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Phase Blowly

@phaseblowly.bsky.social

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paper pusher in a corner office, part-time musician, full-time music enjoyer, Buffalonian, friend of Bill W. PROTECT TRANS KIDS. PROTECT TRANS PEOPLE. he/him

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 10d

Me: [internally] Remember, not every reactionary is projecting latent homosexual tendencies.

Me: [externally] Employee of the Month down at the dicksucking factory, I bet.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 45m

Haha. Just a mendicant reaching out to the people he probably bummed smokes from in grad school.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 1h

That’s a Gordy, for sure.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 1h

Now that I think about it, I vaguely remember this going around back in the day. Lol.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 4h

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

Mark Misoshnik 🏴 @misoshnik.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?

A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
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Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 8h

Basically this

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 3h

That’s real? (Sorry, have to ask sometimes these days.) Hahahahaha.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 4h

That is, uh, stunning.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 4h

Terry Pegula killed a hockey team. Jesus Christ.

victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 4h

this graph’s going around on twitter. it stopped me dead in my tracks. i am going to punch something

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 4h

this graph’s going around on twitter. it stopped me dead in my tracks. i am going to punch something

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 4h

I’d give my left arm for an opposition party that understood and leaned into this approach.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 6h

"conventionally attractive thirst trap white woman"

Achievement unlocked? Congrats, Cait. I think, maybe?

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 7h

Rep. Van Order: “But unfortunately Trump’s not a Jew.”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

Rep. Van Orden: "Listen, at this point the Nobel Peace Prize does not deserve Donald Trump. It's just shocking and so in your face. I mean, this guy has done more for world peace in 9 months any any president in history. Period. And it should be recognized. But unfortunately he's not a globalist."

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 7h

“Protest voters are responsible for our current mess.”

Lmfao, no.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 7h

For real. Hours later and I’m still giggling. Banger!

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 9h

“IT’S OK, EVERYONE. I ALREADY BOUGHT THE DIP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.”

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10h

“Don't worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment.”

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 10h

I’m all for pissbaby cops self-selecting themselves out of police departments. Too bad it’s always an empty threat.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 10h

Ma’am, this is a family website. Lmao.

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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 11h

Ratio me. It’s a badge of honor. Oooooo yes I like it when you ratio me. Ooh now ratio me harder yessss. Now ratio me while the neighbors watch. Ok now wearing that costume. Yessss.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 11h

For @sallyjenx.bsky.social, that’s the most important part. She wouldn’t be a writer for a reactionary outfit like The Atlantic if it wasn’t.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 11h

Don’t huff jenkem, kids.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 11h

I agree with you. Nice for a change, imo. The worrying part is gonna be when the 6 popes on SCOTUS bless the illegal acts of the admin and the Dem leadership declares the constitutional crisis averted, goes back to posting about the price of broccoli.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 11h

And that the Dems best and strongest play is to do what their leadership excels at… nothing.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2d

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 14h

What even is Kev’s angle here? “Take your haranguing of a known pedophile to X” is just a strange flex. “Come to the pedo clubhouse, stand in the main hall, surrounded by my buddies, and say that to my face” is just strange. Is it a kink thing?

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 15h

True. My work email inbox is really just an ocean of pussy.

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