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Gregormortis
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Jokes, poetry, trivia, dogs, snacks. Views are my own and do not represent my jobs or dogs. plusgreg everywhere. (he/him) Profile art by Sara McHenry.
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · Jun 19
They should invent a time that is precedented.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 2h
The Return of the King title card
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 2h
Really have to question the intelligence of the person placing ICE recruitment ads into Youtube videos of Colbert monologues.
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 2h
If I ever move out of the Midwest, I have been replaced by a Doppelgreger.
Image of a carton of Halloween Egg Nog from Hiland. Orange carton with two spooky sassy ghosts on it. Also some bats.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 3h
This is real. Chicago today.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah, that is a tear gas canister being fired toward the retreating couple holding the baby
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 3h
It's been too long.
Image of Gordon Ramsey looking down, subtitle reads delicious finally some good finding out
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 3h
I participated in a spelling bee for grown ups and made it to the final two. I misspelled amphitheater, but then the other finalist had to spell it correctly for the win. They should have to spell a fresh word, not steer around my flaming wreckage at the "ampitheater!"
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Spooky Sasquatch @nerdysasquatch.bsky.social · 6h
At a time when billionaires would be all too happy to replace artists with AI slop, I think it's important to celebrate artists like Drew Struzan.

If you've seen a movie poster in the past 30+ years, you've seen something he did. A true master of the craft.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade poster Back To The Future II poster The Thing poster The Muppets Christmas Carol poster
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 3h
That's not exile. That's not even a sabbatical.
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 8h
"IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE SCREAMIN'" sounds like a line from a Turkish movie poster for the Terrifier series.
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monty @montyburns77893.bsky.social · 10h
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 8h
"Ludicrous trend?" Sounding like Ricky GervAIs.
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 8h
Here's the fb post for anyone looking to do the same: www.facebook.com/share/1AtBmG...
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 13h
When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion
weratedogs v 1/5 BORDER PATROC ICE AGENTS KILL DOG DURING UNLAWFUL SEARCH, REFUSE TO RENDER AID, AND LEAVE WITHOUT IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES weratedogs This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE. Unsurprisingly, they did not care enough to help the family as they tried to save him. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place. Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop 14/10 CBP Office of Professional Responsibility: 202-344-1808 JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov El Paso Border Patrol Sector: 915-834-8400 fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso): 915-541-1400 veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 9h
Here's my playlist if it's helpful! open.spotify.com/playlist/6L6...
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 13h
So like, is the manosphere just one giant slimepool of lead psychosis?
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 14h
nearly all the plant-based products we tested had elevated lead levels: vegan powders had 9x as much lead as dairy and 2x as much as beef

though dairy-based powders had the lowest levels, half were still too contaminated for safe daily use

you may be asking: how could this be? well...
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 13h
Jamie is this true? Jamie? Jamie can you check on this? Jamie?
Chet from Weird Science post transformation. A large slimy beast with wide open mouth and remnants of a crew cut hairstyle.
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BOOOOlioraptor, PhD (spooky version) @biblioraptorphd.bsky.social · 1d
Janet saying: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 1d
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 1d
Nice chodescope.
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 1d
Migas no.
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 1d
It is perfect getting a dog weather, Omaha.
Omaha, you will not regret getting a dog.
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 1d
Every time a dog gets adopted from NHS, it opens up space for another pup in need. Can't adopt but want to help? Consider fostering, volunteering, taking a dog on an outing, or simply just spreading the word!
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 1d
NON Ares then.
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 1d
So do the direct deposits for protesting on Saturday just show up as "PAPA SOROS" or is it something clever like "AUNTIE FAE"?
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 1d
The one patch of True Flesh poking out.
Detail of op photo of where they missed a patch of pale, pocked scalp with Trump's usual bronzer.
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Gregormortis @plusgreg.bsky.social · 1d
Being subjected to presidential tariff shakedowns for little treats from overseas is going to honestly move a lot of votes.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 1d
Just had to pay tariffs at the door via check only to UPS. Stupid Trump tariffs. Poor guy had to wait holding my package while I searched for my checkbook to write a check.