Zach Halper
@zanath.bsky.social
PR by day, Star Wars, politics, baseball by night.
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New #StarWars movie being discussed in Vanity Fair? We’re so back
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On the Set of 'Star Wars: Starfighter,' Shawn Levy’s Inner Child Is “Losing His Mind”
The 'Stranger Things' producer and 'Deadpool & Wolverine' director still can’t quite believe he got tapped to make a new 'Star Wars' movie, starring Ryan Gosling.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
New #StarWars movie being discussed in Vanity Fair? We’re so back
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
When you bomb at the open mic night.
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
When you bomb at the open mic night.
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HAHAHA! HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS ARE FUNNY! DEHUMANIZING IS FUN! HAHA! WE'RE HAVING FUN!
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
HAHAHA! HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS ARE FUNNY! DEHUMANIZING IS FUN! HAHA! WE'RE HAVING FUN!
This is the only Star Wars ranking that matters. We can stop making them now.
Here's my short Star Wars ranking. Let's start at the back and work to the front:
100. Attack of the Clones
99. Ewoks (Cartoon)
98. Resistance - S1
97. Obi-Wan Kenobi
96. Visions - The Bandits of Golak
95. The Clone Wars (film)
94. Revenge of the Sith
93. The Clone Wars - S1
100. Attack of the Clones
99. Ewoks (Cartoon)
98. Resistance - S1
97. Obi-Wan Kenobi
96. Visions - The Bandits of Golak
95. The Clone Wars (film)
94. Revenge of the Sith
93. The Clone Wars - S1
Your Star Wars rankings are weak. Let me show you how a true otaku does things.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This is the only Star Wars ranking that matters. We can stop making them now.
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Okay, this one made me smile. As personal as it is comprehensive; whatever I disagree absolutely does not matter.
Love that Batuu experiences are ranked, too. If we're including that, the best Star Wars things *ever* are a tie of ronto wraps and throwing the Falcon into hyperspace on Smugglers Run.
Love that Batuu experiences are ranked, too. If we're including that, the best Star Wars things *ever* are a tie of ronto wraps and throwing the Falcon into hyperspace on Smugglers Run.
Here's my short Star Wars ranking. Let's start at the back and work to the front:
100. Attack of the Clones
99. Ewoks (Cartoon)
98. Resistance - S1
97. Obi-Wan Kenobi
96. Visions - The Bandits of Golak
95. The Clone Wars (film)
94. Revenge of the Sith
93. The Clone Wars - S1
100. Attack of the Clones
99. Ewoks (Cartoon)
98. Resistance - S1
97. Obi-Wan Kenobi
96. Visions - The Bandits of Golak
95. The Clone Wars (film)
94. Revenge of the Sith
93. The Clone Wars - S1
Your Star Wars rankings are weak. Let me show you how a true otaku does things.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Okay, this one made me smile. As personal as it is comprehensive; whatever I disagree absolutely does not matter.
Love that Batuu experiences are ranked, too. If we're including that, the best Star Wars things *ever* are a tie of ronto wraps and throwing the Falcon into hyperspace on Smugglers Run.
Love that Batuu experiences are ranked, too. If we're including that, the best Star Wars things *ever* are a tie of ronto wraps and throwing the Falcon into hyperspace on Smugglers Run.
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Have You Dreamed This Man? Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people see this face in their dreams,
Steve Karsay
Pitcher
Debut: 1993 - Retired: 2006
ATL - TEX - CLE - OAK - NYY
Pitcher
Debut: 1993 - Retired: 2006
ATL - TEX - CLE - OAK - NYY
Steve Karsay at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Steve Karsay
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November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Have You Dreamed This Man? Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people see this face in their dreams,
Lmao okay Bari.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Lmao okay Bari.
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NEW: As President Trump increases pressure on Colorado Governor Polis to free Tina Peters, a close ally of Peters is calling for Gov Polis and Attorney General Weiser to be executed.
MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann called for the execution of several Colorado Democrats by name.
MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann called for the execution of several Colorado Democrats by name.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
NEW: As President Trump increases pressure on Colorado Governor Polis to free Tina Peters, a close ally of Peters is calling for Gov Polis and Attorney General Weiser to be executed.
MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann called for the execution of several Colorado Democrats by name.
MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann called for the execution of several Colorado Democrats by name.
“Dear Billy” is such a masterclass in tension and using music to its maximum effect. Honestly one of the best episodes of television all these years later. #StrangerThings
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“Dear Billy” is such a masterclass in tension and using music to its maximum effect. Honestly one of the best episodes of television all these years later. #StrangerThings
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Mark Kelly: "I said something that was pretty simple and non-controversial, and that was that members of the military should follow the law. In response to that, Trump said I should be executed, I should be hanged ... it says a lot more about him than it says about me. I'm not going to be silenced."
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Mark Kelly: "I said something that was pretty simple and non-controversial, and that was that members of the military should follow the law. In response to that, Trump said I should be executed, I should be hanged ... it says a lot more about him than it says about me. I'm not going to be silenced."
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bush administration spent 18 months carefully building a false case for war and they could've just done this
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
bush administration spent 18 months carefully building a false case for war and they could've just done this
Norky is a close second.
I mean, there's only one answer, right?
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Norky is a close second.
Kelli Giddish coming back to SVU but Ice being on it less.
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ALT: a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object
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November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Kelli Giddish coming back to SVU but Ice being on it less.
Tired: Ranking Star Wars movies
Wired: Ranking Star Wars merchandise commercials
Wired: Ranking Star Wars merchandise commercials
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Tired: Ranking Star Wars movies
Wired: Ranking Star Wars merchandise commercials
Wired: Ranking Star Wars merchandise commercials
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Me, when I see people debating the ‘correct’ ranking for the Star Wars movies:
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Me, when I see people debating the ‘correct’ ranking for the Star Wars movies:
It’s the year 2080. President Trump’s fourth clone has presented his ranking of the Star Wars movies.
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It’s the year 2080. President Trump’s fourth clone has presented his ranking of the Star Wars movies.
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absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
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really a sign of how fragmented and basically lost the admin has become in the last six weeks or so. Imagine having secretary focus on this dress up for your 90 minute flight thing.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
really a sign of how fragmented and basically lost the admin has become in the last six weeks or so. Imagine having secretary focus on this dress up for your 90 minute flight thing.
Seeing a prominent New York Times columnist be arbiter of what is Good or Bad is certainly interesting. Art is subjective. You can believe a movie is bad or good but that does not make it an objective fact. I believe our entertainment discourse would be a lot better if we all accepted that fact.
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Seeing a prominent New York Times columnist be arbiter of what is Good or Bad is certainly interesting. Art is subjective. You can believe a movie is bad or good but that does not make it an objective fact. I believe our entertainment discourse would be a lot better if we all accepted that fact.
This whole "dress nicely on the plane" is just weird, man. These freaks just have 1950s brain rot.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This whole "dress nicely on the plane" is just weird, man. These freaks just have 1950s brain rot.
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wearing slippers and pajamas to the airport is antifa now
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
wearing slippers and pajamas to the airport is antifa now
Does it smell like strawberry and say "We're BERRY proud of you?"
Duffy on shutdown bonuses for air traffic controllers: "If you got 100% on your test, you get the sticker that's a scratch and sniff sticker from the administration. I know some people are not happy with where the cutoff was."
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Does it smell like strawberry and say "We're BERRY proud of you?"
Green Bean Casserole can go to hell.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Green Bean Casserole can go to hell.
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Then this today in Punchbowl. Republicans are angry that the White House is "treating them like garbage". You can't act like you aren't worthy of any respect and then complain that you don't get respected. They are reaping what they sowed. (2/2)
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Then this today in Punchbowl. Republicans are angry that the White House is "treating them like garbage". You can't act like you aren't worthy of any respect and then complain that you don't get respected. They are reaping what they sowed. (2/2)