Dyin' man says what?

I'm just shocked he didn't say vanilla folders

Bone Spur Deferment

(new band name, called it)

No matter your beliefs, this cannot be the answer. What have we become? Even my maga mom sees that this is heartless, cruel, and unnecessary.

Sounds like his second annual physical went well.

Northwest Chicago Suburb: ICE Agents Rip 15-Year-Old Girl from Car, Slam Her to Ground She Screams “I’m 15!” as Man Kneels on Her Neck

Which one of his handlers made this fake call to get him to stop whining? My money is on Tulsi.

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Most Americans Say Marijuana Is A 'Healthier Option' Than Alcohol, And A Majority Expect Nationwide Legalization Within Five Years, Poll Finds - Marijuana Moment share.google/ftEgpgbRSjlT...

Another Pedo Cop -->

Aurora sergeant arrested on child exploitation charges search.app/5pg4R

Central European Guy At Other End Of Bar Watching Some Sport With Mallets On Phone https://theonion.com/central-european-guy-at-other-end-of-bar-watching-some-sport-with-mallets-on-phone/

Meanwhile in #Portland

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

A Minor setback for Drake

Y'all grown ass adults still falling for rage bait. Come on ppl.

Also, "with the baby in her placenta" ???

WTF? I know that can't be right, and I'm not even the secretary of health and human services

Could this actually be the problem? If I was dumb enough to believe the AI videos that they are showing him I would have major concerns too. Portland on fire, eating pets, post-birth abortions, immigrant invasions, etc. would all be cause for alarm, if only they were true. They actually believe it??

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

“With her baby in her placenta.”

To be fair, he did come up with a concept for a plan.

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.

But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.

No one signs up for the National Guard thinking, “One day, I’ll invade Oregon.”

One state invading another state is the definition of civil war.