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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · May 30
Keith Tools
An edited photo of prime minister and pork loin come to life Keith Starmer where it looks like he’s presenting the cow tools from Gary Larson’s “Cow Tools”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 27m
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A Ryvita Runs Through It
redjolt.bsky.social The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29m
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Local Giro
redjolt.bsky.social The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 31m
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The Hunt for Red Thai Currytober
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 29m
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Local Giro
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The Hunt for Red Thai Currytober
wils.bsky.social Mark @wils.bsky.social · 34m
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They Shoot Findus Beef Lasagnes, Don't They?
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 30m
I would also like to see them
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 31m
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The Hunt for Red Thai Currytober
wils.bsky.social Mark @wils.bsky.social · 34m
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They Shoot Findus Beef Lasagnes, Don't They?
mattzki.bsky.social Mattzki @mattzki.bsky.social · 1h
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Hotdog Day Afternoon
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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 48m
I bet being under a bridge feels so good if you are a troll
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 3h
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 2h
I haven’t!
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 3h
SPONGE
BOB
SPACE
PANTS
acabdriver.bsky.social ⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 7h
2124: we live on a pumpkin orbiting the sun
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · Apr 17
The “I don’t believe in that made up nonsense/so true” meme but the two faces are Reagan and he’s objecting to a global ban on nuclear weapons but super enthusiastic about his dumbass pet project, the strategic defence initiative
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · Apr 14
It’s the people telling Jesus to shut up meme but with Transformers
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 12h
I’m sure it’s technically just as capable as similar and contemporaneous submersibles but anybody who would trust their life to this clown-ass yellow submarine looking motherfucker is a credulous rube
The Star iii submersible formerly operated by the Scripps Institution of Oceanography
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 14h
Rachel I know you think he’s cute and a bit mischievous but basically harmless but I am getting bad vibes off the pumpking, he’s got a ghastly plan that lad
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 14h
I’ve been having a lot of Good Book Experiences™️ this year, it’s nice to find some again isn’t it?
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 14h
SIGH. bsky.app/profile/redj...
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 17h
One point three
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · Feb 21
Cartoon Peter Parker could just give cartoon J Jonah Jameson drawings of spiderman, he wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 20h
They are! And this isn’t even a very interesting one! There are some metal ones not far from here too, and some interestingly shaped ones and one that’s just in the middle of a town.
Thorngumbald Clough high and low lighthouses (metal constructions with little windows for the light) Spurn Point High and Low lighthouses Paull Lighthouse Withernsea Lighthouse and Withernsea
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 20h
This is just up the road from me and was completed in 1669. The “new” lighthouse was completed in 1806!
The old Flamborough lighthouse, a tower made of chalk The new Flamborough lighthouse, a brick tower painted white
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d
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Katie @vimtotime.bsky.social · 1d
Create your own Halloween scene with an Ordnance Survey benchmark & a broken dolly
A doll’s parts in some leaves and a gravestone-like benchmark
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d
“You can’t defeat authoritarianism if you don’t do what you’re told.”
iammrbeat.bsky.social Mr. Beat @iammrbeat.bsky.social · 1d
You cannot defeat authoritarianism with purity tests. If you are actively working to splinter a unified front against authoritarianism, you are the problem.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d
“Blimey!”
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d
“You should try a salads.”
“What’s that?”
“I think it bread and onions.”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d
The best episode is the one where the cow bites Bob because that’s how I found out about Boards of Canada
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