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Rafe
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Not really a rake. 1992 years old, elderly millennial no shame account belongs to and will only interact with adults. if not, stay away! thanks banner is by @khimer.bsky.social in the event of future litigation: do not take anything posted here seriously
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going to celebrating "sit-down-tober" this year
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someone posted "women with well defined six packs, broad shoulders, and big biceps" and i was too busy drooling to read the part where they whined about how it looks manly
the messages in the bible have been perverted over the course of 2,000 years!
funny, i've been alive for only 3 decades and some change, and have managed to be perverted that whole time. where's my speedrun trophy?
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"blood is thicker than water" is just code for "accept the disrespect because they're family"
followup, very important: meatloaf with a sauce, or without?
was hoping one month could pass by without blowing out at least one shoulder, but alas
at least it hurts too much to go out and almost get killed by crazy drivers in that one specific spot, and several other less specific spots ("poors" live there so no one cares enough to do anything, per the city)
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it's spooky season, so on date night you gotta break out the spooky mix for kissy kissy time and "set the mood" right
(proceeds to loop the silver shamrock happy happy halloween song from season of the witch for 2 hours)
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Halloween III Silver Shamrock Commercial
YouTube video by DraculaHasRisen
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she's running for reelection btw
88-year-old congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton is suffering from dementia, says police report filed after she was allegedly scammed out of $4,400
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y'all gotta see this clip where ESPN abruptly deleted the EPSN Bet promo by ripping off the whole bottom bar live because of what they're talking about
yeah, my shoulder is technically inside me.............
for now!
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Google ai says one lentil is 14 calories
i see the word "fantastics" please tell me that this is a new version of that musical, and this is the main cast
who does the toad monster play?
【会見レポート】
FANTASTICS佐藤大樹 主演ドラマ
「仮面の忍者 赤影」

織田信長役にEXILE TAKAHIRO!
役作りで広背筋を鍛える

▼記事本文はこちら🥷
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#仮面の忍者赤影
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i liked how Platner was campaigning and I am prepared to believe a young marine could make literally any stupid mistake. but I don't believe a guy could spend twenty years maturing politically the way he has and not know what a death's head means

www.pressherald.com/2025/10/21/g...
it can be hard to gauge impact of efforts, but that this company was barely profitable (and has relied entirely on selling carbon credits to be considered "profitable" at all since it's car sales aren't enough) means this is not the time to stop rallying against tesla
so, see you on the picket line!
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It's nowhere near as pathetic as caring about cheap Confederate statues erected a century later, but it's just weird if the White House vandalism is the thing you're most upset and outspoken about. Extremely suspect, but whatever if that's what gets you out into the streets.
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With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.

Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
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I love Molly sm and I'm so excited to see where his story will go in the animated series UwU Soon ✨
#criticalrole #criticalrolefanart #tm9 #themightynein #mollymauktealeaf #mollymauk
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and right on queue we move from trying to ratfuck Mamdani out of being elected to trying to sabotage his mayorship before it gets started