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Phase Blowly

@phaseblowly.bsky.social

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paper pusher in a corner office, part-time musician, full-time music enjoyer, Buffalonian, friend of Bill W. PROTECT TRANS KIDS. PROTECT TRANS PEOPLE. he/him

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 9d

Me: [internally] Remember, not every reactionary is projecting latent homosexual tendencies.

Me: [externally] Employee of the Month down at the dicksucking factory, I bet.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 23m

I agree with you. Nice for a change, imo. The worrying part is gonna be when the 6 popes on SCOTUS bless the illegal acts of the admin and the Dem leadership declares the constitutional crisis averted, goes back to posting about the price of broccoli.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 28m

And that the Dems best and strongest play is to do what their leadership excels at… nothing.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1d

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 3h

What even is Kev’s angle here? “Take your haranguing of a known pedophile to X” is just a strange flex. “Come to the pedo clubhouse, stand in the main hall, surrounded by my buddies, and say that to my face” is just strange. Is it a kink thing?

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 3h

True. My work email inbox is really just an ocean of pussy.

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choo choo choose anger @ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social · 4h

Shoving 100 old growth trees into a blast furnace to find out how long to text a girl and it says “idk wait two days?”

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stingleword @stingleword.bsky.social · 4h

Guy's got so much negative rizz that he needed a robot to help him get ghosted

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 3h

With a few exceptions, I don’t think I’ve ever shared my internet handle(s) with anyone in the meatspace. One time my Ma hopped into a thread on twitter to boomer yell at some rando without realizing she was yelling at me… and she’ll never know it was me.

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Jerry Boyle @jecboyle.bsky.social · 6h

Chicago brings a Monstrance. Protests at the Broadview detention center began 19 years ago. Demoralized by our mistreatment of migrants, a Catholic immigration lawyer I know started praying there on Fridays. A month later he was joined by some Sisters of Mercy. They’ve been holding it down since.

3 panel “Aye . . . I could do that.” meme format.

Top: image of Portland frog protesting ICE.

"Never thought l'd die fighting side-by-side with a Monstrance."

Middle: image of Monstrance.

"What about side-by-side with a friend?"

Bottom: image of Portland frog protesting ICE.

"Aye... I could do that."

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 4h

They played (still play, tbh) a big role in who I am, too. One my dear aunts is a Sister of Mercy; as was my godmother/great aunt.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 4h

Who?

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 5h

Damn, I was heretofore unaware of my RSM homies role at Broadview. I’m not surprised, tho.

Screenshot of a Bluesky post:

Phase Blowly
@phaseblowly.bsky.social
Just if anyone asks, your home teams are the Sisters of Mercy (RSM) and the Order of Friars Minor (OFM).
September 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 5h

It’s just science, tbh.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 6h

No.

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 15h

gotta burn this motherfucker down folks

Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 16h

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

www.miamiherald.com

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 19h

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 17h

Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.

Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 18h

Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 18h

How ‘bout them Sabres, huh. With a little more work on fundamentals and special teams they might improve to fucking terrible.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 18h

“What "Machine" did you think he was raging against? The dishwasher?”

I have uttered some version of this line a few times over the years. Lmao. Mind blowing how many people never listen deeper than “FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!”

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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 19h

I saw myself as maybe all in for J.B. Pritzker

But I am losing faith, rapidly.

Police state fascism in America is bigger than Trump. It's backed by Democrats just like Republicans. And it's not going anywhere

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 19h

Note: it's not even curfew yet.

State police just started pushing people off the business park corner. Here in the road, a brave group of demonstrators are attempting to hold their line.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22h

Disney Prime is saddened at the news that Diane Keaton has la dee died. One of the most popular Keatons of her generation, Diane accrued countless awards, including an Academy Award for Best Actress in Annie Hall (1977) for making an ugly, self-absorbed, unfuckable pedophile seem merely neurotic.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 19h

They’re probably also getting played ten ways from 20 different angles by the Chinese.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 19h

Billionaires like @jbpritzker.bsky.social know where their bread is heavily protected by armed agents of the state. For all his #resistlib bluster, he’s definitely picked a side. I’d love to be wrong, but actions speak louder than words.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 19h

Note: it's not even curfew yet.

State police just started pushing people off the business park corner. Here in the road, a brave group of demonstrators are attempting to hold their line.

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 19h

Now for the “play dumb” part of the oligarch act.

Bank of England Warns of Impending AI Disaster

The Bank of England has sounded the alarm, warning of an intensifying risk of a "sudden correction" due to an AI spending frenzy.

futurism.com

Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 22h

Plus, 2 of the 3 times a week you heard about the president it was about getting his dick sucked and never about purposely destroying another load-bearing wall in the republic.