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A dangerous servant and a fearful master. Freedom, joy, choice, consequence. Teneo ea quae fūror. MLDNI pronoun.is/he/him Avi: picrew https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/447749/ 2k23 dice.camp/@palecur

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · May 8

catholics: oh hey u guys are back early

me: pope's woke

catholics: what?

me: *grabs rosary, heads toward the confessional* pope's woke

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shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 4h

my parents and my brother's marriage each have a 13 year age gap what in the puriteen is this

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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 4h

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shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 4h

more of a juiblex thing

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shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 4h

anyway oceanus was a lemure

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shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 4h

my mistake for pulling the steing really

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shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 5h

extraordinary

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 6h

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 6h

yeah that tracks

shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 6h

maybe taking the lead out of everything was a mistake

jon rosenburger @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 14h

They're spinning this as a marketing fail but I think the real story is just that people are stupid as fucking rocks now fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...

Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune

New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.

fortune.com

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shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 6h

look they won with Aeris and now the Aerith misspelling is official they must be stopped

shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 7h

i don't think they have a full map of poison brainworm to English yet it's in the preview edition

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shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 7h

none of those words are in the Bible

never had a chance to use that literally before

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shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 7h

WILD SHAPE (IN THE DRUID CLASS)

danny elf/man

shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 7h

"formatting the drive just like you asked boss"

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all hallows eve-run enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 7h

have said before but my old coworker who was an mis director and a superintendent had a saying: two groups you never want to piss off - (1) old ladies in sneakers with nothing but time and (2) parents of students with disabilities

Sara Partridge, Ph.D. @sarapartridge.bsky.social · 12h

There are reports that the *entire* office of special education at the US Dept of Education has been cut. These hardworking folks ensure kids with disabilities get equal access to a quality education.

America’s children deserve better than this.

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ewen_cluney.txt @nekoewen.bsky.social · 7h

Also apparently the spirit of debate is alive and well (?) in the men's room of The Old Clam House.

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shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 11h

that's what i said, yes

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12h

(watching a population vigorously oppose subsidizing the welfare state while also maintaining one of the world’s largest prison systems) these are people who love to be free

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shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 12h

honestly mija it's the right times for it

shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 12h

STP Creep > > Radiohead Creep

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shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 12h

a serious proponent of monism can't be taken seriously since the entire position boils down to "my utterances are the result of predetermined chemical processes in the brain devoid of logic or rationality"

it'd be like 'disagreeing' with the noise of a mountain stream.

shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 12h

on rereading this i see it's ambiguous - monism can't be disagreed with because it isn't a coherent enough position to either agree or disagree with.

shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 12h

doing more with less doesn't mean it isn't less.

shambling state machine @palecur.bsky.social · 12h

are we really recapitulating julian jaynes in space year 2025