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Zach Halper
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PR by day, Star Wars, politics, baseball by night.
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BUT AOC WHO ISN'T PRESIDENT MADE A MISTAKE IN SAYING VENEZUELA IS BELOW THE EQUATOR!!!

SHE CAN NEVER BE PRESIDENT!!!! NEVER!!!!!!
Trump: "Herschel Walker, speaking about loyal. How good a football player was Herschel? Now he's ambassador to the Bahamas. I don't know. Bahamas. Bermuda. Is he Bahamas? Whatever. It's a nice place."
February 19, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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OH MY GOD I just realized this is about Black History Month and I may die of mortification
Trump: "Do we love Nicki Minaj? She was here a couple of weeks ago. So beautiful. Her skin so beautiful. I said, 'Nicki, so beautiful.' Her nails, her nails they're like that long. I said, 'Nicki, are they real?' She said she didn't want to get into that."
February 19, 2026 at 12:26 AM
It’s funny that we supposedly “completely obliterated” Iran’s nuclear capabilities yet we’re inching toward a war to…obliterate their nuclear capabilities.
February 19, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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It needs to be said clearly that it would be absolutely insane for the United States to start a war of aggression against Iran. If anyone thinks that Trump gives a rip about democracy or human rights you are kidding yourself. It’ll be another campaign of domination and plunder.
February 19, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Thousands of institutions abandoned programs, ended or rewrote scholarships, closed down clubs and publications, all in pre-emptive compliance.

And you know why?

Mostly because they wanted to do it if they thought they could blame someone else for it.
BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
February 18, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I hate when the political accounts I follow share their Star Wars opinions because they are usually basic and bad. Like, you hated The Phantom Menace? Wow, nobody has ever shared that thought!
February 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
The Tree of Life. Truly one of the most infuriating films I’ve ever seen.
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
These are the Spawn of Satan.
February 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
February 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
These press briefings are such a joke but the biggest joke of all is that mainstream news continues to attend and legitimize them.
Q: As Trump's popularity rises around the world, do you think we might be watching the emergence of a global MAGA movement?

LEAVITT: I sure hope so
February 18, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I can’t believe they think this is a winning message.
Leavitt: "You need an ID to go and purchase alcohol. You need an ID to go to the library and check out a book. So the president thinks you should have an ID to vote in our nation's elections."
February 18, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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FBI once again (!) confirming, in public, that they plan to make being transgender a federal crime - and it's crickets at best from the Democrats and the media.
Kash Patel: "We looked at the facts and the evidence. We saw a stream of violence related to transgender ideology that led to unfortunate deaths and assassinations, and we took action."
February 18, 2026 at 5:17 PM
It’s tough to be a boot licker
MIKE LAWLER: I do support the Gateway Project. The president made the point that the federal govt will not be responsible for cost overruns

COLLINS: But that's not even the dispute. The dispute is just the funding for it period & the 1,000 people who got laid off b/c funding was halted by the admin
February 18, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Remember when they casually revealed that Martin Scorsese is in Star Wars? Good times.
February 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Deep thought: Nal Hutta may be in Mando and Grogu which means she may be in Mando and Grogu.
February 18, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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#TheMandalorianAndGrogu trailer has racked up nearly five million views on the official SW account in 12 hours
February 18, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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This bad-faith talking point has been taking off across the right-wing industrial outrage complex, and it's obvious they never bothered to check that Jasmine Crockett had been on his show twice before.
February 18, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Hey JD Vance, is this a violent criminal?
February 17, 2026 at 10:58 PM
What about a pink triangle?
Mike Rounds says Republicans just want to make you show your document with a yellow star in order to vote
February 17, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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These people need to be shamed from polite society for trying to make the basic core act democracy so difficult. No other rich country tolerates this stuff. We don’t need to either:

bsky.app/profile/mcop...
Sen. Mike Rounds on concerns that women will be disenfranchised by the SAVE America Act: "If you get married, you show them your marriage certificate and you're on your way once again"
February 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
It appears the new GOP talking point is “you have to show an ID to buy a beer why shouldn’t you to vote” which is exactly the kind of argument I’d expect from idiots who likely never took a civics course.
February 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Low energy
FOX: Ds are winning congressional vote preference by 6. We've got a long way to go, but obviously that number would not be good.

VANCE: That would not be good. I will say, as much as we love Fox News, we always think Fox has the worst polling

FOX: I could show you other ones that are very similar
February 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Holy shit hahaha
February 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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Pedro Pascal, Sigourney Weaver, a goblin boy, a purple ape, the infant slug from ‘08, and the greatest living filmmaker on the planet as an alien monkey selling food.

I love Star Wars.
February 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM