The Merciless Presents of Quetzlzacatejimbo
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I have come to break the oak. To shatter the brittle tree. (he/him) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Pinned
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RM: “You can track it when we’ve delivered it and not before.”
Me: “Well then what’s the point of tracking it?”
RM: “Go fuck yourself.”
Me: “But I…”
RM: “Cunt.”
Me: “Well then what’s the point of tracking it?”
RM: “Go fuck yourself.”
Me: “But I…”
RM: “Cunt.”
September 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
RM: “You can track it when we’ve delivered it and not before.”
Me: “Well then what’s the point of tracking it?”
RM: “Go fuck yourself.”
Me: “But I…”
RM: “Cunt.”
Me: “Well then what’s the point of tracking it?”
RM: “Go fuck yourself.”
Me: “But I…”
RM: “Cunt.”
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Royal Mail: “We’ve got your parcel would you like to track it?”
Me: “ooh, yes please.”
Royal Mail: “No.”
Me: “ooh, yes please.”
Royal Mail: “No.”
September 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Royal Mail: “We’ve got your parcel would you like to track it?”
Me: “ooh, yes please.”
Royal Mail: “No.”
Me: “ooh, yes please.”
Royal Mail: “No.”
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Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console
My dummy:
My dummy:
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console
My dummy:
My dummy:
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Tribunal: *finds that Sandie Peggie harassed Dr Beth Upton*
British Press: Hahaha no, that's not the story we already decided we like, they must have said it wrong, we'll just say the opposite thing happened ☺️
British Press: Hahaha no, that's not the story we already decided we like, they must have said it wrong, we'll just say the opposite thing happened ☺️
#C4News went above & beyond, reporting:
"a nurse has won a harassment claim against Dr Beth Upton."
No she didn't. NHS FIFE harassed her, not Upton.
This is almost defamatory, & they mentioned none of the dismissed parts or the implications for trans women in SS spaces. I complained to Ofcom.
"a nurse has won a harassment claim against Dr Beth Upton."
No she didn't. NHS FIFE harassed her, not Upton.
This is almost defamatory, & they mentioned none of the dismissed parts or the implications for trans women in SS spaces. I complained to Ofcom.
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Tribunal: *finds that Sandie Peggie harassed Dr Beth Upton*
British Press: Hahaha no, that's not the story we already decided we like, they must have said it wrong, we'll just say the opposite thing happened ☺️
British Press: Hahaha no, that's not the story we already decided we like, they must have said it wrong, we'll just say the opposite thing happened ☺️
This is supposed to be a person with their arm in a sling but all I saw was:
December 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
This is supposed to be a person with their arm in a sling but all I saw was:
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It took me a long time but I’ve finally tracked down the best meme I’ve ever made.
September 19, 2024 at 2:40 PM
It took me a long time but I’ve finally tracked down the best meme I’ve ever made.
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He’s ashking for pings
He’s shpilling his tea
He’s shailing to Maine
In a big shubmarine
Marko Ramiush is coming to town
He’s shpilling his tea
He’s shailing to Maine
In a big shubmarine
Marko Ramiush is coming to town
He's orange and gross
He's building a wall
He's senile and vain
He's grabbing them all
Donnie Trump is coming, the clown.
He's building a wall
He's senile and vain
He's grabbing them all
Donnie Trump is coming, the clown.
He's slandered your sauce
He's fingered your pud
He's fondled your meat
He says it's no good
Gregg Wallace is coming to town
He's fingered your pud
He's fondled your meat
He says it's no good
Gregg Wallace is coming to town
December 14, 2024 at 9:56 PM
He’s ashking for pings
He’s shpilling his tea
He’s shailing to Maine
In a big shubmarine
Marko Ramiush is coming to town
He’s shpilling his tea
He’s shailing to Maine
In a big shubmarine
Marko Ramiush is coming to town
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Simone Segouin aka Nicole Minet, is one of the most iconic French Resistance fighters, partly (or largely) to the photograph of her published in Life magazine. Far more than an iconic photo though, Simone began, typically, as a messenger and soon moved into the world of blowing up trains. Classic.
December 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Simone Segouin aka Nicole Minet, is one of the most iconic French Resistance fighters, partly (or largely) to the photograph of her published in Life magazine. Far more than an iconic photo though, Simone began, typically, as a messenger and soon moved into the world of blowing up trains. Classic.
