Jennifer K.
@pdxjenni.bsky.social
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Walks "like a 50s housewife on a mission to kill g-d." SATAN HAS ENOUGH ATTORNEYS, CHAD. She/her. Squad Mom/Aunt Aoife. Do not mistake my kindness for weakness. You may know me from elsewhere as GonzoPants.
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Welp it’s gotten real real if you can please help. If you can’t it’s really hard out here so share

gofund.me/a5ee0064
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Super odd, since it opened on my computer just fine.
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🤷‍♀️ when I tried to read it on my phone, it gave me the "subscribe or fuck off"
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I've had this number since 2003 but at some point it somehow became associated with a man named David, who lives in UT (it is an OR area code) & votes Republican. I have started responding with "you're not getting any more of my money until you release the Epstein files."
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Is *that* what Bonnie Tyler's been singing about this whole time?
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The only skill I use as an attorney that I actually learned in law school was TOC formatting.
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Nope, that's also formatting requirements, it's title case because those are the titles of the sections.
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OK but "costume protest" is AMAZING.
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The case caption (parties, type of pleading) is always in all caps, that's a court thing.

The errors thing is MSWord being MSWord.
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ma'am, you are not beating the "your children are fae, actually" charges ANY time soon.
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Salt bagel, lightly toasted, with lox, tomato, and cream cheese*.
Coffee light, no sugar

* I'll do it on onion or plain (in that order) if salt is unavailable, but I have POTS, I need all the salt I can get
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One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
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So many limbs, so many logistics.
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All else aside, is rural Idaho gonna be real friendly to a bunch of Qatari families suddenly moving in, ya think?
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Turns out we are ALL #PortlandFrog!

Shirts, hoodies and mugs now available.

Profits to Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition. ✊

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there are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. clearly we have settled on a motif
Wide shot of many people in inflatable costumes
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̶c̶o̶w̶ bat tools
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And lo the children's book follows in a thread under this comment. Goddamn, but I love it here.
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There's a whole children's book in that frame.
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He's only 26, and he & his mom had a rough go of things for a while because my dad is a grade-A deadbeat (I found a news article about 15-20 years ago about the house Habitat for Humanity was building for them), so I made the best judgment call I could & am hoping for the best.
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I have not done the necessary introspection to figure out the "why" of that deep gut feeling, and my therapist is on sabbatical right now, so I'm going with my gut & leaving the why for later 🤷‍♀️