Ricardo Autobahn
@ricardoautobahn.co.uk
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From (in order of height): The Cuban Boys, Rikki & Daz, Eurovision 2006, Spray, Helen Love, Pound Shop Boys amongst others. ALFsplaining: @alfsplaining.bsky.social https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg0GIhxvZitldPsZKvgmbIylxanx9rLP1&si=b7B6AM8jfRI_Xar6
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Whoever he is* this John Matthews character is a skilled composer and producer of music for any situation. Here's Hacker T. Dog to tell you all about it.

*It's me! Get in touch why don't you?

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JOHN MATTHEWS - PRODUCTION and LIBRARY MUSIC SHOWREEL 2024
YouTube video by SPRAY
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spraypopmusic.com
Live and direct tonite from the legendary Golden Lion in Todmorden. Be there!

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zackpolanski.bsky.social
Greens growing. Reform ratttled.

PS - I changed my name back to my family's original Jewish name because I'm proud of being Jewish. If Tice think that makes me a weirdo, I think that makes him an antisemite.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
Tice "green party leader Zack Polanski is a weirdo. Changed his name, claimed hypnosis could increase women's breast size, thinks me should compete in women's sport, thinks women can have a penis. Other than that he's fine. Vote Green. Get weirdo."
ricardoautobahn.co.uk
Please pay strict heed to this fine consumer.
miketyl.bsky.social
If you do go he’ll try to sell you a t shirt. Several times. In fairness they are good t shirts and probably worth getting.
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"The Royal Highness King Salmon" is great.
gralefrit.bsky.social
Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.
What an incredible experience, getting to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty's generosity. I'll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon. upon further reflection, there is a small part of me that feels I sent the wrong message, regarding the Riyahd Comedy Festival last night. While, I do think it's important for comedy to have the opportunity to thrive in all parts of the globe, there are some aspects of The Royal Highness, King Salmon and his leadership in the region that i don't agree with entirely, but it's a different culture when it comes to freedom and rights and I gotta respect that we are all different and have different values. My manager is now investigating the possibility of donating some of my fee to a charity for Vetrans of War.
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Be like these too-cool-for-school smashers and come and see @spraypopmusic.com at the legendary Golden Lion in Todmorden TONIGHT! A fine evening of entertainment, anecdotes, technical peril and general chaos.

Have a pint with me!

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jimmeruk.bsky.social
Someone on the train is straight-up eating a block of butter.
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alfsplaining.bsky.social
Tomorrow on ALFsplaining:

📺 ALF gets bonked on the noggin!
📺 ALF runs Cosmique Cosmetics!
📺 Brian takes up golf!
📺 Kate and Willie play chess!

Can we explain any of this?

Find out tomorrow at open.spotify.com/show/5PqNWGR...
or
linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
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outonbluesix.bsky.social
It really is time that we 'reclaimed' Rainbow and rescued poor old Geoffrey and Zippy from all of those tedious drugs, sex and moderately rude word jokes - and here's @ricardoautobahn.co.uk to explain exactly why we should...

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Great bunch of lads.
deathofbuckley.bsky.social
You’re all wrong. I was, in fact, on a night out with @benbaker.bsky.social 🤣 watching @spraypopmusic.com x
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spraypopmusic.com
A snippet of Pink Pony Club from last night in Manchester. TONIGHT, Sheffield, tomorrow Todmorden.

snd.click/@sprayontour
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oddthisday.bsky.social
It was, if the spirit of Iain Banks will forgive me, the day the pope exploded

Or, to be strictly accurate, today is the 67th anniversary of the day a botched embalming saw Pius XII’s rotting torso break open while he was lying in state

(Yes, sorry*. This thread is disgusting)

(*Well, kind of)
Papal Swiss guards in costumes – and especially helmets – that could have come from the 1980 Flash Gordon film flanking the dead body of Pope Pius XII in a big, posh room in a palace in Rome. The pope is covered in plastic, in a way that suggests he has been inexpertly shrink-wrapped. This will be explained later
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snathe.bsky.social
This was, and indeed is, magnificent.
spraypopmusic.com
A snippet of Pink Pony Club from last night in Manchester. TONIGHT, Sheffield, tomorrow Todmorden.

snd.click/@sprayontour
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heresy.bsky.social
in the first hours after the ceasefire was started and people walked over to their destroyed houses over 100 skeletal remains were found just lying in the streets.
the skeletal remains of a Palestinian lying in the streets of gaza, found in the hours following the ceasefire