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i post with my heart critical care medic drakenier, 1000xResist, & nitw shitposter "a future is not given to you. it is something you must take for yourself." "at the end of everything, hold on to anything." *no worries*

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · Sep 25

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Machine Lifeform: ugh, no no no no NO. Did you even study theory!?

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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 4h

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 7h

dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated

Top US Army general says he’s using ChatGPT to help make key command decisions

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 54m

Hekki Allmo! 🙏🏼

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 4h

a helpful trick for healthcare workers who get trapped or tricked into talking politics in the US is to just be critical of the democrats. this is a universally acceptable position with any patient that wants to talk about politics.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 7h

Samuel Alito preparing to raise absolutely the craziest flag you've ever seen at his Long Beach Island compound.

Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 13h

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.

NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei

If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 11h

kids these days have iThings but they'll never know the joy of a dinosaur that shoots rockets out of saddle launchers

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 11h

this picture goes so hard, I remember if from my childhood

I had some action figures, I had that fuckin long neck guy, it was so cool

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 1d

skald out here posting jumpscares smh

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 1d

guh!

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 1d

dead, looks like

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 1d

not gonna get me this time Mara, I'm cancelling my subscription fr this time!!!

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 1d

if I had known this in 1996 I would've saved myself a lot of time figuring shit out tbh

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 1d

I am a predictable bisexual tho and choose my starters based on how relatable they are, tends to be birds or reptiles tho I'm a real sucker for a crocodilian, gotta be that empty headed totodile

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 1d

who is truly subbier, the grass lad or the water type boy who is weak to the grass type???

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 1d

chelsea...

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 2d

do you wanna come over and do punch up on each others suicide notes

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 2d

game freak give Mimikyu a mega evolution tia

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 3d

the words still echo in my mind, rolling through the valleys of neurons like thunder, their power self-assured and undeniable, the secret mantra of the masters of the universe...

"nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen"

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ceej @ceej.online · 4d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 4d

They all expect to be the people on the spaceship

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 5d

Trump big mad about China doing export controls with things the US is straight up incapable of getting for itself, just another day in the American century of humiliation

open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 6d

sometimes I think it's important to remember the real victims of AI: the FBI agents who lost their jobs reading online to update all our COINTELPRO dossiers

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 7d

nierrein.com/General/Libr...

Project Birdcage / Library

An index of all chapters of NieR Re[in]carnation.

nierrein.com

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 7d

Like memories of pure light...

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open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱 @onlinefunctions.bsky.social · 7d

"At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality." - Ernesto "Che" Guevara

Hasta siempre, Commandante!

Unknown Belgian Taper @runawaypiper.com · 7d

Few modern figures are more misunderstood and deliberately maligned than Che. Read his words and understand why that’s not an accident

Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 7d

58 years ago Che was executed

Take some time to learn about him and read him today

Reminiscences of the Cuban Revolutionary War

www.marxists.org/archive/guev...

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 7d

The guy from Troll 2 screaming at a woman being turned into vegetables and being eaten

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