Zach Halper
@zanath.bsky.social
PR by day, Star Wars, politics, baseball by night.
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Lilacs are purple
Daises are yellow
Hosannas we’ll sing
When we rid of that fellow
Daises are yellow
Hosannas we’ll sing
When we rid of that fellow
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be
February 14, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Lilacs are purple
Daises are yellow
Hosannas we’ll sing
When we rid of that fellow
Daises are yellow
Hosannas we’ll sing
When we rid of that fellow
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I’m glad Jon & Dave have both made a noticeable effort to reclaim the “action figures” talking point from the segment of the punditry class that only wields it as a vague insult. This has never been a bad thing, and it’s extremely telling when someone tries to undercut the work by saying it. (1/5) 🧵
!["That's how I learned how to tell stories. You take these characters. You're talking with your friends, and you're acting things out [with the toys]. My job is not that different from that." - Jon Favreau talking about directing The Mandalorian & Grogu](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:th3l3gtaswuu5vook7duibqq/bafkreicwby64wa2yaf2jyshfke6kju6bgwi523sdcdld7a5qepxgqdik6e@jpeg)
February 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I’m glad Jon & Dave have both made a noticeable effort to reclaim the “action figures” talking point from the segment of the punditry class that only wields it as a vague insult. This has never been a bad thing, and it’s extremely telling when someone tries to undercut the work by saying it. (1/5) 🧵
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Again, the answer is “10-25 people in Washington, <all> of whom are Republicans, or it’s not going to happen.”
And yet, these 10-25 people get free passes every day & still can leave their houses & go to work with scarcely a question about when they’re going to start fulfilling their oaths 🤷♂️🤦♂️
And yet, these 10-25 people get free passes every day & still can leave their houses & go to work with scarcely a question about when they’re going to start fulfilling their oaths 🤷♂️🤦♂️
Again, I know everyone wants to yell at The Democrats & Chuck Schumer & Hakeem Jefferies, but there are 10-25 people in Washington who could literally end all of this tomorrow, & none of them are Democrats, & they continue to get 24/7 free passes for being absolute oath-violating cowards. Focus.
Yes, we’re looking at you, Lisa Murkowski & Susan Collins & Thom Tillis, you absolute oath-violating cowards.
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Again, the answer is “10-25 people in Washington, <all> of whom are Republicans, or it’s not going to happen.”
And yet, these 10-25 people get free passes every day & still can leave their houses & go to work with scarcely a question about when they’re going to start fulfilling their oaths 🤷♂️🤦♂️
And yet, these 10-25 people get free passes every day & still can leave their houses & go to work with scarcely a question about when they’re going to start fulfilling their oaths 🤷♂️🤦♂️
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The President, two of his current Cabinet secretaries, his former strategist, his biggest donor, and his pending Fed Chair nominee are all in the files of a pedophile who ran a sex trafficking ring, while the attorney general and a former Cabinet secretary let him get away with it.
Seems kinda bad?
Seems kinda bad?
At least half a dozen top Trump administration officials appear in the Jeffrey Epstein files
The degree to which each individual was connected to Epstein varies significantly, from a single email to years of communications.
www.nbcnews.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
The President, two of his current Cabinet secretaries, his former strategist, his biggest donor, and his pending Fed Chair nominee are all in the files of a pedophile who ran a sex trafficking ring, while the attorney general and a former Cabinet secretary let him get away with it.
Seems kinda bad?
Seems kinda bad?
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“I’m not a white nationalist, i just love hitler’s favorite american law because it kept non whites and jews from coming to America” bsky.app/profile/lets...
when MAGA white supremacists like Carl whinge abt passing of 1965 Hart-Celler Immigration Act they are complaining that it overturned 1924 Johnson-Reed Act, a law limiting immigration to people from Northern Europe, which was drafted by eugenicist Rep. Albert Johnson, with BIG support from the Klan
February 14, 2026 at 6:23 PM
“I’m not a white nationalist, i just love hitler’s favorite american law because it kept non whites and jews from coming to America” bsky.app/profile/lets...
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roses are red
violets are blue
94 days
until Mando & Grogu
violets are blue
94 days
until Mando & Grogu
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
94 days
until Mando & Grogu
violets are blue
94 days
until Mando & Grogu
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Just as ICE and CBP have no legitimate role in "election security" neither does the head of DHS. The mere existence of this press conference should be a scandal, much less this tone-deaf comment.
