The Dependable 92 🔒
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"I knew the way you know about a good melon"
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The cider press is in a semi-open building perfect for watching the fresh cider pour out
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Sally's is a seasonal, family-owned stand and they had a 2yo helping (getting in the way) dispense the cider into jugs
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Fresh cider really is unbeatable. Apparently they sterilize it with UV light instead of pasteurizing it
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Got some fresh squeezed apple cider from Sally's cider press (literally finishing the day's squeezing while we were there) and as always- tastes like liquid sunshine
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I cannot count the times my dad said that to me
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Dreamed we were all "posting" on "social media" that was really more of a low budget Survivor type show filmed on a nondescript east coast beach. The crew was pinning our posts on index cards onto a beach cafe type structure. One of you had the handle "ZONING REFORM NOW"
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What are your autumn movies? These are mine but I need more

[  ] Over the Garden Wall 
[  ] Knives Out
[  ] Poirot Hallowe'en Party
[  ] When Harry Met Sally
[  ] You've Got Mail
[  ] Clue
[  ] Fantastic Mr Fox
[  ] Coco
[  ] It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
[  ] Charlie's Brown Thanksgiving
[  ] First Thanksgiving Charlie Brown
[  ] The curious creations of Christine McConnell 
[  ] Arsenic and Old Lace
[  ] Halloweentown
[  ] Heathers
sareslay.bsky.social
was trying to remember the name of this movie so i can look for it at the movie store
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Though tbf a walking taco has only vague resemblance to a normal taco
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i do not want my posts to go viral
i want my posts to give my thirty or so Bluesky friends a good chuckle
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At the giant eagle i always go and look at the Discount Shelf - today they had "walking tamales" which sound awful. It's basically masa and fillings in a plastic pouch. Very excited to try them.
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Giant eagle checkout staff love to move like they're underwater, or dead
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Standing in line at the WORST giant eagle, reflecting on how wegmans is going to eat them for lunch
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Pittsburgh should just get a little labeled bubble on all these maps
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This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.
Cultural Regions of the US
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i definitely think of bugs bunny
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i think the nfl is just going with what's likely to be popular with the Youths
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i had never heard of bad bunny til i started taking classes with gen z kids and let me tell you they LOVE him
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The point was to entertain kids and teach them very specific lessons like "be thankful to God for what you have"