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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton
@punzer.bsky.social
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crabby run goon, things of that nature. if "5'8 virgo" had a tulpa. anti-capital collectivism (communist) head of the good monster / run time industrial complex. 📍PDX pfp: @sammy.studio
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · Nov 10
new people are following me:

fuck the police
fuck the democrats
fuck liberals
fuck white people
fuck america
fuck borders l
fuck the troops
fuck the military
fuck the courts
fuck the law
fuck men
fuck the artist
fuck the art
fuck gender
fuck the nuclear family
fuck chocolate chip cookies
fuck RHCP
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 4h
you have congress with a dog ONCE and
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 4h
Purify yourself
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 6h
good monster run monster
it's 51 degrees out it's punzer doing his bits
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 6h
...can I say something without the black lodge getting mad at me?
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 16h
"superman"
The Iron Giant whispering "superman" to himself
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 16h
run time
it's 54 degrees out it's punzer out
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 16h
...sears catalog
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 16h
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 10
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 21h
it’s one thing to hear that trump’s tariffs are making everyday items more expensive, but it’s another to see a 12-rack of modelo for twenty five united states dollars
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1d
We are the sons of the dragulas you couldn't slam in the back of
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 22h
and, on twitter, theres a community note calling this "ragebait" & "intentionally staged video for attention/reaction"

because of course that fucking swamp of assholes is like that.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 1d
I mean let’s be clear: there can be two problems.
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Liberal Currents @liberalcurrents.com · 1d
“The problem with billionaires isn’t that they’re hoarding money that would otherwise pay for a Scandinavian social utopia. It’s that their money has become a source of wildly distorted political power that allows a few men with extremist views to wreak havoc on the rest of us.”
Billionaires Are Hoarding Power, Not Money
Billionaire money has become a source of wildly distorted political power that allows a few men with extremist views to wreak havoc on the rest of us.
www.liberalcurrents.com
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
heck yeah. did 6 miles like they were 5 lol, felt great. I'll probably head out early this evening when I run, do a few extra miles in the great weather
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
good monster run monster
it's 53 degrees out it's punzer doing his bits
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
💪💪🫡🫡
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
run time
it's 56 degrees out it's punzer out
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
No gods
No kings
No chains
No sex in the champagne room
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
I can't fix her, but I do respect that she's doing more to kill Jordan Peterson than any and all of his detractors combined
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
they're not going to seat her and pay no price; Garland 2.0
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
👀👀
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
laying pipe in a god-honoring way
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 1d
continuing adventures in having my name misspelled by employers, friends, family, benefactors and detractors, year 41 of 41
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · Feb 24
Speaking of 1996, I'm reliving the classic mid '00s hit, Mr Welchs List.

the kids don't know. we gotta tell em.

theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html
2550 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG 1 395 1. Cannot base characters off the Who's drummer Keith Moon. 2. A one man band is not an appropriate bard instrument. 3. There is no Gnomish god of heavy artillery. 4. My 7th Sea character Boudreaux is not 'Southern' Montaigne. 5. Not allowed to blow all my skill points on 1pt professional skills. 6. Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan. 7. Not allowed to use psychic powers to do the dishes. 8. How to serve Dragons is not a cookbook. 9. My monk's lips must be in sync. 10. Just because my character and I can speak German, doesn't mean the GM can. 11. Not allowed to berserk for the hell of it, especially during royal masquerades. 12. Must learn at least one offensive or defensive spell if I'm the sorcerer. 13. Must not murder canon NPCs in their sleep, no matter how cliche they are. 14. Ogres are not kosher. 15. Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A. 16. I will not beat Tomb of Horrors in less than 10 minutes from memory. 17. Collateral Damage Man is not an appropriate name for a super hero. 18. When surrendering I am to hand the sword over HILT first. 19. Drow are not good eating. 20. Polka is not appropriate marching music. 21. No longer allowed to recreate the Death Star Trench Run out of genre. 22. There is no such thing as a Gnomish Pygmy War Rhino. 23. Any character who has a sensitivity training center named after him will be taken away. 24. Even if the rules allow it, I am not allowed to summon 50,000 Blue Whales. 25. The green elf does not need food badly. 26. Valley speak has no place in a fantasy setting. Especially if you're the paladin. 27. I am not to shoot every corpse in the head to make sure they aren't a zombie in Twilight 2000. 28. The Goddess' of Marriage chosen weapon is not the whip. 29. I cannot have any gun that requires me to continue the damage code on back. 30. I am not to kill off all the vampires in the LARP, even if they are terminally stupid. 31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time. 32. I cannot buy any animal in groups of 100 or over. 33. There is no such skill as 'improvised cooking' 34. I am not allowed to base any Droid off any character played by Joe Pesci. 35. I am not allowed to convince the entire party to play R2 units. 36. I am not allowed to convince the entire party to sit on the same side of the table. 37. They do not make black market illegal cyberweapons for rodents. 38. When investigating evil cultists not allowed to just torch the decrepit mansion from the outside. 39. Gnomes do not have the racial ability 'can lick their eyebrows' 40. Gnomes do not have the racial ability to hold their breath for 10 minutes. 41. Gnomes do not have the racial ability 'impromptu kickstand' 42. Having a big nose adds nothing to my seduction check. 43. No longer allowed to set nazi propaganda music to a snappy disco beat. 44. Not allowed to spend all 100 character points on 100 1pt skills. 45. My character names are not allowed to be double entendres. 46. Sliver rhymes with silver because the computer frelling says so. 47. They do not make Nair in wookie sizes. 48. The elf is restricted to decaf for the rest of the adventure. 49. Not allowed to blow up the Death Star before that snotty farm kid gets his shot. 50. Not allowed to use thermodynamic science to asphyxiate the orcs' cave instead of exploring it first. 51. No longer allowed to use the time machine for booty calls. 52. My bard does not know how to play Inna Godda Davida on marachas. 53. Not allowed to start a drow character weighing more than a quarter ton. 54. Cannot pimp out other party members.
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 2d
"rolling with that Splinter"
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2d
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 2d
the rapture did happen

we just didn't make the cut
Two bike tires on the ground approximately bike distance apart
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 2d
good monster run monster
it's 48 degrees out it's punzer doing his bits
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