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Just as ICE and CBP have no legitimate role in "election security" neither does the head of DHS. The mere existence of this press conference should be a scandal, much less this tone-deaf comment.
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
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Yeah I mean the *2024 exit polls* found 56% support path to legal status for most undocumented versus only 40% deportations. Entire commentariat has pretended not to know this for the last year or so
Here's the thing: This was true in 2024. In the very same surveys where media shouted from rooftops that majorities supported "mass deportation" MORE people supported having people stay. But the latter didn't merit airtime. Chart credit: @mikepod.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Yeah I mean the *2024 exit polls* found 56% support path to legal status for most undocumented versus only 40% deportations. Entire commentariat has pretended not to know this for the last year or so
Just switch parties already
Fetterman on Fox News: "Shutting DHS down will have no impact on ICE. The director confirmed to my face in a hearing just this week, saying it has no impact because they already were funded with the big beautiful bill that I did not vote for. Why are all the Dems going to shutdown our entire DHS?"
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Just switch parties already
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Wishing everyone a happy and love filled Valentine's Day! ❤️❤️
February 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Wishing everyone a happy and love filled Valentine's Day! ❤️❤️
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NEW: Hundreds of judges around the country have ruled more than 4,400 times since October that President Donald Trump’s administration is detaining immigrants unlawfully, a Reuters review of court records found.
The government keeps doing it nonetheless.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
The government keeps doing it nonetheless.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 PM
NEW: Hundreds of judges around the country have ruled more than 4,400 times since October that President Donald Trump’s administration is detaining immigrants unlawfully, a Reuters review of court records found.
The government keeps doing it nonetheless.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
The government keeps doing it nonetheless.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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The new trailer for ‘THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU’ will be released very soon.
(via view.email.hollywoodreporter.com?vawpToken=PB...)
(via view.email.hollywoodreporter.com?vawpToken=PB...)
February 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
The new trailer for ‘THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU’ will be released very soon.
(via view.email.hollywoodreporter.com?vawpToken=PB...)
(via view.email.hollywoodreporter.com?vawpToken=PB...)
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Knight of the Seven Kingdoms reinvents and rejuvenates the Game of Thrones franchise by “being enjoyable to watch”
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Knight of the Seven Kingdoms reinvents and rejuvenates the Game of Thrones franchise by “being enjoyable to watch”
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The NYT appears to have edited their incorrect paragraphs on public opinion toward Trump’s immigration policies, completely changing the meaning of the paragraph and not offering a note on the piece. Cmon…
There's been a substantial edit, with no correction noted in the article as of now.
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The NYT appears to have edited their incorrect paragraphs on public opinion toward Trump’s immigration policies, completely changing the meaning of the paragraph and not offering a note on the piece. Cmon…
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INBOX: Rep. Thomas Massie, who has enraged Trump for his insistence on blocking tariffs and releasing the Epstein files according to the law, just issued what is widely known among Chinese dissidents as "a declaration of no suicidal intent" (不自殺聲明), a sign of extreme distress.
February 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
INBOX: Rep. Thomas Massie, who has enraged Trump for his insistence on blocking tariffs and releasing the Epstein files according to the law, just issued what is widely known among Chinese dissidents as "a declaration of no suicidal intent" (不自殺聲明), a sign of extreme distress.
Exhibit Z for why Gavin Newsom ain’t it.
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Exhibit Z for why Gavin Newsom ain’t it.
Just another degenerate in the employ of the White House. Nothing to see here.
February 14, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Just another degenerate in the employ of the White House. Nothing to see here.
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Both twitter accounts at work here are paid for by taxpayers
February 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Both twitter accounts at work here are paid for by taxpayers
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
Same. Even earlier than that, actually. Most of my best friends are from elementary school.
I weirdly have a ton of close friends from middle and high school but almost none from college.
watching John Green talk about his buddy from high school who is still his friend and I’m curious, is that common for people on here?
February 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Same. Even earlier than that, actually. Most of my best friends are from elementary school.
Murphy gets it
DHS is shutting down because it refuses to obey the law. They are tear-gassing schools, killing American citizens, and disappearing legal immigrants. Democrats shouldn’t fund an out of control ICE.
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Murphy gets it