The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo
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…but you can call me Jim. (he/him) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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I once dreamed up a storyline (like it literally came to me in a dream) where Reed was invisible for a whole episode after using some super-strength “vanishing cream” and they just had glasses and a cigar floating on strings, and it was all a conceit for him being in court and otherwise unavailable
I’m sure I’ve said this before but if you were to remake Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace but like, not deliberately corny, it would be genuinely good and genuinely scary horror television.
February 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I once dreamed up a storyline (like it literally came to me in a dream) where Reed was invisible for a whole episode after using some super-strength “vanishing cream” and they just had glasses and a cigar floating on strings, and it was all a conceit for him being in court and otherwise unavailable
I’m sure I’ve said this before but if you were to remake Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace but like, not deliberately corny, it would be genuinely good and genuinely scary horror television.
February 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I’m sure I’ve said this before but if you were to remake Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace but like, not deliberately corny, it would be genuinely good and genuinely scary horror television.
I don’t know if it would fit me but it’s like a fiver and it’s GOLD 😬
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I don’t know if it would fit me but it’s like a fiver and it’s GOLD 😬
The only machine that AI has beaten in terms of efficiency at achieving a goal is the Therac 25
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The only machine that AI has beaten in terms of efficiency at achieving a goal is the Therac 25
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Tiresome teachers with no personality everywhere: “I don’t know, CAN YOU??”
May 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Tiresome teachers with no personality everywhere: “I don’t know, CAN YOU??”
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![A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwqmtoy5uzacqe3bt5ib44oo/bafkreidsxaapkreaeus7oqavtvgeqb6u6jnd57gcutdxtcw4mgluiszimi@jpeg)
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Europeans think all the random loot in Fallout is because of a nuclear war but America is just like that. Yesterday, I found a rocket launcher looking for my phone charger.
Fuck a morning coffee, this picture is enough to jolt me awake
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Europeans think all the random loot in Fallout is because of a nuclear war but America is just like that. Yesterday, I found a rocket launcher looking for my phone charger.
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I've never wanted something to flop harder than this fucking misbegotten television show for transphobic 42-year-olds
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I've never wanted something to flop harder than this fucking misbegotten television show for transphobic 42-year-olds
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Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.
Hell yeah
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Hell yeah
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My sister once asked my mum “what can you make out of earwax and elbow grease?”
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 4:06 PM
My sister once asked my mum “what can you make out of earwax and elbow grease?”
My back is killing me today and I guarantee you it’s stress
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
My back is killing me today and I guarantee you it’s stress
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Now if only we could explain his own proportions:
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Now if only we could explain his own proportions:
Henry VIII is the only person who can explain the proportions of a space marine
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Henry VIII is the only person who can explain the proportions of a space marine
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
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Some highlights from my kids include:
Is there Christmas in heaven?
How does my brain work?
Why do people have babies?
Why do people *want* babies?
Who invented money?
Why is our house here?
Gay is so much easier than those
Is there Christmas in heaven?
How does my brain work?
Why do people have babies?
Why do people *want* babies?
Who invented money?
Why is our house here?
Gay is so much easier than those
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Some highlights from my kids include:
Is there Christmas in heaven?
How does my brain work?
Why do people have babies?
Why do people *want* babies?
Who invented money?
Why is our house here?
Gay is so much easier than those
Is there Christmas in heaven?
How does my brain work?
Why do people have babies?
Why do people *want* babies?
Who invented money?
Why is our house here?
Gay is so much easier than those
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Society: btw if you’re a woman you’re responsible for everything especially all domestic labour and how everyone around you feels
Autistic women: oh ok, well I’ll make sure to constantly try to manage those things then
Society: wow look at this high strung controlling bitch lol
Autistic women: oh ok, well I’ll make sure to constantly try to manage those things then
Society: wow look at this high strung controlling bitch lol
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Society: btw if you’re a woman you’re responsible for everything especially all domestic labour and how everyone around you feels
Autistic women: oh ok, well I’ll make sure to constantly try to manage those things then
Society: wow look at this high strung controlling bitch lol
Autistic women: oh ok, well I’ll make sure to constantly try to manage those things then
Society: wow look at this high strung controlling bitch lol
I feel like aaaaaaabsolute shite today
February 10, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I feel like aaaaaaabsolute shite today
Age verification? I watched the Chuckle Brothers’ game show.
Age verification? I used a fax at work
Age verification? I remember Bohemian Rhapsody’ being Christmas No 1.
February 10, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Age verification? I watched the Chuckle Brothers’ game show.
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I can confirm that you /should/ trust at lizajae dot bluesky dot social because look
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Thanks that’s very concise
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Thanks that’s very concise
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