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Diet Coquette
@seventwelve21.bsky.social
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Amateur person. Professional enthusiast. Worlds most boring human. Only here to be an idiot. Profanity, equality, baseball. Analyst. Leans hard left. I collect cardboard and ❤️a good latte. Best Coast. I can’t be your succubus if you don’t have a soul.
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Let’s not forget, he’s likely both
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Girl, are you the federal government? Because no one can depend on you for anything.
Instacart is doing 50% off groceries on your next order to anyone using an EBT card, even if magic happens and funding comes through tomorrow.
@karenkilgariff.bsky.social
They sell tooth polishers at TJ Maxx now!
In mine, they’re only 2 small cosmetic aisles from the Korean skincare. Put that gifted tooth polish to good use!
I thought I was the only one who enjoys them so much. I think mine was 29.99?
Enjoy!
And time told me to sit down and shut the fuck Up
Ok, HOURS AGO I called it in 16

Am I the true baseball Oracle (park)?

Only time will tell
Do you see this, Brody?

Maximum minutes. Will likely be the longest World Series game in history.
For you

Enjoy it
Brody Stephens, I hope you’re up there appreciating both teams working so hard to give you the maximum minutes of baseball possible. In The fucking World Series.
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The Marine Layer is the Game Three MVP
Ok, HOURS AGO I called it in 16

Am I the true baseball Oracle (park)?

Only time will tell
Mornings I get up, get kiddo ready, get self ready, drive across town to drop kiddo at am childcare, get coffee, and start work at 6:30 am.
And I never, ever leave a game early.
I’m not even there in person.
Neither team is my team
Baseball forever (literally, I guess)
Is this entire game considered edging?
That was never my kink
Brody Stephens, I hope you’re up there appreciating both teams working so hard to give you the maximum minutes of baseball possible. In The fucking World Series.
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Pals in other states: do you guys do 6th grade outdoor ed camp? We do here in California. It’s 4 days and incredible. Kiddo left this am, and after a fiasco from Kaiser wrong medical info with her meds, and my day on the phone fixing over and over, she is thriving and I miss her but I’m so happy
Mashup bands:
Twisted OaSister
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Guns 'N Oates
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Pink Purple
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PaNickelback at the disco
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Boyz II Bunnymen
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Guns 'N Oates
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The Jackson 1975
Mash up bands:

Boyz II Bunnymen
Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates
*live* texting. Although, hey, make it spicy, it’s baseball after all and that’s my true love
And it was excruciating bliss. Great send off after their minor leagues final season in Modesto.
FINAL: Mariners 3, Tigers 2

The Seattle Mariners are headed to the ALCS for the first time since 2001 and will face Toronto after Jorge Polanco walked off Detroit in the 15th inning. It was the longest winner-takes-all playoff game in MLB history. Amazing night, amazing series.
Thanks for love texting the last 6 innings with me, Tridents 🔱 up for you @oldschooljoel.bsky.social . Loved seeing so many of my Modesto boys in the playoffs

But we all know the real winner of that long AF game is Toronto
Suggestions for someone in California with only streaming services? Appreciated
It’s got more than 9 teeth, that’s a lafufu