Hell yeah girl !! Haters can unfollow

Just heard a customer refer to a vape as a millennial douche flute. 🤣

Judge Orders Columbus Statue Removed And Melted Down Into Pinkie Rings For Local Italians https://theonion.com/judge-orders-columbus-statue-removed-and-melted-down-in-1851178112/

Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals https://theonion.com/ohio-begins-executing-random-people-in-hopes-they-re-cr-1851218315/

Even after this week Bitcoin is still up 83% for the year. For comparison DJIA up 8%.

We've had paychecks and government for 250 years without kings. Did something change?

Dyin' man says what?

I'm just shocked he didn't say vanilla folders

Bone Spur Deferment

(new band name, called it)

No matter your beliefs, this cannot be the answer. What have we become? Even my maga mom sees that this is heartless, cruel, and unnecessary.

Sounds like his second annual physical went well.

Northwest Chicago Suburb: ICE Agents Rip 15-Year-Old Girl from Car, Slam Her to Ground She Screams “I’m 15!” as Man Kneels on Her Neck

Which one of his handlers made this fake call to get him to stop whining? My money is on Tulsi.

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Most Americans Say Marijuana Is A 'Healthier Option' Than Alcohol, And A Majority Expect Nationwide Legalization Within Five Years, Poll Finds - Marijuana Moment share.google/ftEgpgbRSjlT...

Another Pedo Cop -->

Aurora sergeant arrested on child exploitation charges search.app/5pg4R

Central European Guy At Other End Of Bar Watching Some Sport With Mallets On Phone https://theonion.com/central-european-guy-at-other-end-of-bar-watching-some-sport-with-mallets-on-phone/

Meanwhile in #Portland

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

A Minor setback for Drake

Y'all grown ass adults still falling for rage bait. Come on ppl.

Also, "with the baby in her placenta" ???

WTF? I know that can't be right, and I'm not even the secretary of health and human services

Could this actually be the problem? If I was dumb enough to believe the AI videos that they are showing him I would have major concerns too. Portland on fire, eating pets, post-birth abortions, immigrant invasions, etc. would all be cause for alarm, if only they were true. They actually believe it??