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party game designer/shitpost historian/writer/gaming himbo/MBMBaM heely guy/your maybe future 78th favorite pro wrestler. He/Him [email protected] @samgreszes on hive and twitter discord: robotsfightingdinosaurs

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · Mar 12

The game I made is available NOW! It's a party game based on brainwormed internet discourse, which means it's perfect for bluesky users who are disgusted with themselves for missing the terrible debates they had on twitter. Get it before I sell out!

Store — Die On This Hill

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 2h

i will not hear elf bowling slander, that shit was fun and that was enough back then

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 2h

this one got an audible laugh

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 2h

"he's got a bear carcass in there, a moose, couple of tigers, two dolphins. so i ask him, 'what's with all these rotting animal corpses?' suddenly he turns all white, starts screaming: you're alive???"

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 2h

fuck this is so good

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Pikmin’s Model @zaaack.bsky.social · 2h

"he keeps telling me he'll never get the shot, it isn't safe he says, but after one night together he started begging: please, please shoot me"

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 2h

All's I'm saying is, that when he invited me out to hang out with bears in Central Park, he shoulda been more specific!

rodney dangerfield with his arms outstretched looking aghast

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 2h

It was a cat. The corpse is that of a fish.

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 3h

incredible timeline convergence here

a nintendo repost of an espurr looking into the middle distance, followed by a post by mads with an umamusume character doing the same

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 3h

rick steves i was familiar with your game but i was not familiar with this specific part of your game

Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social · 5h

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Last June, more than 5 million Americans joined #NoKings rallies across the country, protesting President Trump's authoritarianism. And this Saturday, with your help, it's going to be even bigger and better.

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 3h

yeah like, lot to be afraid of with AI but specifically the worry that it'll make a larger portion of the internet slop is something that like, i am simply not concerned about since yeah, any internet user rn will be used to it

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 3h

the internet has not been a series of tubes for at least 15 years, it really is a big truck you just dump something on, and the majority of its users either know how to navigate the slop, or just stick to reading shit on MSN or another relatively trustworthy aggregator

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 3h

maybe an unpopular opinion but like, i don't think this is a big deal given how the internet has worked since 2010. any writer will tell you they've been plagiarized by at least a dozen backlink slopsites, each connected to 10000 other sites that get 10 views a day, selling ads on each

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 5h

Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 3h

this is a Sign Of Something Changing

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 5h

"What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?"

Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 4h

this was one of the better games of its year, and it does things with the time loop genre and the expectations of its players that nobody else has even come close to doing. i'm so glad it was successful enough to get an adaptation

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 4h

WAIT, THEY MADE A GNOSIA ANIME? Holy shit dude

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molly ✨ @brat.fm · 6h

this shit had 20 year old molly hooting and hollering and pounding on her desk

Great art on Bluesky @art.feediverse.org · 6h

Composition with Blue, 1937 #neoplasticism #mondrian

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 6h

if you are or know the people paid to make these clips i would love to talk to you and ask what the absolute fuck the brief was

Game Developers Conference @officialgdc.bsky.social · 12h

🎮 PIXELS → POWER-UPS → PURE MAGIC ✨
Next week changes everything.
GDC Festival of Gaming 2026 registration launches!

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 5h

it's not like i'm not in edgy gcs!!! i play fantasy football!!!!! i am a GAMER!!!!!!!! but like, again, if any of those leaked, it'd be "damn it's kinda embarrassing how much of an idiot that guy is" not "damn im never talking to that guy again, what a sick, hateful individual"

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 5h

i saw some people on twitter saying "i mean this is bad but haven't we all said incredibly horrific shit in the group chat" and like? no? actually? not at all?

onion person @junlper.beer · 11h

these people know how extreme they are

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 12h

it didn't even help, those groups are plentiful, and most of them directed people to signal chats where people can organize, grab whistles, and oversee things, what a strange thing to brag about lmao

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 12h

the fact that they're bragging about getting a facebook group for ice sightings removed is pretty telling. "i spilled my jice"-ass justice department

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Design Room @designroom.bsky.social · 16h

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We are live! Welcome to Design Room, a new independent games media site.

• We specialize in oral histories like the Final Fantasy 7 and Street Fighter 2 ones I (@mattleone.bsky.social) did at Polygon
• Our first big story is on Shadow of the Colossus: bit.ly/4hjwz8n
• See more: designroom.site

Design Room

Video game oral histories

designroom.site

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 14h

maybe i'm an optimist but i am going to read this as someone doing an incredible riff

James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 17h

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 14h

the jump stars series was one of the best games i've ever played. jump ultimate stars for the ds had like, thousands of different characters from every single anime. then they made one for the ps4 and it just wasn't as fun when it wasn't 2d sprites

madeline @mads.haus · 1d

the Bleach DS fighting games by Treasure were legitimately great. I took them both everywhere on my Lite. the online was pretty active, and the card mechanic was novel. plus - tons of fan service and unlockables.

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Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social · 1d

Man. I Haven’t heard such a sad story involving Mariners on the Great Lakes since the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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