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🔩Joan

@screwedjoan.bsky.social

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Rock and Roll enthusiast. Political observer leftist. Trans Bisexual Stoner Disaster Dyke. Yes, I am flirting with you. Don’t be a dick. She/Her. 🔞🔞🔞Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Abolish ICE 🐦 Go Seahawks

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 19m

is this even a theory when cruise was in the terrible mummy reboot

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 25m

opting to not use Goldfinger’s “Superman” for the end scene/jump to credits kept this movie from being truly great. i don’t care how obvious it is it worked fucking wonders for Iron man 2008

michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 39m

the new Superman movie is pretty solid but it's unbelievable cowardice to come so close to making a Superman who listens to 90s ska and then back down

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 27m

having a perfect cock does make up for a lot i can confirm

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 44m

it’s actually incredibly easy to get your date to split the check if you aren’t a complete dipshit, you just keep fucking up

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 45m

do you think putting “base” in scare quotes is doing something here i am genuinely asking

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 46m

i might stare at this for a full hour this is majestic

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 48m

you can instantly create an entire DnD campaign that you aren’t invested in that has no ability to hold anyone’s interest. and instantly create art for your dnd characters you don’t care about enough to draw. it’s a revolution in expressing yourself towards things you don’t really care much about

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 53m

it’s starting to get very frustrating that people are convincing themselves no it can’t possibly be eugenics they’re intentionally causing all this death for. they’re dumdums. they simply don’t believe aids or covid exist

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 1h

my god, her psychokinesis is unmatched!

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 1h

yeah they mostly just want the legally segregated underclass they couldn’t give two shits about utopianism

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 21h

*attempting to get into the governor’s mansion where i grew up* mamdani’s a total mansionfag

Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 1d

[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]

Andrew Cuomo tweet:

@ZohranKMamdani's "plan" provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while @ZohranKMamdani the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 1h

at the clinic because my arms keep falling asleep in increasingly distressing ways when i sleep and i’m paranoid as fuck i have Arm Disease or whatever

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 16h

being a dipshit in coop games is one of the great joys in life

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 16h

cannot stop laughing at this

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 16h

i love the internet

shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 16h

i saw people saying '6 7' and didn't get the reference so i searched for it on here and the first thing i saw was a picture of two buff furry wolfmen jacking off into a urinal. good night

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 16h

he would definitely point to San Jose

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 16h

i need him to point to portland on an unlabeled map

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 16h

haha oh flirty

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 19h

Bari Weiss stands for Baritone Weissmeinschlieffentotenbürgen

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 19h

😻💜💜💜😻

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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 22h

i need people to understand that the greatest generation is largely deceased, x pretends they don’t exist but they are 50 or close, millennials are in their goddamn 30s and 40s, and even zoomers are aging out of the stupid generational warfare that the boomers can’t let go of

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 22h

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

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🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 21h

YUUUUP

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 21h

“I would like to complain to the manager about my experience ” is so funny regarding a watch you bought because the president told you to buy it in a tv ad

🔩Joan @screwedjoan.bsky.social · 21h

it’s extremely funny this couple thought if they shed a spotlight on this they would get refunded or get the company to change its ways. no dawg you got scammed and you feel stupid and now everyone knows it, that’s about it

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