that showed a different ending. Gotta wonder why they went the way they did.

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vestenet (full of bones) @vestenet.bsky.social · 21h

it's good, folks

from Star Sword Nemesis by Christine Love

she switched slides. the next one just said, in large bold letters, "GIANT ROBOTS MAKE YOU STUPID."

"I cannot emphasize this enough," she said, rolling her eyes as if exhausted by just thinking about them. "your biggest advantage is that giant robots are stupid, and make you stupid. never take a giant robot seriously. that's exactly what they want."

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ivygm.bsky.social @ivygm.bsky.social · 21d

My name is Alan, and Ive woke up to a real american nightmare! I better get control of this situation before i experience a quantum break! and if that happens, im in for a world of max pain!!

a man with long hair and a beard is looking down

ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is looking down

media.tenor.com

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Rocky @marlowebarlowe.bsky.social · 21h

Zobie Comm(bie)

A zombie gets his heart torn out of his chest from behind and looks on with excitement. Behind him is a demon tearing his heart out and the text "You've stolen my heart"

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The Wayne Gretzky of Vasectomies @onemanbikergang.bsky.social · 21h

Digimon Story: Time STranger! Completed at 40 hours. Great game - while not the deepest game with a generally Shounen Story, it still had my interested throughout. The RPG side was pretty fun, and also I got A Guilmon so I was happy. Would recommend it! Fun time.

The Wayne Gretzky of Vasectomies @onemanbikergang.bsky.social · 21h

Gonna start doing a thread whenever I complete a game because Why Not, so to begin with....

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EngineerKappa @engineerkappa.net · 22h

Been playing 999, I like June and this silly pose she makes

June from 999: Nine hours Nine Persons Nine Doors. She has her hands up in a sort of shocked or flustered type of pose

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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.bsky.social · 1d

AT LONG LAST
Twilight Princess Part 4: Beyblade Edition

Please go have a watch, tell your friends, tell your enemies, tell your beyblades

Watch HERE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHct...