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Ornamental matt 🦜

@ornamentalmatt.bsky.social

240 followers 730 following 2.2K posts

Rpg enthusiast, writer, teacher, and I'm also quite keen on the painting Saturn Devouring His Son and it's many variations and spin offs.

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 5h

Listening to ABC interview talking about Andrew Windsor and if there's anyway of removing him as a prince. And like I think the french and Russians had the right idea of fixing that particular problem

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 1d

honking kitten

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 1d

impormable on tumblr: "Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!"

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 7h

UK blood service asking me to urgently donate blood, it's urgent we need it.

They can pencil me In mid January, that's the nearest slot they have.

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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 1d

One of the classics from the other place

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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 17h

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it

the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Which of course could mean nothing

Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 1d

Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck these are unreal

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1d

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 1d

The longer I put off putting the oven on too warm the longer I have to wait for warm delicious meals friendly pastries.

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Dr swift parrot @teamswiftparrot.bsky.social · 1d

Look at this adorable regent parrot fuzzball 😭😭😭💚💚💚

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 1d

It's a long way up but there's a gluten free bakery not too far away which was pretty worthwhile even if my legs are still on fire

chef tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 1d

the amount of stairs you need to climb to get here is diabolical

Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Oh shit I was there today, it's so fucking high up

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David Ranghoul @davdrangel.bsky.social · 2d

Ghostse

ashley scarebanks 💀🕯️ @ziibiing.com · 2d

oh no

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Rent is cheaper the creature comforts better I dunno. They have vanilla coke

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Saz🌈 @rainbowplethora.bsky.social · 1d

I know all countries have their problems and holidays give us rose coloured glasses and the grass is always greener and all that... But I'm moving to france solely for the supermarkets. Everything else is the cherry on top.

Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna have to immigrate again