sarah
@sablaah.bsky.social
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that’s front row amy to you
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grantbrisbee.bsky.social
when you check on your client's 401(k) and everything is on track and also you've hit a go-ahead home run.
Andrew Vaughn, looking less like a baseball player and more like a friendly neighbor than anyone in recent memory.
sablaah.bsky.social
retracting this. was just having a little fun. sorry
sablaah.bsky.social
say “bananaball” again. say “bananaball” again, I dare you
sablaah.bsky.social
he looks like if mark few lived in the tiktok hype house
sablaah.bsky.social
that’s right 😎
sablaah.bsky.social
Me when my team scores a home run: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me when the opposing team immediately scores a home run: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
sablaah.bsky.social
les misiorowskiables
sablaah.bsky.social
saw two does and a buck grazing in the nature preserve today. nice
a doe just hanging out in front of me and my phone a doe peering through the foliage at me A buck raising his head toward the sun amidst a bunch of tall native plants
sablaah.bsky.social
that is exactly why I’ve been calling him “brat” simpson!
sablaah.bsky.social
having a routine with your spouse is so important. for example: my husband and I have a fun once a month(ish) ritual where I step out of the bathroom and announce “I figured out why I was so bent out of shape yesterday!”
sablaah.bsky.social
so close! 🩷 that’s actually the grink
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Nicole Kidman stuns for Vogue.
sablaah.bsky.social
once you have viewed every adonis in the archives (recommended), it may interest you to know i do this as well with “beautiful brown dog.”
a search for 

from:sablaah.bsky.social “beautiful brown dog”

yielding many results of my beautiful brown dog Kermit
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
sablaah.bsky.social
I think the change is chopped. and cringe
sablaah.bsky.social
this AI video may look like absolute shit, but it confirms my worldview so I like it 😀
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sablaah.bsky.social
I shouldn’t have to see D*ve P*rtnoy on my television screen. It’s that simple.
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
i am prepared to restructure society in any way necessary that prevents me from ever having to see a video clip of the hooting shaved ape pat mcafee
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joparkerbear.bsky.social
Got really high and realized this is actually about the Democratic Party
joparkerbear.bsky.social
In every single episode, the Scooby Doo gang discover a human is behind the mystery, not ghosts or mummies or whatever. Yet they begin each new case believing the villain is a supernatural being. Every time. Not once do they say “maybe it’s an old man like last time”
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tvmojoe.bsky.social
This story has been picked up by multiple news outlets, including the Chicago Tribune and the Fox-owned station in the city.

You know which Chicago outlet doesn't appear to have a story about this on its website?

Brockman's employer, @wgntv.com

WGN's owner? Nexstar
heartlandsignal.bsky.social
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.