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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo
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I’m sure it’s technically just as capable as similar and contemporaneous submersibles but anybody who would trust their life to this clown-ass yellow submarine looking motherfucker is a credulous rube
Rachel I know you think he’s cute and a bit mischievous but basically harmless but I am getting bad vibes off the pumpking, he’s got a ghastly plan that lad
I’ve been having a lot of Good Book Experiences™️ this year, it’s nice to find some again isn’t it?
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Cartoon Peter Parker could just give cartoon J Jonah Jameson drawings of spiderman, he wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.
They are! And this isn’t even a very interesting one! There are some metal ones not far from here too, and some interestingly shaped ones and one that’s just in the middle of a town.
This is just up the road from me and was completed in 1669. The “new” lighthouse was completed in 1806!
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Create your own Halloween scene with an Ordnance Survey benchmark & a broken dolly
“You can’t defeat authoritarianism if you don’t do what you’re told.”
You cannot defeat authoritarianism with purity tests. If you are actively working to splinter a unified front against authoritarianism, you are the problem.
“You should try a salads.”
“What’s that?”
“I think it bread and onions.”
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The best episode is the one where the cow bites Bob because that’s how I found out about Boards of Canada
Introduced Davey to Weebl and Bob with the best episode that as far as I can tell is actually available on YouTube:
That’s fine they don’t really need that L
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As much as it probably upsets people my least favourite is spaghetti but solely on the basis that I’ve never had a spaghetti dish that wasn’t better with tagliatelle.
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
My mum and dad were in Poland early last month and the postcard they sent Davey arrived today 🙃
You might be tempted to point out that the title should come after the name but that’s because I didn’t think of that half of the joke until it was already too late.
Gelfling Supervisor is actually her name, her job title is Wendy Widener and FRoUD is a professional title (Fellow of the Royal University of Danger)