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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 6h

Also your gay friends

Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 8h

I just found out that a very random little band I like is playing at a theater very close to me next month, but I don't $60-for-a-ticket-like like them. 😢😩

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 8h

Did you see the South Park episode with her in it? Now it's all I can think of lol

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 1d

Plastic skeletons have a very high carbon footprint, so over Halloween, stick with hanging out the bones of those who wronged you.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 15h

Yep. TNR works. I should probably TNR these new kids. I think this group is a young mother cat and her litter. :/

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 15h

Was the pants thing because of religion or what??

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 15h

Earlier this year, my upstairs neighbor found a home for the 2 nice outdoor kitties that used to hang around our building. Well, just like clockwork, guess what happened...there are new cats hanging around and they're feral af. 😩🤬

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 15h

I didn't know this until I worked at the shelter, but there are studies that show that taking outdoor/community cats out of their territory doesn't work for population control because new cats will just move in.

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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 3d

"The World of the Dark Crystal" documentary (1983, 1 hour) is available for free on Youtube.
>> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 1d

I have questions.

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 1d

Ope

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Sweasel von Trapped in Montresor's Cellars @irritatingly.gay · 2d

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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpoc AA @tansy.bsky.social · 20d

Finally, autism has arrived

A happy little puppy jumping out of a leaf pile with maple, oak and birch leaves! A surprised woolly bear caterpillar is also going flying. The puppy has a pumpkin on his head and his paws are against his cheeks in delight and excitement. Around him are the words IT'S FINALLY AUTISM!

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 2d

Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man

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Nate Patrin @natepatrin.bsky.social · 2d

things bullets say

Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · 2d

Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 2d

Just FYI the Beyond Beef people make pizza pockets now

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 2d

Sell those bitches lol

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 2d

Probably more than I'm getting from my current employer

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 2d

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 2d

Turned down a job that wanted to hire me because it wouldn't be a good fit. Knowing my luck, this other gig I interviewed for that I do want, will probably turn me down. 😩

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 3d

my father (a retired white engineer who has been in oklahoma for 40 years) is my weathervane for what normal people who just watch the news periodically think, and he was like “so, they want to call the guard out on a bunch of kids wearing frog suits? is that true?”, the admin is losing the PR war

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

WELKER: Are you looking at invoking the Insurrection Act?

VANCE: We have to remember we are talking about this bc crime has gotten out of control

W: Crime is down in both Chicago & Portland

V: Crime is down bc they are so overwhelmed at the local level they are not even keeping stats properly

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 3d

I'm so awkward during job interviews I'm not actually sure how I've managed to get employment at any point sometimes lol.

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 3d

Pumpkin... ganache??

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 4d

Same. 🤷🏼‍♀️