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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · May 30

Keith Tools

An edited photo of prime minister and pork loin come to life Keith Starmer where it looks like he’s presenting the cow tools from Gary Larson’s “Cow Tools”

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · Apr 17

The “I don’t believe in that made up nonsense/so true” meme but the two faces are Reagan and he’s objecting to a global ban on nuclear weapons but super enthusiastic about his dumbass pet project, the strategic defence initiative

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · Apr 14

It’s the people telling Jesus to shut up meme but with Transformers

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 2h

I’m sure it’s technically just as capable as similar and contemporaneous submersibles but anybody who would trust their life to this clown-ass yellow submarine looking motherfucker is a credulous rube

The Star iii submersible formerly operated by the Scripps Institution of Oceanography

The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 4h

Rachel I know you think he’s cute and a bit mischievous but basically harmless but I am getting bad vibes off the pumpking, he’s got a ghastly plan that lad

The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve been having a lot of Good Book Experiences™️ this year, it’s nice to find some again isn’t it?

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 4h

SIGH. bsky.app/profile/redj...

The Verge @theverge.com · 8h

Meet Mico, Microsoft’s AI version of Clippy

Copilot now has its own virtual character for its voice mode.

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 7h

One point three

tutti @tuttigachimuchi.bsky.social · 1d

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · Feb 21

Cartoon Peter Parker could just give cartoon J Jonah Jameson drawings of spiderman, he wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 10h

They are! And this isn’t even a very interesting one! There are some metal ones not far from here too, and some interestingly shaped ones and one that’s just in the middle of a town.

Thorngumbald Clough high and low lighthouses (metal constructions with little windows for the light)

The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 10h

This is just up the road from me and was completed in 1669. The “new” lighthouse was completed in 1806!

The old Flamborough lighthouse, a tower made of chalk

The new Flamborough lighthouse, a brick tower painted white

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 16h

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Katie @vimtotime.bsky.social · 18h

Create your own Halloween scene with an Ordnance Survey benchmark & a broken dolly

A doll’s parts in some leaves and a gravestone-like benchmark

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d

“You can’t defeat authoritarianism if you don’t do what you’re told.”

Mr. Beat @iammrbeat.bsky.social · 1d

You cannot defeat authoritarianism with purity tests. If you are actively working to splinter a unified front against authoritarianism, you are the problem.

The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d

“Blimey!”

The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d

“You should try a salads.”
“What’s that?”
“I think it bread and onions.”

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d

The best episode is the one where the cow bites Bob because that’s how I found out about Boards of Canada

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d

Introduced Davey to Weebl and Bob with the best episode that as far as I can tell is actually available on YouTube:

A screenshot from Weebl and Bob episode “Lurgie”. Bob has the bumeyes.

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d

That’s fine they don’t really need that L

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · Jan 24

BBC “News” item, “Would you make a good traitor? Take our quiz”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d

As much as it probably upsets people my least favourite is spaghetti but solely on the basis that I’ve never had a spaghetti dish that wasn’t better with tagliatelle.

actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 1d

a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape

The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d

My mum and dad were in Poland early last month and the postcard they sent Davey arrived today 🙃

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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d

You might be tempted to point out that the title should come after the name but that’s because I didn’t think of that half of the joke until it was already too late.

The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 1d

Gelfling Supervisor is actually her name, her job title is Wendy Widener and FRoUD is a professional title (Fellow of the Royal University of Danger)

Flannel: Dead and Loving it @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 1d

Gelfling Supervisor

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