My legs hurt
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My legs hurt
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
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If I were a Mothman
Flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flap
All day long I’d flappy flappy flap
If I were a LIGHTBULB GET THE LIGHTBULB RUB MY FACE ON THE LIGHTBULB I MUST DUST UP THE LIGHTBULB SURRENDER YOUR SECRETS TO MOTHMAAAAN
Flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flap
All day long I’d flappy flappy flap
If I were a LIGHTBULB GET THE LIGHTBULB RUB MY FACE ON THE LIGHTBULB I MUST DUST UP THE LIGHTBULB SURRENDER YOUR SECRETS TO MOTHMAAAAN
July 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If I were a Mothman
Flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flap
All day long I’d flappy flappy flap
If I were a LIGHTBULB GET THE LIGHTBULB RUB MY FACE ON THE LIGHTBULB I MUST DUST UP THE LIGHTBULB SURRENDER YOUR SECRETS TO MOTHMAAAAN
Flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flappy flap
All day long I’d flappy flappy flap
If I were a LIGHTBULB GET THE LIGHTBULB RUB MY FACE ON THE LIGHTBULB I MUST DUST UP THE LIGHTBULB SURRENDER YOUR SECRETS TO MOTHMAAAAN
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It’s-a me: 3.6 Roentgen per hour! It’s-a not-a great but it’s-a not so bad, it’s a nice-a rate, ah shaddapa you face.
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It’s-a me: 3.6 Roentgen per hour! It’s-a not-a great but it’s-a not so bad, it’s a nice-a rate, ah shaddapa you face.
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Read this and then decide if it sits right with you that the headline used on the BBC's breaking news article for this is "Partial victory for nurse in NHS trans changing room row".
Decision in the Sandie Peggie case.
She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...
She was not directly or indirectly discriminated against, her claim of victimisation fails entirely, her claim of harassment fails largely and her claim against Beth Upton fails entirely. www.judiciary.uk/judgments/sa...
Sandie Peggie -v- Fife Health Board and another (judgment and summary) - Courts and Tribunals Judiciary
Case number: 4104864/2024 Employment Tribunal, Scotland 8 December 2025 Before: Employment Judge A KempTribunal Member L BrownTribunal Member C Russell Between: Mrs Sandie Peggie -v- Fife Health Board...
www.judiciary.uk
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Read this and then decide if it sits right with you that the headline used on the BBC's breaking news article for this is "Partial victory for nurse in NHS trans changing room row".
I’ve been curious about buying a pair of proper jeans from a proper grown up company now I’ve lost all this weight but obviously price gives me pause but I’ve found a pair of black Levi’s on vinted for eleven (11) pounds (£)???
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’ve been curious about buying a pair of proper jeans from a proper grown up company now I’ve lost all this weight but obviously price gives me pause but I’ve found a pair of black Levi’s on vinted for eleven (11) pounds (£)???
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Let me say something nice to you to make myself feel better
Hey I used to do a thing on twitter where I’d ask people if they wanted me to say something nice to them and fuck twitter but let’s bring that over here. Would any of you like me to say something nice to you?
February 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Let me say something nice to you to make myself feel better
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The tribunal who ruled on the transphobic nurse have stated unequivocally that trans women pose no more risk to cis women than other cis women.
AS ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY LOOKS AT ALL THE AVAILABLE STATS WOULD KNOW.
AS ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY LOOKS AT ALL THE AVAILABLE STATS WOULD KNOW.
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The tribunal who ruled on the transphobic nurse have stated unequivocally that trans women pose no more risk to cis women than other cis women.
AS ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY LOOKS AT ALL THE AVAILABLE STATS WOULD KNOW.
AS ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY LOOKS AT ALL THE AVAILABLE STATS WOULD KNOW.
I have nearly finished organising my non-fiction section!
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I have nearly finished organising my non-fiction section!
MY IRON SULTANATE TEAM ARE ON THE WAY!!!! 🎉
December 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
MY IRON SULTANATE TEAM ARE ON THE WAY!!!! 🎉
This reminds me of the time I heard some gammon at the pub describe striking workers as “cutting off the hand that feeds your face”.
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
This reminds me of the time I heard some gammon at the pub describe striking workers as “cutting off the hand that feeds your face”.
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Young person who Rory Stewart thinks was responsible for their actions and should not be forgiven: 15yo Shamima Begum
Young person who Rory Stewart thinks was not responsible for their actions and should be forgiven: 18yo Nigel Farage.
Young person who Rory Stewart thinks was not responsible for their actions and should be forgiven: 18yo Nigel Farage.
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Young person who Rory Stewart thinks was responsible for their actions and should not be forgiven: 15yo Shamima Begum
Young person who Rory Stewart thinks was not responsible for their actions and should be forgiven: 18yo Nigel Farage.
Young person who Rory Stewart thinks was not responsible for their actions and should be forgiven: 18yo Nigel Farage.
Do you want because et cetera
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Do you want because et cetera